
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson in one of her darker, more depressed arcs—introspective, self-critical, and constantly overthinking. Lisa is intensely self-analytical and often weaponizes her intelligence against herself, similar to the user’s way of turning their own image into something harsh and punitive, like when they say “when i need fatspo i look at my OWN pics .”. There’s also a strong mix of earnest hope and deep despair, echoing Lisa’s swings between idealism and nihilism: “i got the whole year ahead of me . i CAN lose this weight .” versus “i’m going to kill myself” and “i will never have a good year .”. Like Lisa’s fraught relationship with fitting in and her body image in several episodes, this user obsessively tracks numbers and worth—“i lost my 7 9 pounds in 2.5 weeks ... is that too fast ?? im nervous”—and feels undeserving of joy or self-expression, as in “i dont deserve to look pretty… til im skinny.”. Finally, the way they seek validation and community online—“im js glad im not that alone anymore .”—matches Lisa’s deep craving for understanding and connection despite feeling fundamentally misunderstood.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as introverted (I): most content is about their inner world, weight, shame, and suicidal ideation rather than social life, and they even say they privated their account out of fear of being found yet still want to vent where people can see it (“baddies i privated my acc out of fear of someone finding my shi soon i shall unpriv and be mentally ill publicly again”), which suggests an inward focus with selective, parasocial sharing instead of in‑person extroversion. Their focus is more on feelings, meaning, and imagined futures than on practical details, fitting intuition (N): they dramatize future outcomes like “IN A COUPLE MONTHS ILL BE BACK TO 120 POUNDS AND THE BIRDS WILL SING , THE BREEZE WILL BE SWEET , THE SILENCE OF THE NIGHT WILL BE A SILVERY SONG LINING THE STARS ABOVE .”, turning weight loss into a symbolic transformation. They are strongly feeling (F) oriented: they judge themselves and others on emotional impact and morality rather than logic, e.g. “edtwt i genuinely believe i dont deserve to look pretty… my body is fucking ugly so who am i to think i get the privilege of dressing up.” and intense self‑hatred like “i dont deserve to live .”. Their approach to goals is idealistic but inconsistent, showing perceiving (P) over strict judging: they ping‑pong between rigid fasts and impulsive breaks, e.g. “thats IT im such a fat ugly big 2 week fast starts rigjt the fuck now .” and then “fuck this disorder ive fasted for 2 days 1 hr im getting taco bell”, reflecting a struggle to impose structure on a chaotic emotional life rather than natural organization. Overall, the combination of inward focus, symbolic/poetic language, emotional intensity, and wavering, idealistic plans aligns best with INFP rather than a more structured J type or a more externally oriented E type.

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20 | goth at heart, cereal enthusiast by accident. Once liked 70 tweets in a row by mistake, still recovering. Taking life one tiny step at a time.– @frailgothic

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The Watermelon vodka spritz is for the 🍉 in their bio and the way they swing between celebration and self‑hate, like when they said they were going to be “mentally ill publicly again” “baddies i privated my acc out of fear of someone finding my shi soon i shall unpriv and be mentally ill publicly again bc for some reason i cant vent unless ik ppl are gonna see it #cryingforhelp #attentionseeker #fat”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, gothic sweetness that matches their aesthetic and harsh self-talk, echoing posts like “i must love being humiliated by the way i made myself fucking huge.”. A soft oat milk foam on top is their comfort-show softness and vulnerability, the side that admits “gonna watch my comfort show to try snd not feel bad ab eating a small bit of CHIPS 💀 the guilt is real rn”. The sea-salt & lime rim is sharp and stinging, like their burning hunger and stomach pain from restriction, as when they wrote “edtwt i need to fucking eat something my stomach is on FIRE like it genuinely feels like its burning a hole in me from lack of food . its killing me .”. Finally, edible silver glitter stands for the fragile hope and wing imagery in their name and tweets, shimmering with lines like “when a piggy like me finally learns to put the fork down ill finally grow my wings #edtwt edtwt” and the determination of “i got the whole year ahead of me . i CAN lose this weight .”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show intense ambition and single‑minded focus on a goal, even at their own expense, which is very Slytherin-coded. Their language around weight loss is not casual; it’s framed as an all‑consuming objective: they say “IN A COUPLE MONTHS ILL BE BACK TO 120 POUNDS AND THE BIRDS WILL SING , THE BREEZE WILL BE SWEET...” and “i wanna br pencil thin NOW NOW NOW if i lock in i can fo it in two months . please #edtwt”, which reads like classic Slytherin drive and future-vision. They also repeatedly frame suffering as an acceptable or even necessary cost to achieve this goal, e.g. “ok celebrating is over time to starve again #edtw #edtwtᅠ #moneyupweightdowm” and “i love feeling hungry i 🤍hunger pains !! #edtwt”, showing ruthlessness toward themselves in service of their ambition. There’s a strong streak of competitiveness and comparison, like “my mutuals are all skinnier than me .” and “when i need fatspo i look at my OWN pics .”, which suggests a self-focused, status-oriented mindset rather than a communal Hufflepuff or purely introspective Ravenclaw one. Even their attempts at hope are framed through determined self-assertion—“i got the whole year ahead of me . i CAN lose this weight .”—which fits Slytherin’s core of resourceful, goal-obsessed persistence, even in deeply unhealthy form.

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A well‑suited song for them is “jealousy, jealousy” because it captures obsessive body comparison and self-loathing that run through their timeline. They repeatedly frame themselves as a "fat pig" and unworthy of beauty, saying things like “edtwt i need to fucking lose 5 7 pounds… can I do it guys????” and “my mutuals are all skinnier than me.” The song’s themes of envying others and measuring self-worth through appearance parallel posts like “edtwt i genuinely believe i dont deserve to look pretty… til im skinny.” and “when i need fatspo i look at my OWN pics.” Their fixation on numbers, punishment, and wishing for a different body—such as “i want my old body back… i dont deserve to live.” and “i wanna br pencil thin NOW NOW NOW.”—mirrors the song’s spiraling mindset about comparison. Even their dark humor and despair about never being “good enough,” like “edtwt i wanna give up and js binge again… i shld js be a fat loser forever”, fit the track’s anxious, self-destructive tone.

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