Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for games and characters, e.g. defending Blood of the Dead across years (“Blood of the Dead is a good map.”, “Blood of the Dead is a good map.”) and worshipping Halo 2 as “pinnacle of human craft” (link).
- Supportive: Encourages others to enjoy their hobbies without shame and ignore haters (“Don't let random ass Internet people you'll never have any interpersonal relationship with affect your life…”) and urges people to protect their mental health (“Do yourSELF and your SANITY a favor ♥️♥️♥️”).
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about being old before a game releases (“I'm gonna be fucking OLD by the time this comes out”) and mocking their own gacha rituals (“This is my usual pulling ritual and I don't think this was a good idea for summoning Columbina.”).
- Affectionate: Speaks warmly about wife and loved ones, e.g. hyping games they were excited for together (“Me and my wife were so hyped for this game man this sucks CHEEKS”), planning silly mods for her BG3 save (link), and cherishing creators/friends when they pass (link).
- Principled: Holds firm stances on issues like AI art and exploitative companies, criticizing AI fanart replacing real artists (“This AI nonsense is getting out of hand.”, “It's AI” frustration) and calling out Limited Run and unhealthy platforms (“If there is one thing I have a deep disdain for in this world it's Limited Run.”, Twitter mental health post).
Weaknesses:
- Platform-cynicism: Deep negativity toward Twitter and online spaces—telling followers to “DELETE TWITTER” as a net negative (link)—can clash with still using the platform to build connections and share passions.
- Impulse-reactive: Often posts strong gut reactions to news, events, or content—like “WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THIS NES?!??!” (link) or instantly redownloading Star Rail in anger (“Angrily redownloads HSR”)—which may lead to heated takes before reflection.
- Jargon-heavy: Uses niche game and community references (e.g. deep COD Zombies, specific regions like Nod Krai, “Saurian events” in Genshin, TurboGrafx talk in this post) that can be hard to follow for outsiders and limit broader accessibility.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user lines up most with Homer Simpson: passionate about his hobbies, a bit chaotic, and very emotionally driven, but ultimately warm and sincere. Their all‑consuming love for specific games and maps, like repeatedly insisting “Blood of the Dead is a good map.” and declaring “Halo 2 is the pinnacle of human craft. All forms of art are immediately considered second place due to the sole fact Halo 2 exists.”, mirrors Homer’s over-the-top enthusiasm for his favorite things. Like Homer ranting about whatever annoyed him that day, they launch into loud, comedic frustration at trends and platforms, e.g. “Slop this, slop that, I'm genuinely so goddamn tired of people adding slop to everything…” and “I have met a few amazing and wonderful people since being more active here and I genuinely want all of you to DELETE TWITTER”. At the same time, there’s real heart under the profanity and jokes: they speak fondly of their wife, like when they say “Me and my wife were so hyped for this game man this sucks CHEEKS”, and show genuine emotion about creators and games they love, as in “This man was such a positive and amazing soul… This world just got SIGNIFICANTLY shittier...”. That mix of loud, impulsive, hobby-obsessed, sometimes cranky but ultimately big-hearted energy is classic Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets revolve around solo hobbies (retro game collecting, COD Zombies, Genshin) and not going out or big social gatherings, and even their mild meta-commentary is about getting off Twitter, e.g. “Simply being here is a net negative to the mental health of 90% of people on this site.”. Their interests and language are very Sensing: they focus on specific hardware, games, and sensory details like “That carry handle on the Quake II double barrel is so damn sexy.” and the cost/physicality of items such as “$350 for this absolute masterpiece of a game … PLEASE listen to the OST”, rather than abstract theorizing. They come across as strongly Thinking: blunt, analytical, and willing to criticize things directly, as in “If there is one thing I have a deep disdain for in this world it's Limited Run. Please go under ❤️” and their profanity-laced rants like “Slop this, slop that, I'm genuinely so goddamn tired of people adding slop to everything…”, even though they clearly care about people (e.g. heartfelt memorial tweets). Their lifestyle and tone fit Perceiving more than Judging: they jump impulsively between games and OS choices (“I've officially told Windows to fuck off. We Linux in this household now.”), react in the moment with lots of hype or frustration (“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”), and don’t present themselves as structured or plan-oriented. The combination of hands-on tech/gaming focus, practical detail orientation, blunt logical evaluations, and laid-back, reactive attitude points most closely to ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying Blood of the Dead is a good map, but I think the real masterpiece is how you managed to go from ‘Let’s see what this Genshin nonsense is’ to Tsaritsa/Columbina brainrot and a full page of 5★s. Can I be the next limited banner you pull for?
- You paid $350 for Lords of Thunder and switched to Linux while mourning the loss of OperaGX’s silly gamer noises… I promise I’m cheaper than a TurboGrafx grail and more supportive than a custom browser theme. Wanna test that compatibility in co-op?
- You called Halo 2 ‘the pinnacle of human craft’—but if we ever play Zombies together, I’ll let you be my Halo 2 and I’ll be your underappreciated Blood of the Dead: controversial, oddly comforting, and way more fun once you give me a fair shot.
- You said some random person remaking Nacht Der Untoten in Genshin made you fall in love with them a little—so if I build you a teapot realm that’s half Gondarva Ville, half Nacht, do I at least earn a permanent spot on your friends list?
- You told everyone to DELETE TWITTER for their mental health, then immediately posted your 1,070‑game collection, your Lego Game Boy, and your 3DO like the universe’s comfiest bait. If I log off this hellsite and come over, will you trade me one evening of Zombies and Genshin lore for a lifetime of being your player two?
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Retro game hoarder (1,000+ titles), COD Zombies defender & Genshin enjoyer. Swapped Windows for Linux like it was a bad map. Halo 2 is peak art.– @FPSslippy
Your signature cocktail
Blood of the Drunk: Halo 2 Edition
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal base shot for their love of edgy, slightly cursed classics like “Blood of the Dead is a good map.” and retro shooters like that “sexy” Quake II double barrel (“That carry handle on the Quake II double barrel is so damn sexy.”). The electric blue curaçao + citrus soda mix is pure gamer-energy, matching their hyped, neon enthusiasm in posts like “Halo 2 is the pinnacle of human craft.” and their COD Monster-case shenanigans (“Not me about to buy a case of Monster like a goddamn teenager just to get some COD goodies.”). A dash of bitters infused with coffee nods to the darker, tired-but-still-kicking side of being on Twitter and dealing with drama, like “This AI nonsense is getting out of hand.” and their plea to “Do yourSELF and your SANITY a favor ♥️♥️♥️”. The splash of absinthe mist is for the slightly unhinged, chaotic humor—like plotting to install the “Withers Big Naturals” mod on their wife’s game and yelling “BROOOOOOO I hate this fucking timeline.”. Finally, the sugared rim with crushed hard candy represents the genuine sweetness and passion under all the swearing, from cherishing their game collection (“Behold! My beautiful game collection!”) to heartfelt posts about how much games and people mean to them (“The exact reason I cherish this game so so so so much. I'll always love Genshin no matter what 💖”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show a strong emphasis on loyalty—to people, games, and passions—over status or being "right," which is very Hufflepuff. They repeatedly tell others to protect their own joy and hobbies regardless of outside judgment, e.g. “Don't let random ass Internet people you'll never have any interpersonal relationship with affect your life, your hobbies, or your passions. So fuck em'”, which reflects a grounded, values-first mindset rather than a dramatic hero complex. Their care for others' well-being is explicit when they say “I have met a few amazing and wonderful people since being more active here and I genuinely want all of you to DELETE TWITTER…Simply being here is a net negative to the mental health of 90% of people on this site. Do yourSELF and your SANITY a favor ♥️♥️♥️”, prioritizing community mental health over clout or engagement. They also celebrate earnest enthusiasm and hard-earned passions, like their massive collection and investment in physical media and specific games: “Behold! My beautiful game collection! I started collecting during the pandemic as a little hobby and this new passion had ballooned up to shoot 1070 or so games spanning across almost every generation.” and their deep emotional attachment to titles like Lords of Thunder and Genshin (“The exact reason I cherish this game so so so so much. I'll always love Genshin no matter what 💖”). Their tone is consistently warm toward friends and spouse (e.g. “My wife got me the Lego Gameboy for Christmas! Woooo!” and playful posts about their wife’s games), and they show a strong dislike for exploitative or unfair business practices, as in “If there is one thing I have a deep disdain for in this world it's Limited Run. Please go under ❤️”. Overall, the loyalty to people and hobbies, the emphasis on kindness and mental health, and the appreciation of effort and sincerity over prestige fit Hufflepuff more than any other house.
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Through the Fire and Flames - DragonForce
DragonForce’s Through the Fire and Flames fits them because it’s an over-the-top, high-energy love letter to pushing through chaos for the things you love, just like their relentless enthusiasm for games and collecting. They gush about their collection with, “Behold! My beautiful game collection! I started collecting during the pandemic... this new passion had ballooned up to shoot 1070 or so games spanning across almost every generation.” and call Lords of Thunder an “absolute masterpiece” with a “15/10” OST. Their timeline is full of intense, almost melodramatic hype, like “Halo 2 is the pinnacle of human craft. All forms of art are immediately considered second place due to the sole fact Halo 2 exists.” and “Blood of the Dead is a good map.” as a recurring creed. The song’s blistering pace and maximalist energy match their habit of going all-in—switching to Linux with “I've officially told Windows to fuck off. We Linux in this household now.” and clowning on Twitter’s impact with “Simply being here is a net negative to the mental health of 90% of people on this site.”. Like the song, they power through the bullshit, staying passionate about the games, characters, and music they love no matter what.
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