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This user’s mix of chaos, shitposting, and genuine enthusiasm lines up most with Bart Simpson. They’re snarky and provocative, constantly dunking on characters, companies, and even friends in a way that’s rude but clearly playful, like “YOUR UGLY ASS SHOULDVE STAYED 6 FT UNDER @FLINS” and “FAWK YEW AND YOUR MAMA @INEFFA”. Their over-the-top reactions to game news and drama feel very Bart-core, such as “IT WORKED VARKALINGS THE VOODOO WORKEDDD” and “WE GOT THE FAWKING LINEUP AHHHHHHH”. At the same time, there’s real heart under the trolling: they gush about stories and characters like “this game is just so beautiful im so happy i got to play this on my new ipad” and “sonnet is by far my favorite of the moon goddesses… her fate is so tragic :(”, mirroring Bart’s softer side. The combination of mischief, dramatic reactions, and unexpected emotional investment makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, filled with @-replies, public venting, and performative humor, e.g. trash‑talking multiple users in succession like “FAWK YEW AND YOUR MAMA @INEFFA” and live‑reacting to events such as “WE GOT THE FAWKING LINEUP AHHHHHHH”, which indicates energy from outward engagement rather than quiet observation. They appear strongly Intuitive: they’re drawn to big‑picture meta/speculation and narrative themes over concrete grind details, as seen in posts about time travel possibilities in the AQ like “there’s definitely some time travel shenanigans happening” and broad meta takes such as “all these debates about who the best nod krai dps is when they’re all essentially dogshite without certain characters”. Their style is clearly Feeling‑oriented: they lead with emotion, attachment and moral judgment — for example, their passionate character reactions in “this is easily #1 most disturbing thing we’ve ever seen in an aq before… fawk u @dottore” and empathy for tragic fates like “sonnet is by far my favorite… her fate is so tragic :( i wish we could get more of all of them in the future”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their feed shows lots of impulsive, in‑the‑moment posting (e.g. counting down and freaking out live around banners like “9 hours until #Columbina release” followed by immediate reactions such as “COLUMBINA’S HEREEEEEEE WE MADE ITTTTT”), frequent mood swings about beta changes like “these buffs post beta freak me out ngl like they just come out of nowhere”, and little evidence of rigid long‑term structure, all aligning well with an ENFP’s spontaneous, emotionally expressive, hype‑driven style.

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J • 22 • He/Him | Genshin main, Columbina & Raiden enjoyer | Once graduated uni and immediately scheduled my life around special programs and betas– @focalorsei

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This cocktail is built strong and chaotic, like someone who screams “IT WORKED VARKALINGS THE VOODOO WORKEDDD” in all caps while tracking beta changes and damage spreadsheets (“IT WORKED VARKALINGS THE VOODOO WORKEDDD”, “can a tcer/meta enthusiast help with something”). The overproof dark rum is the raw, unfiltered intensity of yelling “FAWK YEW AND YOUR MAMA @INEFFA” and “YOUR UGLY ASS SHOULDVE STAYED 6 FT UNDER @FLINS” at fictional characters while still clearly having the time of their life (tweet, tweet). Blue curaçao gives it an electric, hydro-archon hue for their devotion to Furina and Columbina, as seen in “furina performing on stage in her trailer and columbina trailer essentially being a play.. #sisters” and “COLUMBINA’S HEREEEEEEE WE MADE ITTTTT”. Spicy ginger beer represents their sharp tongue and meme-y, explosive humor, from “nothing like playing Stygian onslaught to remind you how absolute shite ur builds and skill issues are” to calling Dottore “shittore” while still analyzing his scenes (tweet, tweet). The absinthe mist is that slightly unhinged, surreal edge you get when they say “.@realDonaldTrump it's me, Nicolas Maduro's daughter, you forgot to take me. My name is Mualani Natlan and I run a surfboard shop in the People of the Springs”. Finally, the blackberry syrup drizzle is a dark-sweet finish for the sentimental side that loves beautiful story moments and visuals, like “this game is just so beautiful im so happy i got to play this on my new ipad” and “what an amazing aq… peak cinema”, proving that beneath the capslock chaos there’s genuine affection for the world of Teyvat.

Your Hogwarts House
J’s tweets show sharp ambition and a ruthless, competitive edge that align most with Slytherin. They’re obsessed with meta, rankings, and power scaling in Genshin, celebrating when their faves rise in status, like being hyped that “columbina being #2 already is so impressive ngl” and worrying about nerfs and buffs in detail, as in “these buffs post beta freak me out ngl like they just come out of nowhere 😭😭😭”. Their tone is cutting and confrontational when something threatens what they care about, e.g. lashing out at specific bosses and characters: “and fawk ur ugly ass c6 @chev and fawk ur shitty plunge mechanics @fontaineboss” and “YOUR UGLY ASS SHOULDVE STAYED 6 FT UNDER @FLINS”. This shows a readiness to go on the offensive and defend their favorites with no hesitation, a very Slytherin mix of loyalty and aggression. They are also strategic and future‑oriented, tracking leaks, betas, and banners like moves in a long game, as seen in their careful watching of preload leaks and kit changes: “genshin preload tmrw abt to be a big ass mess.. columbina/zibai/illuga voicelines, aq dialogue … and possible varka kit leaks… woah”. While there’s some Ravenclaw‑style analysis of lore and writing in their AQ commentary, the dominant traits are ambition, competitiveness, and a sharp, resourceful fandom survival instinct—quintessential Slytherin.

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Their timeline is dramatic, meta-obsessed, and delightfully petty in a tongue‑in‑cheek way, which fits the theatrical revenge energy of Look What You Made Me Do. They constantly call out characters, companies, and even friends with exaggerated fury, like “FAWK YEW AND YOUR MAMA @INEFFA” and “YOUR UGLY ASS SHOULDVE STAYED 6 FT UNDER @FLINS”, mirroring the song’s playful villain persona. Their obsession with narrative twists and character drama in Genshin, such as “this is easily #1 most disturbing thing we’ve ever seen in an aq before… fawk u @dottore”, echoes the song’s theme of reinvention through conflict. Even their panic over beta changes and buffs, like “i dont think ive ever been this interested in/scared of a beta before… @hyv do not fawk this up”, feels like the high-stakes, hyperbolic tension the track revels in. Underneath the cursing and theatrics, there’s also genuine passion and humor in tweets like “this game is just so beautiful im so happy i got to play this on my new ipad and not my stone age phone 😭”, which matches the self-aware, performative drama of the song rather than pure bitterness.

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