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The account reads like a very online, darker, more chaotic version of Lisa Simpson. Lisa’s combination of intelligence, overthinking, and existential dread matches this user’s self-awareness and frustration about their future, like when they say they’re “studying psychology just to study, and I don't have any passion to live from it fuck my stupid baka life”. The user often questions the point of life and responsibility, e.g. “why do I have to deal with a life I never asked for what fault do I have” and “I don't want more responsibilities I'm going to kill myself one day”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward angst and feeling burdened by expectations. They’re also politically and morally opinionated, calling out social issues and hypocrisy, such as criticizing how women are written in media in “stop using women only to develop men please”. The intense, sometimes abrasive humor and dramatic threats (like “I will kill myself in front of you”) feel like what Lisa would tweet if you mixed her intellect and sensitivity with unfiltered Twitter gallows humor.

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They lean Introvert (I): their struggles are inward-facing and self-conscious, like worrying about people seeing their wounds in “me volví a cortar y me arrepiento ESTOY MIY IDIOTA QUE TAL SI ME VEN USHSHWKWKWL bye odio esto” and expressing a generally withdrawn, resentful relationship to life in “por qué tengo que lidiar con una vida que nunca pedí cffff que culpa tengo yo”. Their humor and interests are highly conceptual and fandom-driven, pointing to Intuition (N): they riff on fictional scenarios and meta takes like “nortnaib but naib always helped Norton open jars... after Norton passes away in a car accident, naib breaks down any time he can't get a stupid lid to open” and critique narrative tropes in “ni siquiera he llegado ahí pero ya dejen de usar a las mujeres solo para darle desarrollo a los hombres por dios”. Their values and reactions are strongly emotional and morality-focused, fitting Feeling (F): they talk about their self-harm and suicidal ideation in “no quiero más responsabilidades me voy a suicidar un día” and react intensely to perceived injustice or disrespect in tweets like “quieren hacerse los que se preocupan por la gente real pero no saben ni respetar”. Finally, they show little evidence of structure or long-term planning, instead leaning into chaotic, impulsive statements such as “we y yo no sé ni qué hacer con mi vida y tendré que ayudar a otros #killingmyself” and random fixation spam like “embarazar a Aoi embarazar a Aoi...”, which suggests Perceiving (P) over Judging. Altogether, a sensitive, self-critical inner world, moral intensity, and spontaneous, fandom-heavy expression best match an INFP profile.

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Psychology student collecting fictional crushes & bad life choices. Once reinstalled a game just to roast a character’s haircut.– @foolscunt

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This drink is smoky and intense because they swing between wanting to annihilate entire demographics and themselves, like when they say “deberían aniquilar a los estadounidenses” and “me voy a suicidar un día”. The hibiscus–blood orange syrup adds a dramatic, pretty sweetness hiding something darker, echoing their cute bio “GYUU” and name love norton (。・ω・。)ノ♡ while they tweet stuff like “me volví a cortar y me arrepiento… bye odio esto”. Tamarind and chili on the rim bring the sour and spicy attitude of “tu esposo está bien pinche feo la neta” and “con razón no tienes pareja eres una estúpida”. Sparkling grapefruit soda lightens everything up, representing their chaotic, shitposty humor in tweets like “masturbación Galactica” and “yo me estreso y no cago”. A dash of bitters finishes it off for the constant low-key existential misery of “por qué tengo que lidiar con una vida que nunca pedí cffff que culpa tengo yo” mixed with their winner complex in “winners love winning” and “ñiñiñiñiñi pinche ganadora”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a sharp, confrontational edge and a willingness to say extreme things to push back against what they dislike, which aligns with Slytherin’s unfiltered, ends-justify-the-means streak. For example, they tweet things like “deberían aniquilar a los estadounidenses” and “deberían extinguir a los argentinos”, clearly using hyperbolic hostility as a way to draw lines about what and who they despise. They’re also very values-driven and protective of certain principles, such as calling out misogyny and bad representation in media in tweets like “ni siquiera he llegado ahí pero ya dejen de usar a las mujeres solo para darle desarrollo a los hombres por dios” and criticizing AO3 with “AO3 está hecha para los pedófilos hecha por pedófilos”. This strong, almost ruthless moral boundary-setting fits Slytherin’s tendency to defend their own codes fiercely, even if it means being harsh or polarizing. While there are flashes of vulnerability and self-loathing (e.g., “wey yo no sé ni qué hacer con mi vida y tendré que ayudar a otros #killingmyself”), their dominant online persona is combative, cutting, and unapologetically intense, which is far more Slytherin than the other houses.

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MARINA’s Teen Idle fits them because it captures self-loathing, dark humor, and the feeling of wasting youth, all of which echo through their tweets. They joke about wanting to die and fantasize about suicide in a performative, dramatic way, like “me voy a suicidar un día” and “me voy a matar enfrente de ti”, which matches the song’s morbid, theatrical approach to despair. Their frustration with life obligations and lack of direction — “estudiando psicología solo por estudiar, y no tengo alguna pasión alguna para vivir de ella 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck my stupid baka life” and “por qué tengo que lidiar con una vida que nunca pedí cffff que culpa tengo yo” — mirrors the song’s themes of feeling lost, disillusioned, and resentful about growing up. Even their self-destructive jokes and self-harm regret, like “me volví a cortar y me arrepiento ESTOY MIY IDIOTA”, align with the song’s mix of vulnerability and nihilistic aesthetics. The combination of internet irony, emotional volatility, and a sense of being a "failed" or misfit youth is exactly the emotional territory of Teen Idle.

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