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Your Simpsons character
Ryan's mischievous and sarcastic personality matches Bart Simpson. Like Bart, Ryan enjoys poking fun at societal norms ('watching twitter users meltdown...is hilarious') and authority figures ('if u work at the college board dont let me find out'). His playful side ('i be using :3 unironically these days Im just a cute little guy') mirrors Bart's antics, making them a perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ryan's ENTP personality shines through his witty and argumentative tweets. His extraversion is evident in his willingness to share opinions ('why does everyone who works at the DMV hate their fucking job'). His intuition drives his humorous observations on societal trends ('twitter is the only website where...astrological compatibility...like it's a deathmatch'). His thinking side critiques inefficiency ('if u have an assignment in a college class...fuck off please'). Finally, his perceiving nature allows him to adapt and joke about life's absurdities ('Merry Chrysler. (Vine reference)').

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21 | Monky Enthusiast | Sarcasm Extraordinaire | Business Owner | Ranting about DMV lines, group projects, and the downfall of society | Pumpkin chai advocate.– @fpstears

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The 'Pumpkin Chai Chaos' reflects Ryan’s love for seasonal Starbucks drinks and his chaotic humor. The pumpkin spice and chai base nod to his tweet ('starbucks if you stop selling this pumpkin chai bullshit...'). Vodka adds a sharp kick, mirroring his biting wit ('dudes will buy AMC but they'll never C a girl next to them'). Whipped cream and nutmeg bring a playful finish, embodying his lighthearted side.

Your Hogwarts House
Ryan's wit, ambition, and sharp tongue align with Slytherin traits. His sarcastic humor ('Honestly making fun of NFT guys is played out. Lets start attacking them physically instead') and resourcefulness ('they ruled her at fault lol!') reflect this house's cunning nature. While he may lack the traditional sense of Gryffindor bravery, his outspoken personality ('why does everyone who works at the DMV hate their fucking job') fits the boldness of Slytherin.

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This upbeat and slightly ironic anthem fits Ryan's personality. His humorous takes ('dudes will play overwatch but wont realize their ancestors are watching over them') and playful energy ('i be using :3 unironically these days Im just a cute little guy') align with the song's quirky vibe. 'All Star' embodies his mix of sarcasm and lightheartedness.

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