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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely dedicated to her passions and academics, but also constantly stressed and frustrated by the people around her. This user is clearly studious and serious about their craft, talking about editing and finals nonstop, like when they say “my film review for finals can either be fire or straight from the ass” and “i feel like sleeping and eating is optional in film”. They often feel underappreciated and exhausted by groupmates, venting things like “CUT THIS EGOISTIC BULLSHIT AND APPRECIATE MY TIME. DO YOU WANT ME TO BE A FUCKING ZOMBIE?”, which echoes Lisa’s resentment when others rely on her work but don’t respect her. At the same time, they’re deeply earnest and obsessive about niche interests (yaoi, rhythm games, very specific ships), much like Lisa’s intense fixations on her causes and hobbies, as seen in “need more yaois with film major characters so i can see them suffer” and “waiting until my phainon polaroid arrive and i can start my phainaxa ita bag ❤️🩹”. Their mix of overachieving, burnout, and hyper-specific fandom brain most closely matches Lisa’s personality among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets revolve around niche interests and inner stress rather than social flexing or group outings, and even their frustrations are inward-focused, like “holiday started but i need to catch up with my finals” and “yesterday i slept from 9 30 pm until 11 am.”, suggesting recharge in solitude. They skew Intuitive: they obsess over fictional ships and characters as emotional/creative fuel (e.g. “need more yaois with film major characters so i can see them suffer”, “i need anaxa to suffer in film”), showing a focus on imagined scenarios, symbolism, and narrative over concrete reality. Their tone is strongly Feeling‑oriented and value-driven, reacting emotionally to unfairness and interpersonal issues: “cut this egoistic bullshit and appreciate my time. DO YOU WANT ME TO BE A FUCKING ZOMBIE?” and “this is why people in tiktok should shut their mouths” prioritize personal boundaries and hurt over detached logic. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging despite being hardworking: they procrastinate, get overwhelmed by shifting demands, and complain about chaotic schedules—“i feel like sleeping and eating is optional in film” and “my film review for finals can either be fire or straight from the ass” show pressure but little love for rigid structure—fitting an INFP who cares deeply yet works in bursts rather than through strict planning.

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Film major surviving on yaoi discourse, arcade rhythm games, and last‑minute edits. Once brought plushies to the edit bay so I wouldn’t quit my degree.– @flyerkohane

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like an all-nighter in the edit bay: the overproof rum is your explosive rant energy, the kind that types “fuck film major fuck my uni emang semuanya tolol.” and “idgaf if i got paid i am not dealing with my filmagain.”. The espresso with chili is that sleep-deprived, spicy grind, staying up to edit while friends rest, like when you said “my groupmates enjoying post exam while im stuck editing the full ver of our film but at least theyre paying me with merch”. Yuzu soda brings bright, fizzy fangirl joy, screaming about ships and characters such as “PHAINAXA IN TOP 10 XIAOHONGSHU HSR SHIPS 👅👅👅👅” and “i wanna make a cinematic hs anaxa video”. The black sugar syrup adds dark sweetness for the way you turn stress and self‑deprecation into humor, like “my only fear is someone writing me as a bottom” and the dramatic “next week im going back to kyou to pick up my order... should i get another anaxa pin or kill myself”. Finally, the edible glitter mist is pure oshikatsu sparkle, the merch goblin who declares “BUYING ANAXA NUI” and plans a “mini phainaxa ita bag”, turning burnout into something dazzlingly, chaotically pretty.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong streak of ambition and transactional thinking that leans Slytherin rather than the more self-effacing Hufflepuff. Their willingness to let groupmates off the hook only because they "pay" in merch—“my groupmates enjoying post exam while im stuck editing the full ver of our film but at least theyre paying me with merch”—suggests a pragmatic, self-interested calculus rather than pure loyalty. The intense frustration with people mismanaging the project, especially the rant about resyncing everything and calling out others’ incompetence—“and its so fucking obvious they dont understand editing. making me mess around with the sequence AGAIN when were already in final cut. I HAVE TO RE SYNC EVERYTHING AGAIN AND THAT TAKE MORE TIME THAT COLOUR GRADING” and “idgaf if i got paid i am not dealing with my film again… CUT THIS EGOISTIC BULLSHIT AND APPRECIATE MY TIME.”—reflects a strong sense of self-preservation and boundaries. They also react fiercely and directly when wronged, as seen in the outburst toward someone causing trouble and spreading rumors—“GOBLOK POLLL… YOU SPREAD FAKE SHIT ABOUT ME. GW YANG KENA LAH GW YANG PRODUCER. FUCK YOU”—showing confrontational defense of their position. While they clearly work hard and vent about exhaustion—“i feel like sleeping and eating is optional in film”—the mix of ambition, ego, and sharp protectiveness over their time and reputation aligns more with Slytherin than with the other houses.

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The best-fitting song for them is villain by Stella Jang, a track about being self-aware, a bit unhinged in a fun way, and embracing your own messy narrative. They constantly lean into dramatics and dark humor about their own suffering, like "im so fucking tired im going to kill myself" and "fuck film major fuck my uni emang semuanya tolol.", which matches the song’s playful yet exhausted energy. Their bio "i love complaining" and tweets like "I RATHER HAVE ALL OF MY FINALS BE AVERAGE RATHER THAN 1 SUBJECT 100 AND THE REST 0." show someone who narrates their own chaos with flair, much like the song’s self-aware protagonist. The obsessed, almost feral fangirl side in posts like "PHAINAXA IN TOP 10 XIAOHONGSHU HSR SHIPS 👅👅👅👅" and "BUYING ANAXA NUI" further fits the theme of embracing your own “villain era” and niche passions without apology. Overall, villain captures their mix of burnout, theatrical complaining, and unapologetic fandom energy.

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