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Your Simpsons character
Reese reads most like Lisa Simpson: a smart, emotionally intense teen who cares about ideas and the world around her. She’s literally studying politics at uni, which fits Lisa’s socially aware, analytical side, and she’s constantly thinking about media and discourse, like complaining that “oh tiktok comments always find a way to piss me off”. Her obsessive, deeply fannish energy toward Dan and Phil and spookyweek echoes Lisa’s passionate fixations, seen in tweets like “THEY DID THIS FOR ME!!!!! SPOOKYWEEK TRUTHER” and “need dan and phil to upload again already i was getting used to daily movement from them...”. She’s also introspective and a bit anxious, talking about being overstimulated by clubbing and “the pre concert anxiety i get is sickening its literally never that serious”, which mirrors Lisa’s sensitivity. Finally, her love of concerts, books, and being a bit of an overachieving romantic fan (“so many new oomfs so intro post!!! — hiii, im reese! im 19 and currently studying politics at uni ☆ i've watched dnp since 2015”) fits Lisa’s blend of earnest nerdiness and heartfelt enthusiasm.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction with “oomfs,” celebrate follower milestones, and invite DMs and new friends, e.g. “PLEASEEE interact if you're on dnptwt / phantwt my feed has been so not phanpilled :(” and “feel free to dm me anyone if you wanna be best oomfs!💗”. Their interests and language show Intuition: they’re drawn to fandom meanings, nostalgia, and patterns like being a “spookyweek truther” and analyzing songs as “dnp coded,” e.g. “i need you to understand how dnp coded 'for you' by laura marling is”. They come across clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotional connection and shared enthusiasm, such as “i love phantwt so so so much 😭😭😭😭😭 pleak dm if u wanna be bffs” and expressing gratitude for small kindnesses like “some woman let me borrow her hoodie in a concert queue i love u i love u”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they are impulsive with concerts and travel, embrace spontaneity, and complain about essays and planning rather than thriving on rigid structure, as seen in “impulsive concert tonight who else cheered” and “haven't even watched the phupload yet because of a stupid essay...life is so unfair”. Altogether, an energetic, emotionally expressive, fandom-driven, spontaneous social presence matches ENFP best.

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Reese, 19 · politics student & concert commuter (£120/month in trains, send help) · lifelong DNP + podcast enjoyer · spookyweek > everything– @forestlwn

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The blood orange gin captures Reese’s loud, impulsive concert energy and constant train-hopping to shows, like when they said “impulsive concert tonight who else cheered” and confessed “the pre concert anxiety i get is sickening its literally never that serious”. A layer of matcha-infused simple syrup nods to the performative-aesthetic discourse in “performative person check list likes matcha ❌ ... listens to clairo ✅”, giving a soft academic bitterness underneath their politics-student brain. The base of sparkling cider keeps it youthful and bright, fitting a 19-year-old phannie counting down to shows and spooky uploads, like “REESE NATION IS SO UP!!!!!! SPOOKYWEEK IS HERE” and “i love concerts. what i do not love is calculating just how much i spend on trains to get there”. A dark blackberry liqueur float represents the emo/nostalgic undertones of a longtime DnP fan who remembers “first watching their first fnaf video i could cry” and still screams “danger men at work danger men at work”. Finally, the rosemary-smoked sea salt rim adds a slightly haunted, grown-up edge for the self-described “spookyweek phanatic” who loves halloween clubbing but admits “halloween clubbing is NOT for the weak im overstimulated and sick of people”, balancing sweetness with just enough bite to keep things interesting.

Your Hogwarts House
Reese’s biggest throughline is how much she values friendship, kindness, and community over anything else, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. She repeatedly calls her followers “oomfs” and focuses on making and keeping connections, like when she writes, “this is so cute !! feel free to dm me anyone if you wanna be best oomfs!💗” and “pleak dm if u wanna be bffs”. Her gratitude and loyalty to her corner of stan Twitter shows in “700 OOMFS I LOVE U ALL” and “i love phantwt so so so much 😭😭😭😭😭”. She also clearly cares about others’ feelings: even when she’s struggling, she gently reassures people she’ll be back, as in “hiii oomfs, im going to take a short break from twitter as i am not doing well at the minute, ily all be back soon”. On top of that, she celebrates small acts of kindness like “some woman let me borrow her hoodie in a concert queue i love u i love u”, which fits the Hufflepuff appreciation for everyday goodness. While she has some impulsive, excitable traits that could lean Gryffindor (for example, “impulsive concert tonight who else cheered”), the dominant pattern is loyalty, warmth, and a desire to belong, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A well-known song that fits Reese is “Teenage Dream” because it captures the mix of intense fandom, youthful chaos, and romanticized daily life that runs through her timeline. She’s a deeply committed stan and nostalgic fan, seen when she says she’s a “spookyweek phanatic” and that Spookyweek makes her so nostalgic she “could cry”, which mirrors the song’s longing, emotional intensity, and idealized memories. The track’s carefree, euphoric energy matches her concert-heavy lifestyle and impulsive choices like an “impulsive concert tonight” and spending £400 on Radiohead tickets while still calling it “never spending money again”. At the same time, Teenage Dream reflects the way she leans into friendship and community online, celebrating “700 OOMFS I LOVE U ALL” and repeatedly inviting oomfs to DM and be besties. The blend of romanticized youth, emotional intensity, and slightly chaotic fun encapsulated in the song feels very close to her life of uni, fandom, and concerts.

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