Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequent teasing and jokes, like threatening glitter bombs and playful bullying in “Gonna pick someone at random to bully today good luck” and “Like.. 5 people should have glitter bombs in the near future”.
- Affectionate warmth: Uses pet names and gentle tone with others, e.g. “Good morning darlings!~ another day another donut” and offering comfort or kisses in “Kissing booth except im the one getting kisses because i deserve them more actually”.
- Creative expressiveness: Invests in art, RP, and character lore, such as planning drawings in “uuu kinda wanna write angst/do angsty rp with skald terrible” and detailed character insights in multiple 🌸 replies like “Skald thrives the most in autumn…”.
- Self-awareness: Reflects on emotional patterns and fears, e.g. acknowledging crying habits in “Skald never cries when alone…” and fear of death in “He is aware of his fear of ending up right where he started…”.
- Inclusive values: Clearly rejects bigotry and supports queer/trans folks, as in “transphobic people are not welcome I will beat you with a bat” and pride-coded posts like “💚💅🦋🐍🍷🏳️🌈”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive impulses: Frequently expresses urges to hurt or ‘stab’ people, even jokingly, in posts like “I have the urge to stab someone so naturally that means its lego day” and “Im going to cause various forms of harm to unspecified individuals i swear to the gods”.
- Self-sabotaging coping: Openly mentions unhealthy coping methods such as “sex and alcohol and more subtle forms of self sabotaging”, suggesting difficulty managing stress in healthier ways.
- Sleep neglect: Stays up very late and functions while exhausted, e.g. “3 am and I am apparently being summoned to Asgard” and drawing at “2 3 am” in “i do lineart so slow… when my brain decides 2 3 am is the time to draw”.
- Emotional guardedness: Holds distance from others’ opinions and struggles with letting praise in, as in “there are very few here that actually know me enough to take their words to heart” and “I will not be asking people their opinions of me, I do not need to know”.
- Self-neglect burnout: Regularly mentions being tired, miserable, or overwhelmed without real rest, e.g. “Been awake for two minutes and I already need a break ugh” and “its been 12 hours and i still feel miserable from a night of nightmares”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They present as an extrovert (E): they constantly initiate interaction, tease, and play host, e.g. calling for anonymous questions in “Darlings I am bored ask me the anonymous inquiries via straw page”, throwing parties in “Gonna throw a little party and no not everyone is invited”, and flirting openly in “Kissing booth except im the one getting kisses because i deserve them more actually”. Their thinking is clearly intuitive (N): they enjoy hypotheticals and symbolism, such as musing about Loki’s senses in “smell or taste would be the easiest for him to let go of… take anything but his hearing”, his fear of death in “He is aware of his fear of ending up right where he started… won’t realize how scared of death he actually truly still is until he’s staring it down”, and assigning Pokémon typings and genres to a character in “If skald was an existing Pokemon it would probably by kyurem or gothitelle but if I had to choose a typing it would be ghost” and “Action tragedy with occasional episodes of psychological horror”. They lean feeling (F) over thinking: values and emotions are foregrounded, like defending trans people in “transphobic people are not welcome I will beat you with a bat”, focusing on loneliness in “Funny to find myself in such a lonely place today of all days.”, and emphasizing emotional needs in “Skald never cries when alone… he would cry for himself if he could but when he cries its less because of his actual negative feelings and more because someone is finally there to witness”. Their attitude is highly perceiving (P): they act on whims and go with the flow—deciding on nails and outfits spontaneously in “I’m gonna do my nails what color am I going” and “I feel like… changing things up a bit taking suggestions but I promise nothing if your idea is terrible”, staying up at odd hours doing impromptu art in “i do lineart so slow… when my brain decides 2 3 am is the time to draw”, and being dragged into random obligations like “Its 3 am and I am apparently being summoned to Asgard so I’m sure this is about to be great”. The combination of playful, highly social interaction, emotional depth, and imaginative, lore-driven worldbuilding points most strongly to ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the secret to good boobs is that they’re ‘tactical’ to protect the heart — does that mean if I stand close enough, I get +10 defense against bad days and +5 resistance to loneliness?
- You keep threatening to spin wheels, throw rocks, egg Stark Tower and glitter-bomb your variants, but also make Oreo pancakes at midnight and spoil the people you love — is there a sign‑up sheet to be your next ‘unspecified individual’ or do I just show up with cookies?
- You said Skald only really cries when someone’s there to witness it; I may not be from Earth 1584026969, but I can listen, bring painkillers, and pretend the boob-picture bargaining is a perfectly normal form of medical treatment if it means you don’t have to feel alone.
- You’re out here redownloading The Sims to recreate Skald’s fancy apartment, getting dragged to Asgard at 3am, and bullying your loved ones as affection — I’m just saying, if you ever need a co‑op partner for FF14, Lego day, or emotional damage, I multitask.
- You joked that evil never rests and that you’re a god with ‘near rndless knowledge’ who’ll answer any question with total honesty — so riddle me this, Trickster: on a scale from ‘glitter bomb’ to ‘marketable plushie,’ how dangerous would it be if I admitted I really want to get to know you properly?
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Your new Twitter bio
Headache-fueled god of chaos, Lego days & glitter bombs. RP Loki, art goblin, variant menace. Once egged Stark Tower before coffee.– @ForgottenSkald
Your signature cocktail
The Tactical Boob Martini
A jalapeño-infused gin base captures their chaotic, mischievous energy and the urge to cause trouble, like when they say “Im going to cause various forms of harm to unspecified individuals i swear to the gods” and “I have the urge to stab someone so naturally that means its lego day”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, velvety sweetness for the moody, sensual side that offers kisses and teasing bribes, as in “Kissing booth except im the one getting kisses because i deserve them more actually” and “8 am, have a headache, will send boob picture for super painkillers”. Fresh lemon juice brings a sharp, bright bite that mirrors their razor-edged humor and bullying affection, like “Gonna pick someone at random to bully today good luck” and “Throws a rock at you”. Honey syrup softens everything, reflecting the warmth and care beneath the snark when they call people darlings or say “Good morning darlings!~ another day another donut” and admit they try to be pleasant in “Well I am glad to be pleasant to be around for whoever sent these. i try to be tolerable.”. Finally, an activated charcoal salt rim gives it a dramatic, witchy look for their Earth-tagged, multiversal Loki vibe in “Earth 1584026969 💚 I’ll learn about you in time” and nods to the armor of confidence hinted at in “The secret to good boobs is that they’re that way to protect the heart. They’re tactical”. This cocktail is strong, a little dangerous, darkly pretty, and secretly comforting—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their dominant traits are ambition, mischief, and a sharp instinct for power dynamics, all strongly aligned with Slytherin. They consistently frame themself as a figure of power and spectacle, e.g. calling themself a god and boasting about their "godly generosjtg and near rndless knowledge" in “I am a god I AM so I willl use ny godly generosjtg and near rndless knowledge to answer any question wuth total honesty becauseI am sooo cool and know many things” and later declaring “I truly am a spectacle to behold aren't I?” in “Thank you thank you I truly am a spectacle to behold aren't I?”. They lean into cunning, playful cruelty, and manipulation: threatening unspecified harm in “Im going to cause various forms of harm to unspecified individuals i swear to the gods”, planning glitter-bomb revenge in “Like.. 5 people should have glitter bombs in the near future”, and delighting in bullying and control with lines like “Gonna pick someone at random to bully today good luck”. Their resourcefulness and willingness to bend rules also show up in jokes about crime and untouchability, such as “Im a free man and the law could not touch me” and casually breaking into a variant’s home in “A lovely man I occasionally break into his house to steal things from.”. While there are hints of warmth and loyalty under the surface, like enjoying peaceful company and being attentive in close relationships described in “romantic or close friends loki becomes much gentler, very devoted in that he will spoil someone quite a bit.”, these traits are wrapped in a very Slytherin mix of self-preservation, calculated affection, and pride. Their self-presentation as chaotic, powerful, and strategically kind when it suits them fits Slytherin far more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga
Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga fits them best because it marries divine drama, sensuality, and aching vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. Their playful arrogance and self-mythologizing as a godly figure echo Gaga’s religious/royal imagery, like when they say “I am a god I AM so I willl use ny godly generosjtg and near rndless knowledge to answer any question wuth total honesty becauseI am sooo cool and know many things” and “Thank you thank you I truly am a spectacle to behold aren't I?”. There’s a strong hedonistic streak—sex, alcohol, teasing, and body confidence—that matches the song’s darkly seductive mood, seen in tweets like “8 am, have a headache, will send boob picture for super painkillers”, “sex and alcohol and more subtle forms of self sabotaging”, and “Kissing booth except im the one getting kisses because i deserve them more actually”. Underneath that bravado, though, there’s a deep loneliness and pain, much like the song’s plea to be loved despite darkness—visible when they admit “Funny to find myself in such a lonely place today of all days.” and describe Loki as someone who only really cries when someone is there to witness it in “Skald never cries when alone… when he cries its less because of his actual negative feelings and more because someone is finally there to witness”. The mix of cosmic-scale lore and tragedy—wishing to be free of fate and even to regain the ability to die, as in “1 to be free from the chains of fates and prophecies 2 for his loved ones to live happy full lives 3 regain the ability to die”—echoes the song’s blend of devotion, doom, and religious symbolism. Overall, Bloody Mary captures their blend of theatrical mischief, divine self-image, queer sensuality, and quietly devastating emotional core.
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