Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, self-aware jokes like “I Am Gender. I am FULL of Gender… I’m a Convicted War Criminal… your Little Meow Meow” and “Cant Spell PORN without P or N!” to entertain followers.
- Self-aware: Openly mocks their own fandom history in “it was waaaaay worse than that. i wrote KLANCE fanfiction.. get it right” and their posting habits in “turn them off… i make too many typos and have to repost three times”.
- Loyal: Shows strong attachment to favorite characters and ships, e.g. calling themself “jouno saigiku’s defense attorney” in their bio and celebrating “ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THAT DOUBTED ME. WHAT NOW. HES BACK. JOUNO IS HERE”.
- Opinionated: Voices clear stances on fandom issues, like defending different ship types in “anyone who says all straight ships are boring clearly hasn’t seen the apothecary diaries” and critiquing discourse in “Comparing FICTIONAL CHARACTERS to Real Life Dictators / Terrorists is a Sign of Low Intelligence Btw”.
- Affectionate: Expresses fondness for friends and partner, like “Goodmorning to Vince (and Mel) Only” and talking about their romance in “this is our backwards verlaine and rimbaud moment, come here babygirl lemme smack you with a fish”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Uses hostile framing even in jokes, like “I’m going to Beat the SHIT out of Remy the Rat . Fuck you AND your Ratatouille little bro” and “genshintwt would Kill Theirlseves if they ever were in DC fandom”.
- Crude: Relies heavily on explicit sexual or body humor, such as “It’s hard being Hot and Sexy… and Also a Very Large Penis” and “first my dildo melted and now all of my meds melted together”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages frequently in drama and callouts, e.g. detailing fandom conflicts in “so, to recap, jahoda’s va…” and mocking an opponent in “this mf got me in tears, why is she talking abt children having sex…”.
- Boundary-strained: Mentions difficult interpersonal situations, like “my “best friend” doesn’t respect my boundaries yipppeeeee ……. ”, suggesting recurring issues with asserting or enforcing limits.
- Self-deprecating: Frequently frames themself negatively, calling themself a “shadowbanned Lonely Loser” in “I’m Tired of Being a Shadowbanned Lonely Loser on this App . sigh” and describing their life as “much shame” via “Page 21. Mine has been a life of much shame..”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The best match is Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, and oddly principled under all the shitposting. Like Bart, this user is irreverent and constantly clowning, from lines like “Cant Spell PORN without P or N!” to “It’s hard being Hot and Sexy and having Abs but also a Pretty Face and Also a Very Large Penis . And great Personality”, which echo Bart’s over-the-top bravado. They also have that bratty-but-self-aware energy: “Life Advice: Say Anything with Enough Confidence and Anyone will Believe You” could basically be Bart’s life motto. Yet, like Bart when he unexpectedly shows heart or defends someone, this user has clear moral stances and fandom ethics, e.g. “Comparing FICTIONAL CHARACTERS to Real Life Dictators / Terrorists is a Sign of Low Intelligence Btw” and their nuanced takes on fandom discourse. The mix of horny jokes, trolling authority figures (coworkers, bosses, fandom clout), and genuine loyalty to their ships and friends lines up far more with Bart’s chaotic-teen archetype than with any other Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly perform to an audience, joke about their follower count, and frame themselves as a brand, e.g. “fortgodjouno isn’t a Twt Username. It’s a BRAND. it’s a MOVEMENT.”, and openly narrate social interactions like “just had a man straight up harass me… live laugh love”, indicating high social engagement rather than withdrawal. They lean Intuitive (N): their humor is conceptual, hyperbolic, and lore-heavy instead of concrete, such as “I Am Gender. I am FULL of Gender. I am a Biblically Accurate Representation of an Angel.” and meta-fandom takes like “some of you, even the ones closest to me, do NOT read the genshin lore …. life is hard”. Their conflict style is blunt, debate-oriented, and focused on calling out inconsistencies, which fits Thinking (T) more than soft diplomacy, for instance “Comparing FICTIONAL CHARACTERS to Real Life Dictators / Terrorists is a Sign of Low Intelligence Btw” and “does anyone here know the definition of homophobic because THAT is not it”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and full of in-the-moment reactions rather than structured updates, like “if any of u have my notifs on turn them off effective immediately i make too many typos and have to repost three times” and spontaneous ideas such as “do you guys think twitter will let me post my 25 minute fortnite match”. Put together, the loud performative style, abstract humor, argumentative tone, and spontaneous posting best fit ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re Jouno Saigiku’s defense attorney, but with the way I’m staring at your gym crop-top selfies and 255 CV Thoma, I think I’m the one on trial here—wanna interrogate me in co-op sometime?
- You took a whole university course on AI and how to detect it, but if I ranted about Dainrerir, Kaeya, and Khaenri’ah lore with you for three hours straight, would that be enough proof I’m real—or do I need to quote that ‘Rerir got Pilk in his boobies’ tweet from memory too?
- You joke about being a Dottore gooner, a convicted war criminal, and the fourth incarnation of God, but the real crime is how you can play HSR one-handed, hit the gym in a Naruto crop top, and still have me thinking ‘yeah, that’s husband material actually.’
- You said people used to praise your 450k Thoma back in 2023 and now Mavuika does it without trying—if it makes you feel better, my standards are still stuck in 2023, because I’d pull to C6 for you regardless of powercreep.
- You’re out here losing every 50/50 in WuWa, missing crits on Tartaglia, and shadowbanned on this ‘fuckass app’—statistically speaking, you’re owed at least one insane win, so how about I be your guaranteed banner and we call it even?
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Your new Twitter bio
Lit & media grad who lifts, games & overanalyzes Genshin lore. Once took a uni course on AI just to bully bad takes more effectively.– @fortgodjouno
Your signature cocktail
The Ancient Mushroom Elixir (255 CV Thoma Edition)
This cocktail starts with spiced dark rum for their unhinged, loud confidence and war-criminal bit, channeling lines like “I Am Gender. I am FULL of Gender. I am a Biblically Accurate Representation of an Angel. I Am the Fourth Incarnation of God. I Can Never Die. And I Am. Most Certainly, your Little Meow Meow”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dramatic, velvety sweetness for all the melodramatic shipping, kaeya/dain/ rerir brainrot and posts like “k..kae.. Kaeya” and “Going to Yaoi With Myself”. The mushroom-infused herbal syrup is a direct nod to “I am Drinking Ancient Mushroom Elixir”, making the drink taste like a cursed fantasy potion you’d sip while overanalyzing Genshin lore. A splash of sparkling energy drink captures their chaotic gym-grind, gaming, and oversharing energy from tweets like “just Ate 2 Protein Waffles” and “Playing HSR One Handed”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters embodies their sharp, biting takes and horny menace, seasoning lines like “I’m going to Beat the SHIT out of Remy the Rat . Fuck you AND your Ratatouille little bro” and “fortgodjouno isn’t a Twt Username. It’s a BRAND. it’s a MOVEMENT.” with a burn that lingers just long enough to make you come back for another sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their defining traits are loud conviction, impulsiveness, and a willingness to wade into conflict head‑on—classic Gryffindor. They repeatedly make bold moral stances in messy fandom discourse, like calling out people who label others homophobic for mild criticism in “so from what i am seeing, daily flauma was getting massively shit on from wlw shippers about their ship…” and defending people who dislike lolisho in “some of you need to realize that someone saying they don’t like something or they think something is gross (like lolisho) is OKAY…”. They frame themselves in almost heroic, over-the-top terms—"defense attorney" for a fave and self-mythologizing in “fortgodjouno isn’t a Twt Username. It’s a BRAND. it’s a MOVEMENT. it’s our Hopes and Dreams all Put onto a Page”—which fits Gryffindor’s flair for dramatic identity. Their readiness to publicly confront harassment or boundary violations, like “just had a man straight up harass me and when I tried to tell the corporate manager of my work about it… he ignored my text” and “my “best friend” doesn’t respect my boundaries yipppeeeee ……. ”, shows courage in naming uncomfortable issues instead of avoiding them. Even their humor is loud and reckless—e.g., “I’m going to Beat the SHIT out of Remy the Rat . Fuck you AND your Ratatouille little bro” and “Life Advice: Say Anything with Enough Confidence and Anyone will Believe You”—suggesting an impulsive, charge-forward personality rather than a calculated Slytherin or reserved Ravenclaw mindset. While they show some wit and loyalty to friends and ships, the dominant pattern is brave, brash, opinionated engagement with conflict, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Sissy That Walk - RuPaul
RuPaul’s Sissy That Walk fits them because it’s unapologetically loud, dramatic, and self-confident in almost an unhinged way, just like their timeline. They constantly hype themselves up with exaggerated, campy bravado, like “It’s hard being Hot and Sexy and having Abs but also a Pretty Face and Also a Very Large Penis . And great Personality” and “I Am Gender. I am FULL of Gender. I am a Biblically Accurate Representation of an Angel. I Am the Fourth Incarnation of God. I Can Never Die. And I Am. Most Certainly, your Little Meow Meow”, which mirrors the song’s over-the-top self-love energy. The track’s message about strutting through hate and drama matches how they handle fandom mess and harassment, like “blocking someone so they can’t respond to you then unblocking and qrting them constantly then blocking again before they respond is actually some of the funniest shit i have ever had happen to me WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF ME LMAOOO” and “I’m Tired of Being a Shadowbanned Lonely Loser on this App . sigh” yet still keep posting relentlessly. Their chaotic queer fandom posting, from calling themself “jouno saigiku’s defense attorney & khaenri’ah glazer” in their bio to horny, jokey tweets like “Sex” and “I’m going to Beat the SHIT out of Remy the Rat . Fuck you AND your Ratatouille little bro”, matches the song’s camp, drag-show attitude. Overall, Sissy That Walk captures their blend of performative confidence, queer chaos, and refusal to tone it down for anyone.
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