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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Provocative: His tweets often challenge societal norms and provoke strong reactions, like 'Bring back the PATRIOT Act, but for communists.'
- Reflective: He reflects on his past, as shown in 'Even at my most cracky of crackhead period I wasn’t prepping at 10am.'
- Humorous: His tweet 'Adults on this app have the sexual maturity of a 15 year old boy who just fingered his first girlfriend at a sleepover' showcases his sharp wit.
- Observant: He notices and comments on peculiar situations, such as 'The man ahead of me jumped from his bike, dropped a freshly severed deer’s head & just walked off.'
- Opinionated: His strong political opinions are evident in tweets like 'The Green Party needs to be disbanded. By forced government intervention if necessary.'
Weaknesses:
- Controversial: His bio includes terms like 'fascist scum' and 'race communist,' which might alienate others.
- Judgmental: He often harshly criticizes others, as seen in 'Hasan is a vile little creature.'
- Pessimistic: Tweets like 'Profoundly miserable people' suggest a tendency to focus on negativity.
- Combative: He frequently engages in arguments online, such as 'Funny arguing with Eurotards who think US military beat by rice farmers.'
- Fixated: His repeated mentions of coal and other niche topics, like 'I can’t stop the coal,' suggest a tendency to fixate on certain issues.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
Johnny's sharp, mocking tone and willingness to call out absurdity are reminiscent of Nelson Muntz. Tweets like 'Adults on this app have the sexual maturity of a 15 year old boy' and 'Why do all these Nazi losers always fail to grasp the previous 80 years?' show his knack for ridicule. Nelson is known for his 'ha-ha!' moments, which parallel Johnny's sarcastic commentary on political and social issues. While Nelson has a tough exterior, he occasionally shows a more vulnerable, reflective side—something Johnny also demonstrates in tweets about his past struggles.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Johnny's personality fits the ENTP type: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion is evident in tweets like 'Any of my like 3 LA moots near Long Beach wonna say hello,' showing his willingness to engage socially. Intuition drives his sharp political commentary, as seen in 'The chipping away at a nation’s heritage with inaccurate representations.' His thinking side is clear in logical arguments, such as 'Religious arbitration makes it impossible for social services to monitor & protect victims of abuse.' Finally, his perceiving nature is reflected in his adaptability and willingness to explore new ideas, even controversial ones.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a dusty hill hike? Because I think you're the perfect way to spend my day.
- Are you a barista? Because you just brewed up some feelings I didn't know I had.
- Are you jet lag? Because I can't stop thinking about you, day or night.
- Do you believe in the liberal world order? Because I think you're ordering my heart to race.
- Are you a desert hike? Because I think you're hot and I want to explore you.
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Dual citizen 🇺🇸🇬🇧 | Right-wing anon with a flair for sarcasm | Neoliberal hawk 🦅 | Former crackhead turned gym rat | Lover of barista smiles & dusty hill hikes | Guns, coal, and controversial takes 🔥– @foreignerjohnn
Your signature cocktail
Crackhead Sunrise
The 'Crackhead Sunrise' reflects Johnny’s edgy, provocative personality and references his tweet about his 'cracky crackhead period.' The tequila brings the boldness, while orange juice and grenadine add a touch of sweetness, representing his sharp humor and occasional softer side, like 'Don’t care how gay this is but I absolutely love the flower arrangement.' The charcoal powder symbolizes his past obsession with coal, as seen in 'I can’t stop the coal.' It’s a drink that’s as complex and layered as Johnny himself.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Johnny's cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge norms align with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'Bring back the PATRIOT Act, but for communists' showcases his provocative nature and desire to dominate politically. His sharp critiques of both left and right ideologies, such as 'UK leftist twitter grates me more its US counterpart but US rightoid twitter makes me feel physically sick,' reflect a Slytherin's resourceful and strategic thinking. While he may appear ruthless, his drive to achieve his goals and his ability to navigate complex political landscapes make him a clear fit for this house.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Johnny's introspective and often cynical tone aligns with the themes of 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams.' His tweet 'Profoundly miserable people' reflects the song's sense of loneliness and disillusionment. His reflections on his past, such as 'my most cracky of crackhead period,' resonate with the song's narrative of personal struggle. The line 'I walk a lonely road' could describe his feelings of being 'blocked by way more right wing accounts than left' and his sense of being out of sync with both UK and US politics.
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