Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical mindset: He systematically collects data via polls to understand the “dark facets of female psychology” and community demographics.
- Radical honesty: He is transparent about his past as an “ana coach” and his controversial motivations without using euphemisms.
- Observational skills: He identifies specific biological nuances in the community, such as how “bones are not going to show up the same” for different skeletal structures.
- Self-awareness: He recognizes his own impact and the “dilemmas” of seeking a larger audience while risking account bans for his content.
- Direct communication: He provides blunt, unfiltered advice, such as telling followers to “stop gooning” or criticizing the phrase “stay safe”.
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic views: He explicitly admits to being “a little misogynistic” and questions the value of women outside of sexual penetration.
- Predatory history: He admits to past abusive behavior, such as making girls “slap themselves on camera” as punishment during his coaching years.
- Inappropriate boundaries: He admits to a sexual fetish for “girls that I can crush underneath me” while interacting with a vulnerable ED community.
- Harmful encouragement: Despite his bio's disclaimer, he admits to “complimenting how skinny the girls are” on their body checks.
- Obsessive fixation: He displays a preoccupation with “dark facets” like sexual violence and trauma, frequently polling followers about rape and abuse.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Like the refined yet sinister Sideshow Bob, this user presents himself as an intellectual observer of 'dark facets' while maintaining a history of predatory control. He admits to a past where he “used to have girls slap themselves on camera for me as punishment”, echoing Bob’s penchant for calculated cruelty under a veneer of sophistication. His obsession with 'female psychology' and his admission that he “lust[s] after girls that I can crush underneath me” mirrors Bob’s own megalomania and desire for dominance over those he deems vulnerable. Furthermore, his cynical worldview that “no man would want to voluntarily spend time with 90% of women” reflects the same elitist misanthropy that defines Bob’s character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user demonstrates Introversion (I) through a detached, observational role, stating “I don't have an ED and don't encourage them. Just here to talk.” while focusing on solitary analysis over social interaction. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their fixation on the “dark facets of female psychology” and abstract theories, such as viewing eating disorders as a “perversion based in a longing to be crushed by desire.” They exhibit Thinking (T) by applying a cold, analytical lens to sensitive topics, bluntly claiming “none of this is ethical” while prioritizing data through constant polling. Finally, their Judging (J) trait appears in their desire for “big sample sizes” to reach definitive conclusions and their history of structured “coaching” to meet specific numerical targets.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m not just a ‘vibe’ or an ‘essay’—I’m actually worth the 180-degree turn from your mean-spo days.
- Forget the siren song; if you’re looking for a girl who actually knows how to enjoy a nice meal without purging, I’m the rare find you’ve been tweeting about.
- I’d definitely press that button to never have a disordered thought again, especially if it meant my only fixation was on you instead of my BMI.
- Since you’re looking for a big sample size for your polls, how about a data set of one? I promise my engagement rate is much higher than average.
- You don’t need to go to Omegle to find something fascinating; I’m a total 10 on your scale, and I’m definitely not 'staying safe' from falling for you.
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Exploring the complex intersections of psychology, behavior, and gender. 15 years of insight into the digital ED community. Data-driven discussions for the curious.– @FormerAnaCoach
Your signature cocktail
The 17th Parallel
This experimental drink is deceptively strong and cold, mirroring a user who admits, “I usually pushed my Ana’s to get to BMI 17.” The bitter gentian represents his cynical 'shower thoughts' on human nature, while the high-proof rye reflects the dark, unfiltered side of his personality—specifically his “lust after girls that I can crush underneath me.” The tonic adds a clinical, survey-like fizz to match his obsession with poll data and “big sample sizes,” while the sharp garnish represents his controversial claim that “there’s no such thing as a wannarexic.” It is a drink for someone who views the world through a lens of “dark facets of female psychology.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
@FormerAnaCoach displays classic Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and a clinical, almost detached form of leadership. He describes his history in the "pro-ana" community as a pursuit of personal interests, noting that a “fascination with the dark side of female psychology” led him to coaching, which he eventually scaled by “clocking” vulnerable individuals on platforms like Omegle. His focus on hierarchy and control is evident when he admits he “pushed my Ana’s to get to BMI 17” and used psychological tactics like having “girls slap themselves on camera for me as punishment.” This calculated exploitation of niche dynamics for personal satisfaction, paired with an unapologetic “full 180” in tactics to avoid bans, demonstrates the cunning and self-serving ambition typical of Slytherin house.
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Your song
Every Breath You Take - The Police
This song perfectly encapsulates the account's history of surveillance and control under the guise of 'coaching.' The narrator's fixation on tracking every move and physical change mirrors the user's admission that they “usually pushed my Ana’s to get to BMI 17” and “used to have girls slap themselves on camera for me as punishment”. The song’s sinister undertones regarding obsession align with his stated “fascination with the dark side of female psychology”. Despite the user's claim of being 'just here to talk,' his continued focus on monitoring others' habits—asking “how much more weight do you want to lose”—reflects the song's themes of a watchful, predatory presence. Ultimately, both the song and this profile dwell in the uncomfortable space where protection and predatory obsession overlap.
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