Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares anxiety, pain, and cravings in tweets like “shaking so much ahhhh I feel like a peeing chihuahua” and “hurts so bad when I eat hurts so bad when I dont”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns like using drugs to cope in “like ok usually i just do drugs but this is certainly a change of pace” and academic impact in “last time i missed a whole week of classes was cuz i was in the mh and then i ended up w a 1.4 gpa”.
- Caring partner: Affectionately refers to their “bitch wife (beautiful gf)” and notes she wants them to stop coping with drugs in “I WANT TO GET HIGH BUT MY BITCH WIFE (beautiful gf) WANTS ME TO STOP USING DRUGS TO COPE”.
- Empathetic friend: Feels distressed for an IRL friend in [“this is happening to one of my irls rn and it literally makes me sick he just wanted to meet new people :”.
- Resilient: Despite illness, chronic pain, and mh history, still walks to the store in “i walked to the grocery store and back heh....” and keeps engaging with school and psychiatry in “I DONT WANNA GO TO MY PSYCHIATRY APPT”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance dependence: Frequent focus on getting high and coping with drugs in tweets like “im so excited im alr high on gabbs and my gf is grabbing her pen”, “to my friends who do gabbies how much do u usually need to get high”, and “I WANT TO GET HIGH BUT MY BITCH WIFE (beautiful gf) WANTS ME TO STOP USING DRUGS TO COPE”.
- Disordered eating: Self-identifies as “junkorexic/stonerexic/failrexic” in bio and expresses attachment to restriction in “ill always miss the comfort of starving myself” and distress about not weighing themselves in “i havent been able to weigh myself in so long its lowkey eating me alive”.
- Avoidant coping: Tends to avoid responsibilities, like missing a week of classes in “i havent gone to class all week cuz i been sick and its actually making me so anxious ehhhfhh” and not wanting to go to psychiatry in “I DONT WANNA GO TO MY PSYCHIATRY APPT HHHRHHS i just dont wanna walk lwk”.
- Relapse risk: Expresses strong urges to relapse in “i wanna relapse so bad but i got like ppl that care about me and shit” and links gaming stress to relapse thoughts in “doing bad im marvel rivals makes me wanna relapse ngl”.
- Unstable self-image: Uses harsh self-labels like “junkorexic/stonerexic/failrexic” in bio and shows conflict between wanting care and feeling “crazy” about family trauma in “ughgg I hate feeling crazy for not wanting to go back to my mom's house cuz she abused me” and “and I actually dont want to have sex i want to be taken care of like a child”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s highly self-aware, anxious, and constantly overthinking her place in the world, much like this user navigating mental health, school, and complicated family dynamics. The user talks about academic stress and avoidance, saying “i havent gone to class all week cuz i been sick and its actually making me so anxious ehhhfhh last time i missed a whole week of classes was cuz i was in the mh and then i ended up w a 1.4 gpa”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to tie her self-worth to performance and spiral when things go wrong. Their reflection on trauma and their mom — “i hate feeling crazy for not wanting to go back to my mom's house cuz she abused me but she has literal memory loss from her health issues and was drunk most of the time so she can't even remember what she did” — echoes Lisa’s conflicted feelings about her family and the emotional labor she carries. The mix of dark humor, vulnerability, and longing for care shows up in posts like “and I actually dont want to have sex i want to be taken care of like a child” and “i wanna relapse so bad but i got like ppl that care about me and shit and someone who will most likely see it RAGHHSAHS”, which feels very Lisa: craving safety and love while battling self-destructive urges. Even their attempt to cope with anxiety in unusual ways — “got anxious so I ate a pint of ice cream???? like ok usually i just do drugs but this is certainly a change of pace” — fits Lisa’s pattern of trying different, sometimes messy, coping mechanisms while staying intensely introspective.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts center on internal states and coping alone rather than social events, e.g. “playing marvel rivals so i dont spiral but marvel rivals might cause my spiral also. its a gamble!” and “i havent gone to class all week cuz i been sick and its actually making me so anxious”, and they mention hiding from IRLs in their bio. Their style fits Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they talk in feelings, identities and meanings ("junkorexic/stonerexic/failrexic"; “ill always miss the comfort of starving myself”; “and I actually dont want to have sex i want to be taken care of like a child”) rather than detailing practical, factual observations. They are clearly Feeling (F)-driven, centering emotions and relationships: “ughgg I hate feeling crazy for not wanting to go back to my mom's house cuz she abused me”, “i wanna relapse so bad but i got like ppl that care about me and shit”, and sensitivity about friends and an IRL being hurt (“this is happening to one of my irls rn and it literally makes me sick”). Their behavior suggests Perceiving (P): they act on impulse and in the moment (“got anxious so I ate a pint of ice cream???? like ok usually i just do drugs”; “I WANT TO GET HIGH BUT MY BITCH WIFE (beautiful gf) WANTS ME TO STOP USING DRUGS TO COPE”), struggle with routine (“i havent gone to class all week”), and don’t show signs of structured planning. Altogether, an inwardly focused, emotional, value-driven, and spontaneous style fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You walked to the grocery store and resisted picking up a random sidewalk cig—clearly you have SOME self-control. Want to test the rest of it by going on a little walk-with-me date instead?
- You said Marvel Rivals might make you relapse… if you need a safer addiction, I volunteer as your new competitive 5v5 obsession. We can queue together and only relapse into ‘one more match.’
- You ate a whole pint of ice cream from anxiety—next time, let’s split the pint and the anxiety. I can’t fix your chronic pain, but I can at least be the person who brings the spoon and listens.
- You miss the ‘comfort of starving yourself,’ you’ve got chronic pain, and a burnt pen, but still worry about your GPA and going to psych appointments—honestly, your resilience is kind of hot. Can I be on your little ‘people who care about me and shit’ list too?
- Since you’re ‘hiding from irls so you can yap about your mental issues,’ consider this: I show up in your DMs like a barely-smoked sidewalk cig you *actually* should pick up—except I’m better for your lungs and worse for your ability to stop thinking about me.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • navigating psych appointments, chronic pain & college stress. Once ate a whole pint of ice cream from anxiety instead of getting high—progress?– @fox77744
Your signature cocktail
The Junkorexic Gabbie Float
The vodka shot infused with coffee beans mirrors their wired, anxious, can’t-sit-still vibe, like when they say they’re “shaking so much ahhhh I feel like a peeing chihuahua” “shaking so much ahhhh I feel like a peeing chihuahua”. The cloudy citrus hard seltzer reflects their fizzy, chaotic online persona and drugtwt vibes, echoing their excitement about getting high with their girlfriend “im so excited im alr high on gabbs and my gf is grabbing her pen” and asking friends about “gabbies” “to my friends who do gabbies how much do u usually need to get high”. A scoop of vanilla ice cream nods to their sudden comfort cravings and food anxiety swings, like eating a whole pint from anxiety “got anxious so I ate a pint of ice cream???? like ok usually i just do drugs but this is certainly a change of pace” and simply declaring “I want ice cream”. The dash of absinthe or herbal bitters represents their chronic pain, trauma, and desire to relapse, giving the drink a darker undercurrent that matches lines like “ill always miss the comfort of starving myself” and “i wanna relapse so bad but i got like ppl that care about me and shit”. Finally, the cotton candy or whipped cream garnish captures their soft, childlike desire to be cared for “and I actually dont want to have sex i want to be taken care of like a child” and the cutesy, chaotic aesthetic of an 18-year-old boygirl hiding online to “yap about mental issues,” turning a messy coping cocktail into something strangely cute and lovable.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is loyalty to and reliance on relationships, which leans Hufflepuff. They openly center the people who care about them as a key reason not to relapse, saying “i wanna relapse so bad but i got like ppl that care about me and shit and someone who will most likely see it RAGHHSAHS”, which shows that connection and not wanting to hurt others is a major motivator. Their affection toward their partner is phrased in a warm, jokingly devoted way — “I WANT TO GET HIGH BUT MY BITCH WIFE (beautiful gf) WANTS ME TO STOP USING DRUGS TO COPE” — suggesting they prioritize that relationship even when it conflicts with their impulses. Even when talking about friends’ situations, they react with empathetic distress, as in [“this is happening to one of my irls rn and it literally makes me sick he just wanted to meet new people :”, showing a fairness- and care-oriented stance. While there are hints of impulsiveness (which could point to Gryffindor) in things like “got anxious so I ate a pint of ice cream???? like ok usually i just do drugs but this is certainly a change of pace”, these feel subordinate to a core identity built around bonds, support, and wanting to be cared for (“and I actually dont want to have sex i want to be taken care of like a child”), all of which fit Hufflepuff most closely.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend fits them because it blends dark, self-destructive themes with a vulnerable, almost childlike need for comfort, which mirrors their tweets and bio. Their identity as a "junkorexic/stonerexic/failrexic" and joking about coping with drugs, like asking “to my friends who do gabbies how much do u usually need to get high” and saying “I WANT TO GET HIGH BUT MY BITCH WIFE (beautiful gf) WANTS ME TO STOP USING DRUGS TO COPE”, aligns with the song’s fixation on self-harm and numbness. Their nostalgia for disordered behaviors in “ill always miss the comfort of starving myself” echoes the track’s longing for painful coping mechanisms that feel weirdly safe. At the same time, tweets like “and I actually dont want to have sex i want to be taken care of like a child” and their fear of relapse in “i wanna relapse so bad but i got like ppl that care about me and shit” reflect the song’s push-pull between wanting to disappear and wanting to be saved. Their overall vibe—dark humor, trauma, body issues, and using substances to cope—matches the eerie, vulnerable energy of Bury a Friend almost perfectly.
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