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This account lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: loud, sarcastic, rebellious, but obviously smart and observant about the adults around him. The user constantly roasts teachers and authority figures, like calling Rose a conspiracy nut and Bolsonaro type in “Rose é MUITO bolsonaro” and mocking her paranoia about algorithms in “Oito bilhões de pessoas no mundo e SIM VAI TER UM FDP NUMA SALINHA ME CONTROLANDO O ALGORITIMO KKKKKKKKKKKK”, which mirrors Bart’s constant pranks and skepticism toward adults. There’s a lot of juvenile, chaotic humor and casual profanity, like “QUEM GOSTA DE XERECA EM 2024?????????” and “O ANDRÉ GOSTA DE BUCETA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 🤪”, very in line with Bart’s crude jokes and teasing friends. At school, they alternate between mocking classes and teachers – “Cala a boca e da sua aula mano” and “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” – and self-deprecating comments like “eu nao presto pra nada”, which fits Bart’s mix of bravado and insecurity under the mischief. The streak of affectionate trolling toward friends, such as “Bia me odeia porra vai me matar” and “Só Tweet impressionante do musao hoje KKKKKKKKKKK amo esse cara”, also matches Bart’s dynamic of relentlessly roasting people he actually likes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as socially energetic and outward‑focused, constantly interacting with classmates/teachers and live‑commenting on events, which leans E over I, e.g. mocking teachers and friends in public like “CALA A BOCA ATUMALACA CARALHO NÃO LIGAMOS PRA SUA VIDA!!!!!!!!!” and joking about classmates’ sex lives in “O ANDRÉ GOSTA DE BUCETA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 🤪”. Their humor is idea‑driven and associative rather than purely concrete, suggesting N: they riff on conspiracies and abstractions like algorithm control in “Oito bilhões de pessoas no mundo e SIM VAI TER UM FDP NUMA SALINHA ME CONTROLANDO O ALGORITIMO KKKKKKKKKKKK” and make playful conceptual lists of countries in “Tanzânia Iêmen Arábia Saudita Gales Oman Ou Dinamarca Ucrania Russia Austrália Nigéria Ou Albânia Belize Romênia Andorra Oman (não sei outro país com o)”. Their style is sharply critical and teasing, prioritizing blunt truth and satire over harmony, which points to T: they openly attack teachers in “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” and call people “imbecil” in agreement with “O Brasil é o penúltimo país com a pior educação no MUNDO TODO, com certeza rose, sua imbecil”. The chaos, spontaneity, and lack of planning signal P over J: they complain about being mentally unfocused in “eu to incapaz de raciocinar coisinhas menos fáceis de entender hoje, que raiva”, joke about weak or random weeks in “Semaninha fraca” and “cemana”, and generally react to events in the moment rather than outlining structured plans. Overall, the combination of extroverted banter, idea‑driven humor, cutting logical critique, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle best fits ENTP.

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High school survivor in Anta Gorda. Collecting bad teachers, good bands, and too many Vans. Once woke up with a lizard on my knee and just tweeted about it.– @fodaseduran

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This cocktail is loud and sharp, like a cachaça shot that walks into class calling the professor an animal, echoing their energy in “O NILDO É UM ANIMALLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. The maracujá brings a chaotic sweet-sour mood that fits someone who can rant about grades in “Jessica tirou essa prova pro caralho 🖕🖕🖕odiei primeira nota abaixo de 7 em matéria de humanas” and then happily binge “Assistir a saga toda de crepúsculo debaixo da coberta tá sendo perfeito”. A single black coffee ice cube keeps it wired and sarcastic, the same vibe as complaining about unskippable ads in “QUATRO ANÚNCIOS IMPOSSÍVEIS DE PULAR, YOUTUBE???????”. The saline dash is for all the subtle emotional salt behind lines like “eu nao presto pra nada” and “Tem algo de errado comigo não é possível”. Finally, the charcoal-black sugar rim nods to the constant musical/alt references in “krl deftones é perfeito.” and “Sei lá mas acho que seria válido a hayley arrancar as pregas vocais dela cantando All i wanted dnv, ia ser foda”, giving the drink a slightly dark, dramatic finish that fits a timeline full of chaos, memes, and classroom war stories.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a loud, confrontational bravery and almost zero self‑preservation when it comes to authority. They openly flame teachers and call them out in public, e.g. “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” and “Cala a boca e da sua aula mano”, plus the long-running mockery of Rose and Nildo like “O NILDO É UM ANIMALLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “Rose é MUITO bolsonaro”. There’s also an impulsive, dramatic streak in tweets such as “vou jogar a neris e a bia de um canyon muito alto com ácido sulfurico no fundo dele” and “QUEM GOSTA DE XERECA EM 2024?????????”, where they exaggerate feelings for effect rather than calculating consequences. Their pride in small acts of defiance, like “aos meus haters (satrio) ontem passei o dia todo sem sequer ENCOSTAR em quaisquer peças de roupa/ calçados véns”, reads more as reckless courage than ambition or careful strategy. While there are flashes of self‑deprecation such as “eu nao presto pra nada”, the dominant pattern is bold, outspoken, sometimes reckless behavior that fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, confrontational bravery far better than the calculated edge of Slytherin or the studious focus of Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is Misery Business by Paramore, especially because they’re clearly a Paramore fan who follows setlists and drama around this song, as in “HAYLEY TIROU DO MISERY BUSINESS DO SETLIST SOU FELIZ 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”. Their timeline is full of chaotic, sarcastic energy, calling teachers and classmates out with tweets like “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” and “Cala a boca e da sua aula mano”, which matches the song’s confrontational, no-filter attitude. The mix of self-deprecation and frustration in posts like “eu nao presto pra nada” and “Tem algo de errado comigo não é possível” mirrors the emotional volatility and teenage angst in the lyrics. They also live on internet culture, memes, and inside jokes, as seen in “Ok, this is why serve” and “QUATRO ANÚNCIOS IMPOSSÍVEIS DE PULAR, YOUTUBE???????”, fitting the fast, punchy, early-2000s pop-punk vibe of the track. Overall, their mix of irony, strong opinions, and Paramore obsession makes Misery Business the song that best captures their personality.

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