Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Jokes about his own loneliness and fate, e.g. “Jamais serei feliz e morrerei sozinho com 76 anos de idade”, showing he recognizes and reflects on his situation.
- Technically-minded: Talks about Java, Python, C++, networking and hardware issues, e.g. bio plus “EU AMO JAVA”, “switchs são mto bonitinho”, and reviving an old notebook.
- Politically-engaged: Comments on Israel, Brazilian politics, and systems of government, e.g. “Então quer dizer que o estado de israel absolveu membros…” and “monarquia parlamentarista é o melhor governo pro Brasil”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated reactions and memes to comment on life, e.g. long “KKKKKKK” laughter in this tweet and jokes about games, marketplace ban, and PSP TikTok.
- Ambitious: Shows drive for projects and career, e.g. considering creating a SaaS in “gente eu aceitei criar um SaaS”, talking about a foreign internship in “to participando de um estagio gringo”, and frustration with low salary offers.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-critical: Uses extreme language toward others, e.g. “homem performático tinha que ser fuzilado em praça pública” and calling takes “tão horroroso” with insults.
- Regional-prejudice: Displays contempt for certain regions, e.g. “Norte e nordeste merece bosta mesmo pqp”.
- Self-destructive: Frequent references to suicide or wanting to die, e.g. “Aí vou me matar” and being flagged for suicide warnings on Instagram.
- Vulgar-communication: Relies heavily on coarse language and insults, e.g. “teu cu nunca recebi um uniforme sequer nessa bosta” and repeated “vai tomar no cu”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames life, career, and relationships as hopeless, e.g. “its over”, “Azar no profissional, azar no jogo, azar no amor, pprt vou virar soldado”, and saying the area has “morreu” after a salary negotiation.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: irreverent, chronically online, and always turning frustration into jokes. Like Bart, he mixes dark humor and self‑deprecation, e.g. “Jamais serei feliz e morrerei sozinho com 76 anos de idade” and “Aí vou me matar”, while still clearly playing it for laughs. His timeline is full of chaotic commentary and mockery of others, like “Caralho que print satânico, homem performático tinha que ser fuzilado em praça pública” and “Norte e nordeste merece bosta mesmo pqp”, mirroring Bart’s tendency to say the provocative thing first and think later. At the same time, he shows a softer, insecure side in posts about rejection and loneliness, such as “Caralho mandei uma mensagem no insta da mina ela instantaneamente privou as DMS 💔💔💔💔” and “Caralho rapaziada pprt sobra nada pra mim, it's over”, much like Bart’s occasional vulnerable episodes. His techy, mischief‑coder vibe (Java/Python dev, making a SaaS, joking about ChatGPT in “hoje o chat gpt ta me extressando pprt”) fits a modern Bart who traded a skateboard for a PC but kept the same chaotic energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk a lot about online life, gaming, coding, and feeling alone rather than about parties or big social circles, e.g. self-deprecating isolation in “Jamais serei feliz e morrerei sozinho com 76 anos de idade” and spending time reviving an old notebook in “Gente revivi meu notebook de 2014 kkkk”. Their intuition (N) shows in interest in theoretical or big-picture topics: political systems and historical references in “Não ironicamente monarquia parlamentarista é o melhor governo pro Brasil, garante estabilidade e democracia” and meta observations about propaganda like “ia ser engraçado se fosse interpretado como uma propaganda militar de um 'Great Brazil'”. They are clearly thinking (T)-oriented, using blunt, often harsh logical criticism rather than tact, for example “Acho que eu nunca vi um take tão horroroso na minha vida” and technical nitpicking in “btw esse 'tanque' é um 2s1, é uma completa bosta feita em 1971 e nem tanque é, é uma artilharia, facilmente penetrada por um fuzil.”. Their perceiving (P) side comes through in spontaneity and lack of structured planning: joking about wanting to know everything without studying in “queria saber tudo sem estudar”, impulsively accepting to build a SaaS in “gente eu aceitei criar um SaaS”, and emotional, in-the-moment posts like “Azar no profissional, azar no jogo, azar no amor, pprt vou virar soldado”. Combined with the analytical, programmer identity in the bio and tweets like “EU AMO JAVA” and ternary-operator enthusiasm in “Isso é um vicio, eu amo operadores ternario”, this overall pattern best matches an INTP: introverted, analytical, theory-loving, and improvisational rather than structured.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said C++ is the mathematically perfect language, but I think our compatibility function just returned true in every branch of your ternary operator. Wanna test that hypothesis over coffee?
- You revived a 2014 notebook AND scroll TikTok on a PSP… clearly you’re good at keeping old hardware running. Think you could keep a long‑term relationship with me from going into boot loop too?
- You tweeted ‘EU AMO JAVA’ and still complain about suffering in this area… fortunately my favorite framework is us, because I’d love to turn this match into a real SaaS: ‘Sofrendo apaixonado as a service’.
- You’re out here raging over lost PDL in LoL, dreaming of a Miura, and getting suicide warnings on Insta because of your music taste—if life’s already this ranked, how about we queue up a duo and at least lose together?
- You joked you’ll die alone at 76, but you also grew your hair ‘Dia 1’, accepted a SaaS idea, and joined a foreign internship—statistically, the next upgrade is a girlfriend. I volunteer as your v1.0 release candidate.
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André · Java & Python dev, C++ enjoyer · once revived a 2014 notebook just to scroll TikTok on a PSP · building SaaS, breaking builds, learning daily.– @foxinhow
Your signature cocktail
The SaaS & Sadness Spritz
This cocktail is wired and overcaffeinated like someone who says “gente eu aceitei criar um SaaS” and also tweets “gente eu meio que to participando de um estagio gringo” while complaining about work. The cachaça-espresso base represents Brazilian dev energy, the same guy who proudly shouts “EU AMO JAVA” and calls C++ “a mathematically perfect language.” The energy drink reduction and cold brew cubes channel his cracked gamer grindset, from “ESTOU EM LIVE DE LOL” to raging that “o mlk caiu do jogo e msm assim perdi PDL, ta de sacangem porra”. Red Vermouth adds melodramatic sweetness for moments like “Jamais serei feliz e morrerei sozinho com 76 anos de idade” and “Aí vou me matar”, balancing the bitterness with irony. The lemon peel and burnt sugar rim capture his mix of acid humor and soft core, visible when he laments “mulheres que claramente escondem seus gostos quando conversam com homens pq tem medo de serem reprimidas 💔💔”. Overall, it’s strong, slightly toxic, extremely online, and secretly romantic—just like the guy asking “Será que a primeira seria feliz no interior do Paraná cmg?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Andre comes across as intensely ambitious, competitive, and focused on getting ahead, even when he’s frustrated by the market or his situation. He’s blunt about money and career, complaining that “mano, eu pedi 2500 reais, vai tomar no cu essa area morreu!” and talking about being ready to “virar soldado” when he feels he has “azar no profissional, azar no jogo, azar no amor” in “Azar no profissional, azar no jogo, azar no amor, pprt vou virar soldado”, which shows a willingness to radically change paths to escape a losing position. He’s quite status-aware and self-focused in relationships, lamenting things like “Caralho mandei uma mensagem no insta da mina ela instantaneamente privou as DMS 💔💔💔💔” and dramatizing his own future as “Jamais serei feliz e morrerei sozinho com 76 anos de idade”, which fits Slytherin’s introspective, self-preserving streak. There’s also a sharp, often cutting political and social edge: he criticizes systems and regions harshly in tweets like “Norte e nordeste merece bosta mesmo pqp” and argues for a different power structure in “Não ironicamente monarquia parlamentarista é o melhor governo pro Brasil, garante estabilidade e democracia”, showing concern with power, governance, and hierarchy. At the same time, he’s opportunistic and quick to seize chances, such as jumping into a SaaS idea in “Meu ex companheiro de trabalho se demitiu do meu antigo emprego e me ofereceu uma ideia pra fazer um SaaS” and immediately following with “gente eu aceitei criar um SaaS”. While he does have some Ravenclaw traits (he’s a dev who says “EU AMO JAVA” and jokes about being senior in “ja sou senior??”), his dominant qualities are ambition, volatility around status and success, and a sharp, sometimes ruthless way of looking at the world—classic Slytherin.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A song that fits André is Mr. Brightside by The Killers, because it mixes self-deprecating humor, jealousy, and overthinking with a frantic, memeable energy. He constantly dramatizes romantic frustration, like when he says “Caralho mandei uma mensagem no insta da mina ela instantaneamente privou as DMS 💔💔💔💔” and “Jamais serei feliz e morrerei sozinho com 76 anos de idade”, mirroring the song’s anxious, doomed-romance vibe. The track’s hyperactive, neurotic tone also matches his tendency to turn everything into a bit, from “its over” to “Azar no profissional, azar no jogo, azar no amor, pprt vou virar soldado”. At the same time, he juggles ambition and frustration in tech and life, like “gente eu aceitei criar um SaaS” and “mano, eu pedi 2500 reais, vai tomar no cu essa area morreu!”, which fits the song’s sense of trying to push forward while emotionally spiraling. Overall, Mr. Brightside captures his mix of irony, emotional chaos, and persistent coping-through-humor energy.
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