Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Niche Interests: His deep dive into Vkei music and obscure character comparisons like 'Evgeny bazarov ( Fathers and sons ) VS Nishijou takumi ( Chaos head )' reveals a unique and passionate mind.
- Protective Instinct: His commitment to 'protecting my precious troons' demonstrates a surprising sense of loyalty and compassion towards a marginalized group.
- Self-Awareness: Acknowledging 'I’m sorry for being annoying' shows he is able to recognize how his actions affect others.
- Artistic Appreciation: His love for the game Nier Automata ('After finishing Nier Automata i must say that the biggest plot twist in this game was when i first played it and found out that the main characters were totally and completely normal') shows that he can enjoy art.
- Desire for Love: His tweet 'If all you care about is sex and not being genuinely loved then you’re not an incel you’re just hollow' shows that he is not a lost cause.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Hatred: Statements like 'I’m disgusting' and 'Everyone is better than me' indicate a deeply negative self-image.
- Offensive Language: His use of slurs and derogatory terms, such as 'foid' and 'ńiggers', demonstrates a lack of sensitivity and respect for others.
- Suicidal Ideation: Frequent mentions of death and a desire for oblivion ('2026 june 21 will be my funeral') raise serious concerns about his mental well-being.
- Inconsistent Views: Expressing support for Jewish people while using offensive language reveals a confusing and potentially contradictory belief system.
- Desperation: Offering 'EDATING PRICES' including 'SLEEP CALLING: 35$' shows that he is desperate for attention and affection.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Cataliyst is like Milhouse Van Houten. Both are perpetually unlucky and often the target of ridicule. Milhouse is constantly rejected by Lisa, and Cataliyst identifies as an incel, lamenting his loneliness ('I’m a sub5 brown manlet incel I WILL DIE ALONE'). Milhouse's awkwardness and social ineptitude are reflected in Cataliyst's statement: 'I’m sorry i don’t know how to talk'. Both characters are often misunderstood and struggle to find their place in the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Cataliyst's MBTI type is likely INTP (Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving). His introversion is evident in his desire to be 'left alone with my thoughts' and his focus on internal analysis ('After fully analyzing both characters with my inhuman abilities in writing comprehension'). Intuition drives his interest in abstract concepts and niche topics like Vkei music. His thinking preference is shown in his analytical approach to character comparisons and his critical views on societal issues. Perceiving allows him to remain open-minded and adaptable, as seen in his contradictory statements and evolving online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a visual novel? Because I want to region-lock myself with you.
- Is your name Shiloh? Because I'd donate even if you had a tattoo... maybe.
- Are you a troon? Because I'm ready to defend you from all the nazis, even the ones inside me.
- Do you sell anything in the library? Because I'm checking you out.
- Are you an oreo ice cream? Because I want to consume you today.
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Your new Twitter bio
Joseph Cataliyst | Incel Wizard | Vkei Enthusiast | Defender of Troons | Contemplating the Abyss | Edating Prices Available | Just a Disgusting Man– @foidsrapist
Your signature cocktail
The Incel Tears
The 'Incel Tears' cocktail represents Cataliyst's complex and contradictory personality. Tequila symbolizes his intensity and potential for self-destruction ('Failing in today’s test will be the final trigger for me to kill myself'). Blue Curaçao reflects his occasional moments of surprising support for marginalized groups ('i care about is protecting my precious troons'). Lime juice adds a sour note, representing his cynicism and bitterness. Activated charcoal embodies his dark humor and fascination with the macabre. The single Oreo crumb is a nod to his simple pleasures and fleeting moments of happiness ('Today I’m going to eat an oreo ice cream').
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Cataliyst, despite his self-deprecating tendencies, arguably belongs in Slytherin. His bio, 'Certified in raping the female gender' (though likely a dark joke), displays a blatant disregard for rules and a willingness to shock, mirroring Slytherin's ambition and cunning. His stated desire to decrease 'femoid followers while gaining as much troon followers as I can' shows a calculated approach to social dynamics, prioritizing specific groups over others. The 'incel' label, while self-imposed, suggests a desire for power and control, even if expressed through bitterness. While his self-loathing might seem un-Slytherin, it could be interpreted as a twisted form of self-preservation and ambition to change his circumstances, no matter how misguided.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The song 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails encapsulates Cataliyst's feelings of self-loathing and despair. The lyrics convey a sense of pain, regret, and isolation, reflecting Cataliyst's expressions of worthlessness and suicidal ideation ('My existence brings misfortune to those around me'). The song's raw and emotional intensity mirrors the unfiltered nature of Cataliyst's tweets, which often reveal his deepest insecurities and struggles. The line 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' resonates with Cataliyst's self-destructive tendencies.
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