
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, smart, creative, and often feeling misunderstood. They’re clearly artistic and high-achieving, stressing over AP art and school the way Lisa obsesses over her work and grades, like when they say “ap art kicking my ass rn why does it have to be pen WHY PEN WHY” and “CAN MY ENGLISH TEACHER JUST GIVE ME A SINGLE POINT SO I CAN HAVE 100% IN HER CLASS BROO PLEASEEE”. Like Lisa, they struggle with heavy emotions and feeling isolated or unheard, writing things such as “sometimes im quickly reminded why i dont yap about shit i like anymore. like why even bother if no one gives a fuck” and “thinking about going to school shouldnt make me sick. i hate being there, friends arent enough to make me wanna go anymore”. They also show empathy, guilt, and overthinking, like feeling bad about killing a fly in “i feel awful i killed a fly that lost its wing and it straight up accepted death too” and reflecting on how people would react if they died in “sometimes when i dont get a response i think about how theyd react if i died right then”. At the same time, they’re passionate and fandom-brained—hyperfixating on characters and ships like Phainon and Phaidei in “i seriosuly think ill love phaidei for the rest of my life ,, no ship has impacted me more than them”—which fits Lisa’s intense niche interests and emotional attachments, just in a more modern, online-fandom way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary or online (HSR, WuWa, Roblox, AP art), and they often talk about withdrawing, like “lowk planning on just isolating myself entirely like ehats the worstthat could happrn” and “for my next trick im gonna stop reaching out and instead angrily stare at a wall until i get texted first”, showing frustration with social energy rather than craving more of it. They seem strongly Intuitive: their life revolves around fictional worlds and symbolism (Phainon, Phaidei, Amphoreus, Evernight, Raiden’s lore), and they dramatize inner scenarios instead of focusing on plain facts, like imagining “how theyd react if i died right then and my last message was begging for a response”. Their values and reactions are clearly Feeling-oriented: they care about being treated fairly and emotionally validated, as in “everyone is pissing me off lately, i cant keep fucking pretending im okay with being treated like shit” and get upset over respect for pronouns in “i am so glad tubbo said something about aimseys pronouns to dream cuz that was genuinely pissing me off bad”. They show classic Perceiving traits: procrastination and going with the moment (complaining about school, naps, and drawing rather than structured plans) and self-acknowledged stress and disorganization like “i stress myself out so bad for no reason but i seriously cant help it” and “making the choice to give up art as a career to pursue forensics is probably the hardest decision ive had to make”, reflecting open-ended decision-making rather than rigid planning. Overall, their intense emotional inner world, attachment to fictional bonds (e.g., “i seriosuly think ill love phaidei for the rest of my life ,, no ship has impacted me more than them”), idealism about relationships, and tendency toward isolation and fantasizing about reactions strongly align with INFP.

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Senior who quit the art dream for forensics, cries over Phainon & Tokai Teio, vents to her cat, and occasionally remembers to do her AP work.– @fractsiduss

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is sharp and dramatic, like rage-posting about art and life, so the grapefruit vodka brings that bitter-sour kick for all the “I HATE DRAWING” and “AP art kicking my ass” energy (“IM ACTIALLY CRAHIGN OUT THE VOICES SOMEONE SEDATE ME I HATE DRAWING KILL ME”, “ap art kicking my ass rn why does it have to be pen WHY PEN WHY”). Blue curaçao colors it icy blue in honor of their devoted, borderline feral love for Phainon and Amphoreus lore (“sometimes i log onto hsr to admire phainon then immediately log off”, “im being so annoying abt amphoreous to my friends but i cant help it IM NOT READDY”). Pomegranate juice adds a dark sweetness for the emotional undercurrent and intrusive “what if i died” spirals that still come wrapped in humor and dramatics (“can i just die in my sleep already man im ready to go ”, “sometimes when i dont get a response i think about how theyd react if i died right then”). A hit of spicy ginger beer captures the sudden bursts of chaotic, spiky energy when they’re pissed off or ragebaiting on Roblox (“u ever see smth so cringe the block button isnt even enough”, “ragebaiting ppl on roblox is fucking hilarious im crying”). Finally, the edible glitter sugar rim nods to the soft, sparkly parts of them that feel pretty in senior photos and gush about baby chicks and bracelets (“my senior photos made me feel so pretty… I WOULD DATE MYSELF NGLLLL”, “MY GRANDMOM HAS BABY CHICKS AWWUEEH”, “starting another bracelet 🔥”).

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong self-preservation and ambition, especially around school and future plans. For example, they admit to skipping a test with their mom’s approval in a very calculated way: “my mom is awesome shes letting me skip school today !! and i have a test i didnt study for today too so 😼”, and they describe choosing forensics over art as a difficult but strategic life decision: “making the choice to give up art as a career to pursue forensics is probably the hardest decision ive had to make”. They’re also openly vengeful and confrontational when crossed, which tracks with Slytherin’s intense, reactive nature: “it takes everything in me to not hurt someoje whne they piss mee off” and “next time i see her im jumping her”. Their humor leans toward cunning and manipulation too, like deliberately provoking people for fun: “ragebaiting ppl on roblox is fucking hilarious im crying” and then “im being ragebaiting im abt to take the bait ong”. While there are hints of loyalty and creativity in their fandom obsessions and art, the dominant pattern is calculated self-interest, emotional intensity, and a willingness to play a little dirty—all hallmarks of Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Bury the Light, because it balances dramatic intensity with a sense of fighting through pain, which matches how they talk about stress and anger, like “it takes everything in me to not hurt someoje whne they piss mee off” and “everyone is pissing me off lately, i cant keep fucking pretending im okay with being treated like shit”. The track’s ‘I am the storm that is approaching’ energy fits their flair for melodrama and self-aware rage, shown in posts like “I HATE DRAWING NEVER LET ME PICK UP A PENCIL AGAIN!!!!” and “IM ACTIALLY CRAHIGN OUT THE VOICES SOMEONE SEDATE ME I HATE DRAWING KILL ME”. At the same time, the song’s themes of inner conflict and not giving in resonate with tweets where they’re exhausted but still pushing, such as “thinking about going to school shouldnt make me sick. i hate being there, friends arent enough to make me wanna go anymore” and “i stress myself out so bad for no reason but i seriously cant help it”. Their intense attachment to fictional characters and ships, like “i seriosuly think ill love phaidei for the rest of my life ,, no ship has impacted me more than them” and “if phainon dies i swear on everything i will be too 😭”, also fits the over-the-top, almost operatic vibe of the song. Overall, Bury the Light captures their mix of rage, humor, dramatic flair, and hanging-on-through-the-chaos energy.

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