Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep, sustained enthusiasm for artists like Fontaines D.C., Turnstile, Geese, etc., shown in tweets like “FONTAINES DROP THE LIVE ALBUM AND YOU HAVE MY LIFE” and “TURNSTILE GRAMMY SWEEP”.
- Creative humor: Uses playful, inventive jokes and concepts, like “fontaines dc as chiikawa characters !! a very important 🧵 ⭐️” and “using she/her for all my favorite male musicians”.
- Hardworking editor: Mentions juggling multiple projects, e.g. “trying to make another tmc edit while running three other fanpages” and getting a contract to run a fan account in “YOUR GIRL IS SIGNING HER CONTRACT TODAY”.
- Community oriented: Engages with fandom and friends, referencing oomfs and shared experiences, like “i can’t unsee my oomfs as their pfps” and supporting causes in “friendly reminder 🇵🇸”.
- Expressive enthusiast: Openly shares strong feelings about music and pop culture, e.g. “there’s people in this world who have never heard teal by wunderhorse and that physically pains me” and “hearing this live changed my life”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive spending: Shows a pattern of spending quickly and draining savings, as in “paycheck hit at 1am and i immediately spent it on overwatch” and “had to take out the rest of the money in my savings for an energy drink”.
- Aggressive rhetoric: Uses extreme or violent joking language when upset, like “if turnstile doesn’t win anything tonight someone has to die” and “i will hire 50 rabid monkeys to rip you apart limb by limb”.
- Energy dependence: Heavy reliance on energy drinks and Red Bull, mentioning them repeatedly, e.g. “vanilla berry red bull is back” and “surgery tomorrow so i cant consume red bull for 24 hours”.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly to intense emotions over fandom/news, such as “this just ruined my whole week oh my god. 💔💔💔” and “something in the universe shifted”.
- Work overload: Takes on many fandom tasks at once, risking burnout, as in “trying to make another tmc edit while running three other fanpages” and managing multiple fan and TikTok accounts like “was given a tiktok account that i’m in charge of running”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: hyper-enthusiastic, music-obsessed, smart, and extremely online about their interests. Their intense, slightly niche taste and constant music deep dives feel like Lisa’s sax/jazz fixation, e.g. saying “there’s people in this world who have never heard teal by wunderhorse and that physically pains me” and flexing that they’ve already “listened to 169 different artists this year already”. Lisa’s activist streak lines up with them dropping a casual but firm “friendly reminder 🇵🇸”, showing they care about politics as well as pop culture. The nerdy, online-fangirl energy (“on the front lines of carlos o’connell nation,” running multiple fanpages, and saying “having a fan account has taken me to places i wouldn’t go with a gun”) fits Lisa’s overachieving, fandom-brain side. Even their joking self-awareness, like “discovered how funny reels are and i feel like a caveman who discovered fire”, feels like Lisa realizing she’s a bit dorky but leaning into it.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly outwardly expressive and energized by fandom and interaction, suggesting Extroversion: they constantly share excitement about concerts and public events like “CHARLOTTE YOU WILL BD SEEING ME”, joke about arguing online in “do not argue with me on twitter dot com i will hire 50 rabid monkeys to rip you apart limb by limb”, and celebrate reaching follower milestones in “21 more until 1k wtf”. Their focus on patterns, aesthetics, and ‘vibes’ over concrete facts fits Intuition: they talk about how eras felt in “visual representation of how the romance era felt”, note themes in their listening in “i feel like there’s an overlying theme here”, and anthropomorphize bands/characters in imaginative ways like “fontaines dc as chiikawa characters !! a very important 🧵 ⭐️”. Their language is intensely emotional, value-driven, and relational, showing Feeling: they say things like “there’s people in this world who have never heard teal by wunderhorse and that physically pains me”, “this is making me emotional like omg,,,”, and emphasize caring stances such as “friendly reminder 🇵🇸”. They appear spontaneous, flexible, and reactive rather than structured or plan-heavy, pointing to Perceiving: they impulsively spend money in “paycheck hit at 1am and i immediately spent it on overwatch”, joke about having only “$3 IN MY ACCOUNT NOOOO”, and describe juggling multiple fan projects in a chaotic way in “trying to make another tmc edit while running three other fanpages”. Overall, the energetic fandom focus, emotional intensity, imagination-driven humor, and spontaneous lifestyle align most closely with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You spending your 1 a.m. paycheck on Overwatch instead of savings is wild, but honestly, if you ever queue comp with me, I’ll go full support and hard-pocket you like you’re my last Red Bull before surgery.
- You’re ‘on the front lines of Carlos O’Connell nation,’ running fanpages and UK TikToks like it’s war, so if we go to that Fontaines DC tennis court gig together, can I be your emotional barricade while you’re busy documenting the lore?
- You use she/her for all your favorite male musicians, so be honest: what are the odds I can earn a promotion from ‘they’ to ‘she’ on your timeline, or do I need a Grammy-winning Never Enough-level era first?
- You took money out of savings for an energy drink, miss Shame, campaign for a solo Deego song, and still have room in your heart for minions and labubu Brendan Yates—statistically speaking, your type is ‘terminally obsessed,’ which is great news because I’m fully prepared to be your next hyperfixation.
- You’ve listened to 169 artists this year, made a Fontaines x Chiikawa thread, and still physically can’t rewatch your old footage—if music can change the trajectory of your life like that, let me take you to a Gurriers or fcukers show and see if we can’t add “meeting me” to your list of life-altering live experiences.
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Your new Twitter bio
Social media goblin running UK TikToks, Overwatch queues & too many fanpages. Once emptied my savings for an energy drink and a gig ticket.– @fontasis
Your signature cocktail
The Red Bull Romance Royale
This cocktail is wired and chaotic on purpose, because you’re the person who will literally break the savings for caffeine, like “had to take out the rest of the money in my savings for an energy drink” and mourn being off it for surgery in “surgery tomorrow so i cant consume red bull for 24 hours”. The vanilla-berry energy vibe nods to your joy in “vanilla berry red bull is back”, while the double-shot espresso cold brew keeps the same frantic, always-online pace as “trying to make another tmc edit while running three other fanpages”. Sparkling yuzu energy soda adds a sharp, fizzy chaos that fits tweets like “do not argue with me on twitter dot com i will hire 50 rabid monkeys to rip you apart limb by limb” and your gamer-heart impulsivity in “paycheck hit at 1am and i immediately spent it on overwatch”. The blackcurrant and cherry syrup is a sweet-dark layer for all the overwhelming music feelings in “hearing this live changed my life” and your Ride-or-Die artist loyalty like “there’s people in this world who have never heard teal by wunderhorse and that physically pains me”. Finally, the gold glitter and tiny minion are there because your whole aesthetic is hyper-specific and unserious in the best way, as seen in “i love minions so much i’m gonna cry” and visually-obsessed posts like “i wanna eat my profile layout”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets are loud, impulsive, and driven by intense feelings, which fits Gryffindor’s bold, act-first energy. They show a flair for dramatics and risk-taking, like jokingly threatening chaos online in “do not argue with me on twitter dot com i will hire 50 rabid monkeys to rip you apart limb by limb” and half-seriously saying “if turnstile doesn’t win anything tonight someone has to die”, both of which reflect a heightened, performative bravery/combative streak. There’s also a readiness to put themselves out there and commit hard to passions, seen in tweets like “YOUR GIRL IS SIGNING HER CONTRACT TODAY” and “having a fan account has taken me to places i wouldn’t go with a gun”, suggesting courage and a willingness to step into intimidating situations. Their strong moral stance shows when they post “friendly reminder 🇵🇸”, indicating they’ll openly stand up for beliefs in a public space. While they’re creative and hardworking, the dominant vibe is passionate, chaotic, and confrontational in a way that aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Romance - Fontaines D.C.
The song Romance by Fontaines D.C. fits them best because their entire online presence revolves around intense, slightly feral fandom and that exact era. They’re literally “on the front lines of carlos o’connell nation” in their bio and make threads like “fontaines dc as chiikawa characters !! a very important 🧵 ⭐️”, showing how deeply they live inside this band’s world. Their posts about the era, like “visual representation of how the romance era felt” and “mentioning romance whenever i see anything with a pink heart”, mirror the song’s obsessive, dreamy intensity. The blend of tenderness and chaos in Romance also matches their personality—someone who will tweet “do not argue with me on twitter dot com i will hire 50 rabid monkeys to rip you apart limb by limb” and in the same breath gush over music, minions, and niche edits. Overall, Romance captures both their emotional devotion to Fontaines D.C. and the whirlwind, hyper-online way they experience music and fandom.
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