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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, very online, and strongly political but also intensely fannish. They show Lisa-like moral fury and anti-fascist politics, joking about being punished on Twitter for telling off extremists in “Só porque eu mandei uns nazist4s se m4tar o Twitter me mandou uma notificação avisando que vai diminuir o alcance dos meus posts. ME EXPLICA O QUE EU FIZ DE ERRADO” and mocking empty capitalist platitudes in “As palavras realmente pararam de ter significado né? As pessoas não possuem mais senso crítico, o cérebro virou uma massa de reproduzir frases de coach” and “Uma mulher fica 100x mais bonita quando ela critica as falhas do sistema capitalista”. Like Lisa’s obsessive media fixations, they’re deeply invested in niche anime/GL series and ships, gushing over episodes in “A segunda temporada de Ayaka is in love with hiroko já começou muito bem. … Ansiosa pro próximo episódio” and live-reacting to Whale Store in “10 plot twist só nesse primeiro episódio … #WhaleStorexoxoEP1”. Their curiosity and nerdy enthusiasm show up in things like “Preciso fazer minha lição de japonês”, while their sarcastic, self-aware humor and occasional dramatic overreactions (e.g. “VOU MORRER”, “CADE O EPISÓDIO CADE”) fit Lisa’s blend of earnestness and theatrical teenage intensity more than any other main character.

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They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly react to media, fandoms, and other users in an energetic way and openly seek interaction, e.g. joking about Twitter limiting their reach in “Só porque eu mandei uns nazist4s se m4tar o Twitter me mandou uma notificação avisando que vai diminuir o alcance dos meus posts. ME EXPLICA O QUE EU FIZ DE ERRADO” and inviting connection in “VOCÊS TEM AIRBUDS? VAMOS AMIGAR”. Their interests and comments strongly favor Intuition (N) over concrete details: they love narrative tropes like enemies-to-lovers in “Deveriam ganhar o prêmio mundial de enemies to lovers mais rápido da história” and meta commentary like “As palavras realmente pararam de ter significado né? As pessoas não possuem mais senso crítico, o cérebro virou uma massa de reproduzir frases de coach”, focusing on patterns and symbolism rather than just surface events. They clearly lean Feeling (F), prioritizing emotional reactions, affection for characters, and moral stances, as in “Uma mulher fica 100x mais bonita quando ela critica as falhas do sistema capitalista” and their delight in queer representation in “Lindo ver 2 GLS ali, sendo que um deles tá em primeiro lugar. Espero que isso incentive a New pop a continuar lançando gls”. Their tone is expressive and values-driven rather than coolly analytical. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they are spontaneous, reactive, and driven by moment-to-moment excitement—binging or waiting for episodes in tweets like “CADE O EPISÓDIO CADE” and impulsively deciding “Vou reassistir Chaser Game”—with little evidence of structured planning or rigid scheduling. The combination of enthusiastic social energy, fandom hyperfixations, emotional expressiveness, and improvisational lifestyle fits best with ENFP.

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Brazil-based GL/BL & yuri enthusiast. Reviews, memes, and late-night episode meltdowns. Once got humbled by a pigeon that refused my snack.– @Fr0d0SeFr0deu

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with crunchy persimmon, because someone who says they are “maravilhada com a existência do Caqui CROCANTE” (“Estou maravilhada com a existência do Caqui CROCANTE deus está em todas as coisas mesmo né [picture]”) clearly deserves a Brazilian base with a quirky twist. A rosé wine reduction with strawberry and rose petals nods to their horny-romantic AyaHiro obsession and all the wine talk, like when they scream about Risa’s elaborate seduction rituals (“A Risa falando que a Kyoko acende velas, coloca música romântica e toma vinho pra criar um clima antes de botar ela na chapa Se ninguém nunca morreu de inveja antes eu serei a segunda, porque a Ayaka vai ser a primeira [picture]”). Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and a little weeb-coded, honoring their anime/J-drama love and Japanese homework struggle (“Preciso fazer minha lição de japonês [picture]”) while matching their chaotic, all-caps timeline energy. A dash of chili tincture represents the unfiltered, sharp tongue of someone who gets shadow-limited for telling nazis off (“Só porque eu mandei uns nazist4s se m4tar o Twitter me mandou uma notificação avisando que vai diminuir o alcance dos meus posts. ME EXPLICA O QUE EU FIZ DE ERRADO [picture]”). Finally, the smoked salt-sugar rim balances sweet and bitter like their mix of tender fangirling over GL couples and anticapitalist snark (“Whale Store anticapitalista [picture] [quoted tweet]”), making the whole thing feel like a slightly unhinged, sapphic, São Paulo night in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through curiosity, media analysis, and a sharp, humorous way of thinking. They’re constantly engaging thoughtfully with stories and character dynamics, e.g. analyzing relationship arcs and characterization in shows like Whale Store and Ayaka is in Love with Hiroko, as in “10 plot twist só nesse primeiro episódio O pai da Wan indo de arrasta, a Maewnam rica, as Junemewnich indo de enemies pra lovers rapidamente #WhaleStorexoxoEP1 [picture]” and “A segunda temporada de Ayaka is in love with hiroko já começou muito bem. Adorei ver um pouco da vidinha doméstica delas, fofas demais, e também deu pra ver bastante dos problemas que elas vão precisar superar nessa nova etapa. Ansiosa pro próximo episódio [picture]”. There’s clear pleasure in learning and niche detail, from joking about doing Japanese homework in “Preciso fazer minha lição de japonês [picture]” to noticing patterns in character behavior like “Reparem que a Madoka sempre toma a iniciativa [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Their wit and meta-commentary about culture and language—such as criticizing empty coach-speak in “As palavras realmente pararam de ter significado né? As pessoas não possuem mais senso crítico, o cérebro virou uma massa de reproduzir frases de coach [picture] [quoted tweet]”—fit Ravenclaw’s valuing of critical thinking. Even their political and social takes tend to come wrapped in sardonic observation rather than pure moral grandstanding, which again points to a mind that leads with analysis and irony rather than pure courage (Gryffindor) or ambition (Slytherin). Overall, the blend of fandom dissection, attention to nuance, and persistent, playful intellect marks them most strongly as a Ravenclaw.

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Their timeline is an energetic stream of queer fangirling, jokes, and chaotic enthusiasm that fits the carefree, slightly unhinged joy of Girls Just Want to Have Fun. They’re constantly screaming about ships and shows with tweets like “SAIU O EP1 DA SEGUNDA TEMPORADA DE AYAKA IS IN LOVE WITH HIROKO MULHER POR FAVOR LIBERA (a legenda” and “Save me AyaHiro domestic girlfriends, save me”, which mirrors the song’s playful, obsessive excitement over the things they love. Their openly queer perspective and delight in lesbian/GL content, seen in “Frieren primeira elfa bissexual do mundo” and “Espero que deixem o lesbianismo vencer”, line up with the song’s rebellious, girl-centered freedom. At the same time, they mix comedy and social awareness, as in “Uma mulher fica 100x mais bonita quando ela critica as falhas do sistema capitalista”, giving them the same cheeky, defiant edge Cyndi Lauper brings to the track. Overall, their personality is loud, fun, and unapologetically themselves—exactly the spirit of this song.

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