Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hard‑working: Frequently handles work for multiple people and stays late, e.g. managing intern, customer service, and technical tasks alone in “so now my boss is doing backoffice stuff whilst i have the intern, manage the customer service and am doing technical work on books too”.
- Self‑motivated: Sets and completes detailed personal plans like cleaning, laundry, meal prep, and Lego building in “i almost did ALL OF IT!!! i am so proud i dried the bedsheets washed and dried my laundry sweeped and mopped the flat…”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, self‑deprecating humor in tweets like “breaking: local goth librarian once again late for work” and “apparently my apprentice is using me as source for amusement… I am the court jester here am i not”.
- Caring: Shows affection and concern for partner and cat, e.g. craving time with boyfriend in “i NEED to see my bf this weekend… give me my big beardy baby” and planning tuna for the cat in “ok i need to leave my home again and go to the pet store”.
- Creative: Enjoys building Lego/miniblocks and experimenting with recipes, like the chocolate cheesecake muffins in “hab 70% des rezeptes gefreestyled… trotzdem geil geworden” and the miniblocks cat in “indeed i have finished the miniblocks cat today!”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered‑eating: Openly tracks and restricts calories, celebrates dizziness, and engages with edtwt, e.g. “feeling a bit dizzy and lightheaded rn but i have to power through i can eat dinner when i am back home” and bio info on gw/ugw.
- Harsh‑self‑image: Calls self fat and unförmig in “ich bin einfach FETT und unförmig in dem kleid ich kann das alles nicht mehr” and writes about needing to take less space in “i am too much, too much i need to take less space i need to be smaller”.
- Emotional‑instability: Describes extreme mood swings and distress, such as “the pill has made my mood swings more extreme and i hate it” and the intense shift from pride to despair between “i am doing GOOD i am DOING SO GOOD” and “i want to cease to exist”.
- Overworking: Often ends up overloaded at work, like covering for sick colleagues while closing alone in “2 colleagues of our 4 person team r sick today… i am neck deep in work whAT THE FUCK MAN AND I HAVE TO STAY TO CLOSE TONIGHT”.
- Body‑fixation: Focuses heavily on weight, TDEE, and appearance, for example “seeing other sick ppl with an intake of 200 300 everyday makes me realize i really am fucking bad at this ed thing” and frequent calorie/scale updates like “finally back on track again… 0,7 loss in the last 2 days”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They line up closest with Lisa Simpson: smart, politically prickly, creative, and anxious all at once. Like Lisa, they care about ideas and politics (e.g., enjoying “annoying nazis” and marching into a police station with an ACAB patch: “jetzt souverän mit acab patch auf der brust in ne polizeistation marschieren”). They overthink and self-criticize in a very Lisa way, especially around food and their body, such as calling themselves “worst ana” after using normal cream: “i am, in fact, worst ana (had no low fat cooking cream and used a pack of normal cream for dinner)” and spiraling over a 1.2k intake: “intake at 1,2k today but thats too much isnt it… I WILL BE TOO MUCH AGAIN”. Their love for books and being a goth librarian (“breaking: local goth librarian once again late for work”) fits Lisa’s bookish, artsy streak, just with a darker, punk twist. The mix of high standards, burnout, and trying to do it all also echoes Lisa’s overachiever stress, like being “neck deep in work” and covering multiple roles at once: “now my boss is doing backoffice stuff whilst i have the intern, manage the customer service and am doing technical work on books too”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most enjoyment is in solitary or low-key activities like cooking, Lego/miniblocks, reading, and cleaning, and social events are framed as draining or intense rather than energizing, e.g. needing to decompress after work and joking that their apprentice treats them as entertainment: “apparently my apprentice is using me as source for amusement and is coming to work everyday with the motto 'lets see what foil does /today/' I am the court jester here am i not”. Their attention is strongly Sensing: they constantly track calories, body weight and TDEE, describe specific foods and ingredients in detail, and focus on concrete, present details like portion sizes or exact macros, such as “intake at 1,2k today but thats too much isnt it… tomorrow there will be a higher number again”. The dominant decision style is Feeling: they frame choices in terms of self-worth, guilt, and being "too much" or wanting to feel fragile and cared for, as in “i am too much, too much i need to take less space i need to be smaller i need to be fragile please at least be worried about me”, and express affection and emotional neediness toward their partner: “i NEED to see my bf this weekend… give me my big beardy baby my dearest grumpy man the love of my life i DEMAND IT”. On the Judging–Perceiving axis, they show structured planning (to-do lists, meal prep for an entire week, preplanned breakfasts) but also procrastination, impulsive buying, and flexible eating rules; the overall tone is more P-like spontaneity than strict J rigidity, as in “pros of procrastination: i am going to the store to get coffee beans for work SO late now that i might get some silly stuff w reduced stickers too” contrasted with “todays plan: laundry vacuum mop clean bathroom mealprep breakfast for the week read and or build lego”. The strong aesthetic focus (goth/punk fashion, hair dye, outfits, platforms), sensory immersion in music and concerts, and emotional self-expression under stress align best with ISFP—an introverted, feeling-driven sensor with a flexible, artistic, and somewhat chaotic lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your apprentice comes to work every day like “let’s see what foil does /today/”, can I apply for the same position but with better benefits—like being the goth librarian’s designated post-concert döner date?
- You spent 100€ to re-dye your hair and still call yourself a failure, but from where I’m standing (somewhere between your legendary outfit pull and that ‘living, breathing disturbia fashion doll’ fit), that investment clearly turned you into my favorite limited-edition horror Barbie.
- You meal-prep semolina pudding for seven days, build Lego and miniblocks cats, clean the whole flat, and still think you’re ‘too much’—I’m just saying, if you ever want someone to hype you up between vacuuming and Lego sessions, I volunteer as emotionally supportive house goblin.
- You walking into a police station with an ACAB patch on your chest while calling yourself a ‘local goth librarian’ is the most chaotic sexy thing I’ve ever heard—can I be the tiny autonomous by your side next demo so we can accidentally run into a few hundred police units together, romantically?
- Since your boss is ‘so happy’ about finishing her tiny to-do list while you handle work for 2.5 people, how about we redistribute the workload: she keeps the spreadsheets, and I help you with the important stuff—like taste-testing your chocolate cheesecake muffins and making sure you never have to eat plain boiled potatoes alone again.
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25 • goth librarian & Lego gremlin • caffeine-fueled book pit boss with a cat supervisor • once left €100 at the hairdresser in the name of Being Cool– @foilfailures
Your signature cocktail
The Goth Librarian Overload
This cocktail is wired on caffeine like you, spiking a double-shot espresso vodka with the same jittery work energy as you being “neck deep in work whAT THE FUCK MAN AND I HAVE TO STAY TO CLOSE TONIGHT” “2 colleagues of our 4 person team r sick today, my boss is doing a picture book reading…”. The blackberry-lime hard seltzer is dark, fizzy and a little chaotic, echoing your goth/punk vibe and the way you’re “breaking: local goth librarian once again late for work” “breaking: local goth librarian once again late for work”. A charcoal salt rim with smoked paprika adds moody bitterness and heat, like wanting to “annoying nazis” and marching into a police station “mit acab patch auf der brust” “jetzt souverän mit acab patch auf der brust in ne polizeistation marschieren…”. The tiny dark chocolate square on the side is for all the late-night cake and muffin cravings you ritualistically half-indulge in “call me best ana or sth i bought a raspberry cream cake in a cup… I ONLY HAD ONE SPOON FULL”. An optional splash of cream or oat milk nods to you being “worst ana” for using full cream in dinner and your mix of self-indulgence and self-drag “i am, in fact, worst ana (had no low fat cooking cream and used a pack of normal cream for dinner )”. This is a strong, slightly bitter, secretly sweet drink that looks like a fashion goth, functions like a survival tool, and absolutely insists on being a little too much in the best possible way “i am too much, too much i need to take less space i need to be smaller”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show Hufflepuff-style dedication and work ethic in both their job and home life. At work, they shoulder far more than their share without just walking away, like when they write about managing an intern, customer service, technical book work, and event coordination all at once: “so now my boss is doing backoffice stuff whilst i have the intern, manage the customer service and am doing technical work on books too also am conversing with the two colleagues doing an event in our bin tmrw”. Their pride in a thorough day of chores also reflects classic Hufflepuff diligence and satisfaction in effort: “i almost did ALL OF IT!!! i am so proud i dried the bedsheets washed and dried my laundry sweeped and mopped the flat, vacuumed and brushed out the carpet finished the lego set prepped breakfast for the week cleaned my kitchen”. Loyalty and care for loved ones show up strongly too, as in their need to see and be close to their partner: “i NEED to see my bf this weekend this is not funny i cannot live more than one weekend without seeing him i need to touch taste kiss and love him give me my big beardy baby my dearest grumpy man the love of my life i DEMAND IT” and their description of feeling safe and cozy sleeping beside him: “es war... ruhe? sicherheit? mann neben mir? cozy and warm? es war so schön”. There are hints of Gryffindor-like boldness and anti-authoritarian streaks—marching into a police station with an ACAB patch, for example: “jetzt souverän mit acab patch auf der brust in ne polizeistation marschieren”—but the dominant pattern is steady effort, everyday resilience, and deep attachment to the people (and cat) they care about, all of which are most strongly aligned with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is I’m Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance, because it combines melodramatic humor, emotional exhaustion, and goth/alt vibes in the same way their timeline does. They juggle burnout and chaos with sarcasm, like when they talk about work crises: “so now my boss is doing backoffice stuff whilst i have the intern, manage the customer service and am doing technical work on books too” and “breaking: local goth librarian once again late for work”. The song’s themes of not being okay but laughing through the pain mirror their mood swings and self-deprecation, seen in tweets like “the pill has made my mood swings more extreme and i hate it” and “i want to cease to exist”. Their explicitly goth/punk identity and concert/pit life (“the last time i saw this band i spent the entirety of the playtime in the pit”) also fit MCR’s alternative, emotionally charged aesthetic. Overall, the song’s mix of angst, theatrical drama, and dark humor aligns closely with how they present themselves: a caffeinated, overworked, self-aware goth trying to hold it together.
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