Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Frequently expresses high energy and excitement about interests, e.g. SEGA and Mighty in “SEGA PUT HIS RUSTY ASS IN A CAR NOW!!!!!!! #IWANTTHATRUSTBUCKET” and “MIGHTY MENTIOMED WOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOP WOOOPPP”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with fandoms and friends, sharing in-jokes and collaborations like the joint art in “Me and @Stikbot_1992's masterpiece #homestuck” and Outcome Memories posts like “SteelSpeeder posting #outcomememories”.
- Creative: Shares drawings, OCs and edits such as “TOUGHEST ARQUIUSPRITE DRAWING EVER WHAT THE FUCK” and their son/OC in “I don't post art much here is my son”.
- Humorous: Uses vivid, absurd humor and storytelling, like the kayak rant in “Me when that FUCKING STUPID IDIOT KAYAK WONT GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY FUUUUCKKK MOVE OVER YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK” and the cursed video reaction in “I am not even kidding when i say i watched a second of this video and my pc screen just went black”.
- Principled: Speaks strongly against things they view as harmful or unethical, like price gouging in collecting in “i hope people know that gouging the prices of toys and figures and such things functionally the same as gatekeeping” and criticism of AI content in “i fucking DESPISE ai with every millilitre of blood in my body and every centimeter of flesh on my bones”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh‑worded: Often uses very strong or aggressive language, e.g. the kayak rant in “Me when that FUCKING STUPID IDIOT KAYAK WONT GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY FUUUUCKKK MOVE OVER YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK”.
- AI‑hostile: Expresses intense hatred toward AI in general, which can come off as rigid or dismissive in “i fucking DESPISE ai with every millilitre of blood in my body and every centimeter of flesh on my bones”.
- Scalper‑fixated: Spends noticeable emotional energy on resentment toward scalpers and specific accounts, e.g. repeated complaints in “EG CANNOT STOP PROVING ME RIGHT ITS FUCKING INSANE THEY'RE GENUINELY THE BIGGEST SCALPER KNOWN TO MAN” and “Me when I'm in a ruining hobbies competition and my opponent is EG Trains”.
- Anxious‑online: Shows worry about online identity and access, suggesting stress around social platforms, as in “If i disappear you know why because honestly i don't know if id be willing to give id to use socials 💔”.
- Collecting‑obsessed: Displays strong fixation on completing collections that can sound frustrating or draining, like stressing over a missing tender in “Trying to get all of Bertrams merch and I have everything except the trackmasters tender fuuuck 💔💔💔” and hunting specific rereleases in “on my life plarail is rereleasing the raspberry tanker next year guys i swear”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Keith most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, and deeply passionate about his oddly specific interests. Their timeline is full of hyperactive, all-caps reactions like “Me when that FUCKING STUPID IDIOT KAYAK WONT GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY FUUUUCKKK MOVE OVER YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK” and “MIGHTY MENTIOMED WOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOP WOOOPPP”, which is extremely Bart-coded mischief energy. At the same time, there’s a real dorky sincerity and loyalty to niche obsessions, like collecting train merch and Trackmaster figures in “Trying to get all of Bertrams merch and I have everything except the trackmasters tender fuuuck 💔💔💔” and lovingly posting “i like bringing douglas places” photos such as “i like bringing douglas places 3 france edition”. Bart’s also the kind of kid who would rant about scalpers and fairness in a hobby, reflected in tweets like “i hope people know that gouging the prices of toys and figures and such things functionally the same as gatekeeping”. The mix of irreverent jokes, yelling about video games and Sonic characters (“Mighty and Ray not being in superstars was really stupid to me”), and genuine heart underneath the chaos lines up best with Bart rather than a more reserved or earnest character like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they’re very online and playful, they repeatedly signal valuing privacy and small circles, e.g. “I MADE A PRIVATE... Go follow if you want but no guarantee I'll let you in if I don't know you very well soz”, and anxiety about ID and social-media use in “If i disappear you know why because honestly i don't know if id be willing to give id to use socials 💔”. They come off as iNtuitive (N) through their love of fictional universes and patterns of meaning—Homestuck, Sonic characters, trains as characters—and the way they extrapolate implications and humor from images, like imagining Henry the engine owning a phone in “The implications of this tweet are really funny to me because this just means henry the engine has twitter and also a device to access it”. Their strong value language and moral stances suggest Feeling (F) over Thinking: they rail against AI from a values standpoint in “i fucking DESPISE ai with every millilitre of blood in my body and every centimeter of flesh on my bones” and link scalping to unfairness and gatekeeping in “i hope people know that gouging the prices of toys and figures and such things functionally the same as gatekeeping”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline is highly spontaneous and reactive—lots of live reactions, memes, and in-the-moment art or collection updates like “Just made some bulllshiitt #Homestuck” and “i like bringing douglas places 3 france edition”—with little evidence of rigid planning or structured life updates. Overall, the combination of introverted online presence, imaginative fandom focus, emotional and ethical intensity, and flexible, reactive posting style most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking ‘WHERE IS MIGHTY?! WHERE IS HE!!!’ but honestly Keith, I’m right here, ready to be your missing Mighty if you’ll stop refreshing the update order for like five minutes.
- If you can carry Douglas around France, up mountains, and to Awdry Extravaganza, surely you can handle one more trip… a date with someone who’ll look at you the way you look at that large scale Sir Handel.
- You said ‘gay people will do anything but flirt normally,’ so in the spirit of scientific accuracy: statistically speaking, the chance of me not thinking about you every time I see Mighty, Ray, or a random trackmaster Duck is approaching zero.
- You’ve got a Duck shelf, a Bertram tender to hunt down, and a TOMY Duck trauma story… so how about we balance it out with one very gentle person who’ll treat your trains (and you) better than that guy in the school yard ever did?
- You despise AI, worship Outcome Memories and Steelspeeder, and named a pannier ‘Bum Farto’—clearly your standards are chaotic but impeccable; any chance I can audition to be the next unreasonably specific special interest in your life?
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Keith • collector of tiny trains & big opinions • once had a PC crash from a single cursed video frame • art, Homestuck, Sonic & Outcome Memories– @foolishengine
Your signature cocktail
The Mighty Duck Engine Fizz
This cocktail runs on chaotic fandom energy and train-nerd sincerity, just like Keith yelling about merch and toys in “on my life plarail is rereleasing the raspberry tanker next year guys i swear” and proudly declaring “Trying to get all of Bertrams merch and I have everything except the trackmasters tender fuuuck 💔💔💔”. Irish whiskey nods to being “Not Ireland” in the bio while still clearly being extremely Ireland-adjacent, plus all the car boot sales and Awdry trips in “Awdry Extravaganza was awesome!!”. Raspberry liqueur is the sweet-but-intense obsession core, matching the gleeful caps-lock outbursts in “SEGA PUT HIS RUSTY ASS IN A CAR NOW!!!!!!! #IWANTTHATRUSTBUCKET” and “MIGHTY MENTIOMED WOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOP WOOOPPP”. Cloudy lemonade keeps it bright and drinkable despite the frequent feral rants like “Me when that FUCKING STUPID IDIOT KAYAK WONT GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY FUUUUCKKK MOVE OVER YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK” and the scorched-earth stance in “i fucking DESPISE ai with every millilitre of blood in my body and every centimeter of flesh on my bones”. A blue curaçao float captures the Sonic / Mighty / Ray fixation in tweets like “OH myGOD MY BABBYSSSS I LOVE THEM ❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭 I LOGE MIGHTY AND RAY”, giving the drink a cartoony, gamey glow. Finally, a pop rocks rim represents their explosive meme posting and Outcome Memories chaos in “SteelSpeeder posting #outcomememories” and “Do you like my gif guys #outcomememories”, making every sip feel like scrolling their timeline: loud, fizzy, and a little unhinged in the best way.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Keith comes across as a classic Hufflepuff: loyal, earnest, and deeply attached to his interests and friends. His long-running bit of "bringing Douglas places" and proudly sharing it, like in “i like bringing douglas places 5 WE MADE IT TO AWDRY BABY LETS FUCKING GOOOO” and “i like bringing douglas places 4 (that was fast) mountain engines!!”, shows a patient, wholesome dedication to his hobbies rather than a clout-chasing or competitive vibe. He’s also vocally fair-minded about fandom and merch culture, criticizing scalpers and price-gouging with an emphasis on access and community, as in “i hope people know that gouging the prices of toys and figures and such things functionally the same as gatekeeping, even if that isn't the intention at all” and “EG CANNOT STOP PROVING ME RIGHT ITS FUCKING INSANE THEY'RE GENUINELY THE BIGGEST SCALPER KNOWN TO MAN”. The way he talks about letting devs "cook" and being willing to wait for his favourite character, as in “might be waiting a while for mighty 💔 that's okay though let him cook in the oven for as long as he needs”, reflects patience and good faith rather than entitlement. Even his strong stance against AI—“i fucking DESPISE ai with every millilitre of blood in my body and every centimeter of flesh on my bones”—reads less as edgy ambition and more as protectiveness of human creativity and artists. Altogether, the loyalty to niche interests, concern about fairness, and generally warm, goofy tone fit Hufflepuff much better than the more glory-driven or cerebral houses.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them because it’s loud, unapologetic, and proudly weird in exactly the way their timeline is. They’re openly queer and very online-humorous, joking that “gay people will do anything but flirt normally”, which lines up with the song’s celebration of queer identity and not fitting into norms. Their feed is full of passionate niche interests like Thomas/trackmaster and Sonic, from “average trackmaster enjoyer” in their bio to stuff like “Trying to get all of Bertrams merch and I have everything except the trackmasters tender fuuuck 💔💔💔”, reflecting the song’s message of embracing what you love regardless of how it looks to others. They’re emotional and melodramatic in a fun way—“my greed on consume me” and “OH myGOD MY BABBYSSSS I LOVE THEM ❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭 I LOGE MIGHTY AND RAY”—which matches the over-the-top, anthemic energy of the track. And under the jokes there’s vulnerability about identity and being online, like “If i disappear you know why because honestly i don't know if id be willing to give id to use socials 💔,” making Born This Way a fitting anthem of self-acceptance and resilience for them.
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