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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, media‑obsessed teen who cares a lot about stories, morality, and being understood, which fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. Like Lisa going on rants about politics or ethics, they launch into thoughtful mini‑essays about themes in games, e.g. unpacking Endfield’s colonialism and narrative future in posts like “like we literally run around and industrialize the fucking planet all for the “growth of humanity” and its like bruh we are evil corporate overlords…” and “i think the story its trying to present right now is going to be deconstructed in later patches cuz idk how they could 180 from arknights story so hard”. They’re also intensely passionate and a bit self‑serious about their niche interests (Project Moon, Arknights, Fall Out Boy), demanding others meet their standard of knowledge, as in “name 5 fall out boy songs that arent thbks fr th mmrs sugar wete going down ginasff or uma thurman”. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, anxious side—tweets like “i am so scared.” and “my tummy and arm hurt and im being really brave about it” feel very Lisa‑coded “gifted kid with big feelings.” Finally, their mix of moral frustration with fandom (“this actually pisdsed me off”) and genuine enthusiasm for art and games mirrors Lisa’s blend of righteous indignation and earnest love of the things she cares about.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, quote-tweet heavy, and oriented toward public, performative reactions to others, e.g. calling out friends or fandom takes like “now shes acting like im the crayz one for tweeting this” and loudly thirsting or ranting in front of an audience as in “i might have to FUCK tamsy”. Their thought style is clearly Intuitive: they constantly jump to broader themes and meta-commentary about narratives and politics, such as analyzing Endfield’s colonial themes in “like we literally run around and industrialize the fucking planet all for the ‘growth of humanity’ and its like bruh we are evil corporate overlords” and speculating on future story deconstruction in “i think the story its trying to present right now is going to be deconstructed in later patches”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: judgments are driven by personal values and emotional reactions rather than detached logic, seen in moral outrage like “this actually pisdsed me off” and concern with ethical implications of prosthetics and humanity in “he disliked the removal of natural life in exchange for something that ‘better’ or provided enhancements in exchange for humanity”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: their life and gaming style is spontaneous and scattered—multitasking flow states in “doing homework, playing endfield, eating, taking sips of vanilla coke… ive entered flow state” and looping unstructured boredom cycles like “i open steam i look at my games i remember i cant play them… yeah you get the idea”—with little evidence of rigid planning or tidy closure. Overall, the excitable fandom engagement, big-picture media/meta analysis, emotionally-charged value judgments, and chaotic flexibility map best onto ENFP.

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18 | media + game analysis, Endfield theorycrafting & Fall Out Boy apologist. Once turned 100k game credits into 800k just to prove I could.– @foidburger

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This cocktail is wired and slightly unhinged, built around their gamer grind and sleepless Arknights Endfield obsession, like when they say they’re “doing homework, playing endfield, eating, taking sips of vanilla coke, and listening to lucy bedroque ive entered flow state”. High-proof vodka is the raw, chaotic energy of someone who proudly announces “arknights endfield is a good video game” and then spends days tweeting about it. Coffee liqueur captures their late-night, slightly bitter brainrot loop of “i open steam i look at my games i remember i cant play them... yeah you get the idea”. Vanilla syrup and cola nod to the sweetness and comfort behind the chaos, echoing their vanilla coke sips and softer moments like “bro i miss my boyfriend bro”. The dash of smoked salt is the grim, scorched-edge humor of lines like “arknights endfield is a game where you play as the bad guy but everyone in the game is treating you as a messiah” and the repeated “its bleak” mood—salty, but stylish.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong tendency to loudly stand up for their opinions and morals, even when it means conflict, which is very Gryffindor-coded. For instance, they passionately defend Arknights: Endfield against early negativity and moralize about its themes, e.g. calling out colonial undertones while still backing the game: “like people r pointing out how obviously colonial. the themes r but then saying its an ignorance thing how could they heavy hand it so hard as annoversight???” and “people doom posting endfield this early is kinda pissing me offff i hate how u are acting like u have the full understanding of the story and what is planned its soooo lameee”. Their timeline is full of impulsive, emotionally intense reactions and willingness to confront others—e.g. “this rem said one piece was mid so i fucked it.”, “bruh u have to die”, and “nuke the game”—which fit Gryffindor’s hot-blooded, dramatic style more than calculated Slytherin or reserved Ravenclaw. They also display personal courage and vulnerability, openly posting fear and anxiety during stressful situations like their Endfield base setup and tech issues: “ith appened agians.... im fuckjinbg shaking.” and “i am so scared.”. While there is some analytical media commentary, the dominant traits are passionate conviction, impulsive outbursts, and emotional bravery, making Gryffindor the best overall fit.

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They openly stan Fall Out Boy and even gatekeep them, calling someone a poser for listening to Thnks fr th Mmrs and demanding: “name 5 fall out boy songs that arent thbks fr th mmrs sugar wete going down ginasff or uma thurman”. They specifically single out Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy as a deep-cut favorite, saying “the intricacies of grand theft autumn/where is your boy acoustic will never be understood by this larper”, which shows a personal connection to that song. The track’s mix of yearning, bitterness, and dramatic romantic angst fits with their intense, jokingly volatile relationship posts like “my boyfriend is a liar and manipulator” and “isaiah said he wont buy me pomni do i break up with him” in another tweet. Their timeline swings between affection, frustration, and ironic bravado, mirroring the song’s tone of wounded pride and obsessive attachment. Overall, Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy matches both their stated music taste and the messy, hyper-online emotional energy that runs through their tweets.

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