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Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten, the insecure and perpetually down‑beat classmate of Bart, mirrors the user’s chronic self‑hate and loneliness expressed in tweets like "I’m a cesspool of self hate" and "I feel so cold and empty and lonely." Like Milhouse’s catch‑phrase "Everything’s terrible," the user repeatedly laments, "I can’t stop. The loneliness." Both are teenage boys who feel socially invisible, as shown by the user’s plea "I need a banner that fits my pfp" and "someone help me." Milhouse’s constant yearning for acceptance and his tendency to overthink and self‑deprecate align with the user’s desperate posts about not wanting to go to uni and wishing for a tragic event to spare them from daily life.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introversion, preferring solitary reflection and expressing loneliness ("I’m a cesspool of self hate", "I can’t stop. The loneliness."). Their thoughts are abstract and future‑oriented, focusing on inner emotions and existential ideas ("when I’m in class struck with an overbearing sense of loneliness…", "the front of my brain hurts"). Decision‑making is clearly feeling‑based, driven by personal values and emotional pain ("I feel so cold and empty and lonely", "I hate anime I wish I never got into it it ruined my life"). Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous style of posting and lack of clear planning (e.g., "I don’t even remember waking up at 3 and 5 am do I even exist", "I need a 20‑minute instrumental song that I can put on repeat") points to a perceiving preference. Overall, these traits align best with the INFP personality.

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Anime & game lover, playlist creator, manga collector. Once spent $400 on a game I still can't beat. Here for memes & honest vibes.– @foidgroper

Your signature cocktail
The drink is a dark, bitter, yet deceptively bright concoction that mirrors foidgroper’s turbulent mix of despair and fleeting moments of color. The black vodka gives the cocktail its midnight depth, echoing lines like "I’m a cesspool of self hate" and "Nowhere left to go". The vivid blue Curaçao adds a splash of the user’s name “blue” and the occasional glimpses of hope, like the tweet "I just need like a 20 minute instrumental song that I can put on repeat". Campari’s bitter bite reflects the harsh self‑criticism in "I hate anime I wish I never got into it it ruined my life" and "I feel so cold and empty and lonely", while a squeeze of fresh lemon juice adds a sour edge that captures the sharp sting of "I’m so close to peeing myself but I’m 40 minutes away from home". A dash of simple syrup balances the bitterness just enough to make it drinkable, much like how foidgroper tries to find fleeting comfort in online memes.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently showcases a love for learning and intellectual humor, e.g., "when they call me a Nazi but I’m actually just a potassium channel tetramer with four fold symmetry". They also mention strategic thinking, saying "I remember playing chess during English class every day", indicating a fondness for mental challenges. Their use of technology for creative purposes, such as "Made AI create my first playlist for me based on my music taste", shows curiosity and cleverness. The user frequently seeks out new media and knowledge, asking for recommendations like "Should I rewatch parasyte, owari no seraph, guilty crown or inuyashiki" and "I need to read another manga like himizu". While they also express emotional distress, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity and a desire for knowledge, which aligns most closely with Ravenclaw values.

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The song "Hurt" captures the user's pervasive self‑destruction and hopelessness. Its opening line "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" reflects tweets like "I’m a cesspool of self hate" and "I can’t stop. The loneliness." The lyric "What have I become?" mirrors statements such as "I have no place left I can associate with" and "Nowhere left to go." The refrain about "the needle tears a hole" echoes the user's self‑harm mentions, e.g., "I cut my foot with my unclipped toenail" and the feeling of being "a cesspool of self hate." Overall, the bleak, introspective tone of "Hurt" aligns with the user's constant expressions of emptiness, depression, and a wish to end the pain.

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