Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequent jokes and sarcasm about school, friends, and teachers, like calling out YouTube ads in “QUATRO ANÚNCIOS IMPOSSÍVEIS DE PULAR, YOUTUBE???????”.
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings about tests, music, and daily life, e.g. frustration with grades in “Jessica tirou essa prova pro caralho 🖕🖕🖕odiei primeira nota abaixo de 7 em matéria de humanas”.
- Observant: Notices quirky details about people around him, like Andrea’s height and behavior in “Mano a Andrea DESAPARECE do nada e quando eu vou ver ela tá em pé atrás de um aluno que tá sentado, e mesmo assim não dá pra ver”.
- Loyal: Shows affection and interest in friends’ lives, like praising Manuel and others in tweets such as “manuel é um cara diferenciado né pqp” and following classmates’ antics.
- Passionate: Strong enthusiasm for music and pop culture, for example his excitement about Paramore setlists in “HAYLEY TIROU DO MISERY BUSINESS DO SETLIST SOU FELIZ 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Frequent hostile language toward teachers and peers, like “vou jogar a neris e a bia de um canyon muito alto com ácido sulfurico no fundo dele” and insults to Marcia in “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks very negatively about himself, as in “eu nao presto pra nada” and expressing that there’s something wrong with him in “Tem algo de errado comigo não é possível”.
- Disrespectful: Uses harsh, vulgar criticism toward teachers like Rose, Nildo, and others, for example “Cala a boca e da sua aula mano” and “Rose é MUITO bolsonaro”.
- Impulsive: Fires off intense reactions in the moment about school, shows, or online content, like cursing out YouTube and Spotify changes in “Só tiraram o chester do banner do linkin park no Spotify e fodase”.
- Crude: Frequent sexual and explicit jokes in public posts, for instance “QUEM GOSTA DE XERECA EM 2024?????????” and “SIM ROSE EU VOU COMPRAR GEL DE AUMENTO PENIANO !!!!!!!!”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: loud, sarcastic, rebellious, but obviously smart and observant about the adults around him. The user constantly roasts teachers and authority figures, like calling Rose a conspiracy nut and Bolsonaro type in “Rose é MUITO bolsonaro” and mocking her paranoia about algorithms in “Oito bilhões de pessoas no mundo e SIM VAI TER UM FDP NUMA SALINHA ME CONTROLANDO O ALGORITIMO KKKKKKKKKKKK”, which mirrors Bart’s constant pranks and skepticism toward adults. There’s a lot of juvenile, chaotic humor and casual profanity, like “QUEM GOSTA DE XERECA EM 2024?????????” and “O ANDRÉ GOSTA DE BUCETA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 🤪”, very in line with Bart’s crude jokes and teasing friends. At school, they alternate between mocking classes and teachers – “Cala a boca e da sua aula mano” and “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” – and self-deprecating comments like “eu nao presto pra nada”, which fits Bart’s mix of bravado and insecurity under the mischief. The streak of affectionate trolling toward friends, such as “Bia me odeia porra vai me matar” and “Só Tweet impressionante do musao hoje KKKKKKKKKKK amo esse cara”, also matches Bart’s dynamic of relentlessly roasting people he actually likes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as socially energetic and outward‑focused, constantly interacting with classmates/teachers and live‑commenting on events, which leans E over I, e.g. mocking teachers and friends in public like “CALA A BOCA ATUMALACA CARALHO NÃO LIGAMOS PRA SUA VIDA!!!!!!!!!” and joking about classmates’ sex lives in “O ANDRÉ GOSTA DE BUCETA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 🤪”. Their humor is idea‑driven and associative rather than purely concrete, suggesting N: they riff on conspiracies and abstractions like algorithm control in “Oito bilhões de pessoas no mundo e SIM VAI TER UM FDP NUMA SALINHA ME CONTROLANDO O ALGORITIMO KKKKKKKKKKKK” and make playful conceptual lists of countries in “Tanzânia Iêmen Arábia Saudita Gales Oman Ou Dinamarca Ucrania Russia Austrália Nigéria Ou Albânia Belize Romênia Andorra Oman (não sei outro país com o)”. Their style is sharply critical and teasing, prioritizing blunt truth and satire over harmony, which points to T: they openly attack teachers in “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” and call people “imbecil” in agreement with “O Brasil é o penúltimo país com a pior educação no MUNDO TODO, com certeza rose, sua imbecil”. The chaos, spontaneity, and lack of planning signal P over J: they complain about being mentally unfocused in “eu to incapaz de raciocinar coisinhas menos fáceis de entender hoje, que raiva”, joke about weak or random weeks in “Semaninha fraca” and “cemana”, and generally react to events in the moment rather than outlining structured plans. Overall, the combination of extroverted banter, idea‑driven humor, cutting logical critique, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Hayley can finally drop Misery Business from the setlist, maybe I can finally drop my pride and ask you out to a Paramore sing‑along under the coberta—Twilight marathon after?
- You counting 23 pairs of Vans made me realize something: statistically, one of those has to walk you to a date with me. I don’t even mind your ‘pé enorme’, more foot = more chance to step into my life.
- You dragging Rose, Nildo, Márcia, Erica, Ana Paula, AND Flora Matos with the same passion you save for Linkin Park, Deftones and suicidal tendencies shows you’ve got elite taste and elite hate—let me be the one thing you don’t roast.
- Real manos têm streak de 10 dias no TikTok; eu queria mesmo era uma streak de dias te fazendo rir das aulas bostas, dos anúncios impossíveis de pular no YouTube, and from the front row when Hayley decide to arrancar as pregas vocais em All I Wanted.
- You say you ‘don’t presta pra nada’, but you make playlists, draw digitally, survive lagartixas no joelho, and live no Brasil penúltimo em educação yet still drop the smartest tweets in the room—so how about you teach me how to be half as interesting over coffee?
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Your new Twitter bio
High school survivor in Anta Gorda. Collecting bad teachers, good bands, and too many Vans. Once woke up with a lizard on my knee and just tweeted about it.– @fodaseduran
Your signature cocktail
Folha Pautada Fizz 7mm
This cocktail is loud and sharp, like a cachaça shot that walks into class calling the professor an animal, echoing their energy in “O NILDO É UM ANIMALLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. The maracujá brings a chaotic sweet-sour mood that fits someone who can rant about grades in “Jessica tirou essa prova pro caralho 🖕🖕🖕odiei primeira nota abaixo de 7 em matéria de humanas” and then happily binge “Assistir a saga toda de crepúsculo debaixo da coberta tá sendo perfeito”. A single black coffee ice cube keeps it wired and sarcastic, the same vibe as complaining about unskippable ads in “QUATRO ANÚNCIOS IMPOSSÍVEIS DE PULAR, YOUTUBE???????”. The saline dash is for all the subtle emotional salt behind lines like “eu nao presto pra nada” and “Tem algo de errado comigo não é possível”. Finally, the charcoal-black sugar rim nods to the constant musical/alt references in “krl deftones é perfeito.” and “Sei lá mas acho que seria válido a hayley arrancar as pregas vocais dela cantando All i wanted dnv, ia ser foda”, giving the drink a slightly dark, dramatic finish that fits a timeline full of chaos, memes, and classroom war stories.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a loud, confrontational bravery and almost zero self‑preservation when it comes to authority. They openly flame teachers and call them out in public, e.g. “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” and “Cala a boca e da sua aula mano”, plus the long-running mockery of Rose and Nildo like “O NILDO É UM ANIMALLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “Rose é MUITO bolsonaro”. There’s also an impulsive, dramatic streak in tweets such as “vou jogar a neris e a bia de um canyon muito alto com ácido sulfurico no fundo dele” and “QUEM GOSTA DE XERECA EM 2024?????????”, where they exaggerate feelings for effect rather than calculating consequences. Their pride in small acts of defiance, like “aos meus haters (satrio) ontem passei o dia todo sem sequer ENCOSTAR em quaisquer peças de roupa/ calçados véns”, reads more as reckless courage than ambition or careful strategy. While there are flashes of self‑deprecation such as “eu nao presto pra nada”, the dominant pattern is bold, outspoken, sometimes reckless behavior that fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, confrontational bravery far better than the calculated edge of Slytherin or the studious focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Misery Business - Paramore
The best fit is Misery Business by Paramore, especially because they’re clearly a Paramore fan who follows setlists and drama around this song, as in “HAYLEY TIROU DO MISERY BUSINESS DO SETLIST SOU FELIZ 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”. Their timeline is full of chaotic, sarcastic energy, calling teachers and classmates out with tweets like “Marcia, já te contaram que você é uma péssima professora?” and “Cala a boca e da sua aula mano”, which matches the song’s confrontational, no-filter attitude. The mix of self-deprecation and frustration in posts like “eu nao presto pra nada” and “Tem algo de errado comigo não é possível” mirrors the emotional volatility and teenage angst in the lyrics. They also live on internet culture, memes, and inside jokes, as seen in “Ok, this is why serve” and “QUATRO ANÚNCIOS IMPOSSÍVEIS DE PULAR, YOUTUBE???????”, fitting the fast, punchy, early-2000s pop-punk vibe of the track. Overall, their mix of irony, strong opinions, and Paramore obsession makes Misery Business the song that best captures their personality.
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