Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technically-curious: Shows genuine interest in tools and systems, like praising a CAD surface analysis tool in “essa ferramenta de análise de superficie é muito foda” and tweaking keyboard mappings in “bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock”.
- Culturally-aware: Engages with broader tech, gaming, and media culture through comments on exclusivity, consoles vs PC, and streaming formats in posts like “a ideia de exclusividade é um dos eletrônicos de consumo mais vendidos do mundo” and “Discussões cíclicas sobre vídeo jogos”.
- Humoristic: Uses sarcasm and absurd images to frame opinions, such as the dog-themed Sweden flag in “Bandeira da Suécia se jesus fosse um cachorro salsicha” and the over-the-top hardware joke in “Tendo que instalar sistema trifásico em casa só pra jogar joguinho”.
- Critical-thinking: Regularly questions narratives around tech, AI, and design work, as seen in the critique of AI’s effect on design pricing in “Vocês tem que entender que esse público, a gente perdeu” and skepticism toward Apple in “ios 26 no iphone 11 é instável pra caralho. apple morreu mesmo”.
- Self-deprecating: Makes fun of their own habits and mistakes, like over-customizing their PC in “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo” and losing all game saves in “eu excluí a partição do disco com todos os meus jogos e saves dos emuladores. eu perdi tudo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Frequently expresses contempt for groups or people, like calling Twitter users “burra, miserável e feia” in “Twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” and dismissing design freshmen in “eu não quero ver um calouro de design nem pintado de ouro”.
- Needlessly-insulting: Critiques often come packaged with direct insults, such as attacking fans and creators in “fãs de ordem vão engolir qualquer merda mesmo” and mocking a stranger’s career prospects in “queria ver o samy dana vendendo bala no sinal”.
- Cynically-pessimistic: Adopts a bleak tone about society and tech, for example predicting mass psychosis in “a nossa geração vai ser a primeira a ter psicose em massa por causa de AI” and framing sports as near self-destruction in “todo atleta de alto rendimento treina beirando a autodestruição”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in antagonistic framing that can escalate disputes, like wishing political spite-voting in “Tipo de post que da vontade de votar no bolsonaro só de sacanagem” and calling people “imbecil” in “são muito imbecil puta merda”.
- Dismissive-elitist: Sometimes talks from a position of superiority about tastes or knowledge, seen in mocking casual coffee gear enthusiasm in “a criatura que nem o inspetor bugigangas tirando um monte de cacareco do cu” and belittling mass-market preferences in “Povão não se importa. É feio? É Mas funciona? Sim Então foda se”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall tone is irreverent, mischievous, and sarcastic, which aligns strongly with Bart Simpson. He constantly roasts tech, games, and systems in a playful, shitposty way, like when he says “twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” and “ios 26 no iphone 11 é instável pra caralho. apple morreu mesmo”. There’s also a very Bart-like delight in chaos and inconvenience, such as customizing his PC just to confuse others: “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)”. At the same time, he’s surprisingly observant about culture, tech, and class, mocking things like overpriced Mac software (“20 reais um pedaço de software que toca um arquivo de áudio toda vez que você aciona alguma tecla. Usuários de mac vão comprar qualquer porcaria mesmo não é possível”) and elitism in design or gaming. The mix of juvenile humor, trolling tone, and occasional sharp social commentary fits Bart far better than more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: tweets focus on games, CAD, operating systems, headphones and private grievances rather than parties or social hype, and their tone is more observer than entertainer, e.g. “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)”, which is a very solitary, nerdy optimization. Their posts lean strongly sensing (S) in content but with an analytical, pattern‑spotting flavor that fits a borderline N/S; they talk obsessively about concrete tech details and everyday material realities — Windows disk management, Linux trackpads, specific headphones, trackpad drivers, and monitor aspect ratios — like in “gerenciador de disco do windows tão merda que vc tem que fazer essa manobra” and “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda” — yet often extract meta-comments about markets, design as a luxury, and tech culture, hinting at an intuitive bent. The thinking (T) preference is very clear: their arguments are blunt, sarcastic, and principle-driven rather than tactful, as in “Pessoas que mexem com CAD vão saber o que isso significa” and especially “Vocês tem que entender que esse público, a gente perdeu. Ou gente se prostitui cobrando preços baixíssimos [...] ou a gente torce pro estouro da bolha da IA acontecer”, which is a cold market analysis rather than an emotional plea. Their humor and criticism show little concern for sparing feelings, e.g. “Twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” and “fãs de ordem vão engolir qualquer merda mesmo a mixagem tá péssima. parece radinho de pilha”. The perceiving (P) side appears in how they approach tech and life: lots of tinkering, late-night CAD, distro-hopping and key remapping with an experimental, somewhat chaotic style (“late night cad”, “deveria ter instalado a versão com KDE”, and the casually catastrophic “eu excluí a partição do disco com todos os meus jogos e saves dos emuladores. eu perdi tudo”). Putting this together — solitary and tech-immersed (I), concrete/techy but pattern-aware (leaning N from a heavy S domain), analytical and acerbic (T), and improvisational/experimental (P) — INTP is the closest overall fit to their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can make Windows 11, Linux trackpads and indie low-poly games all look mid, I’m scared to imagine how hard you’d judge my setup… wanna come over and benchmark it anyway?
- You emulating PS2, playing Driv3r, and hating on Driv3r tells me you have standards but also nostalgia issues. Lucky for me, I’m new-gen hardware with retro-soul DLC.
- You said design is becoming a luxury service — good thing I’m not asking you to design anything, just to help me optimize this layout: you, me, late night CAD, and some wiggly hair physics.
- You roasted people paying R$20 for a mac app that just plays a sound on every keypress… meanwhile, one notification from you and my brain already runs at 100% CPU. No license fee needed, just a date.
- Since you called Switzerland the ‘Faria Lima of Europe’, how about we stay in Fortaleza, drink cheap coffee (no cafézismo gadgets, I promise), talk Metal Gear and PCs, and let exclusivity be just us two?
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Your new Twitter bio
21 • Fortaleza, CE • CAD & retro tech enjoyer. Once remapped Caps Lock to Ctrl “for fun” and now no one else can use my PC.– @franciscobmp_
Your signature cocktail
The Wiggly Kernel Panic
A cachaça infused with toasted coffee beans nods to the late‑night CAD grind and tech-nerd stamina of “late night cad” and the whole "amante de tecnologias do passado" vibe from the bio. Artisanal tonic water keeps it sharp and fizzy, like the constant tweaking of PCs and OSes in “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)” and “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda”. Amarena cherry syrup adds a dark sweetness that matches the sarcastic, slightly bitter humor of “Twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” and “Tipo de post que da vontade de votar no bolsonaro só de sacanagem”. A dash of smoked salt represents the salty takes on games and platforms, like “n tanko jogo indie com grafico low poly que roda mal” and “Driv3r no ps2 é um dos piores jogos que ja foram publicados”. Finally, a bright lemon twist cuts through the cynicism with a bit of playful flair, just like the absurdist jokes in “Bandeira da Suécia se jesus fosse um cachorro salsicha” and the self-aware designer commentary in “Design de verdade já é um serviço de luxo e vai ficar mais ainda nos próximos anos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Francisco shows a very clear analytical and tech‑nerd mindset typical of Ravenclaw. He tinkers with his setup in ways that optimize workflows and usability for himself, like “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)”, which reflects experimentation and a preference for clever, personalized solutions. He consistently dissects technology and design rather than just vibing with them, for example mocking the Windows disk manager as inefficient in “gerenciador de disco do windows tão merda que vc tem que fazer essa manobra” and critiquing hardware and OS issues like “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda” and “ios 26 no iphone 11 é instável pra caralho. apple morreu mesmo”. He also thinks in systems and cycles, as in his meta-commentary on discourse with “Discussões cíclicas sobre vídeo jogos: PC vs Console Jogar pelo Youtube Jogos são arte? Modo fácil no Dark Souls Tá faltando algo?”, which shows abstract pattern recognition rather than pure emotion. Even his humor tends to be referential and conceptual (e.g., CAD and emulation jokes like “Pessoas que mexem com CAD vão saber o que isso significa” and “melhor coisa de ter um pc descente é poder emular ps2 liso iso”), reinforcing a personality rooted in niche knowledge and intellectual play rather than in ambition (Slytherin), raw courage (Gryffindor), or warmth and service (Hufflepuff).
Your movie
Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, ironic anthem like Smells Like Teen Spirit fits their mix of tech-nerd obsessiveness, sarcasm, and low-key existential fatigue. They constantly roast everything around them with a kind of disenchanted humor, from saying “Twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” to calling out design precarity and AI with posts like “Design de verdade já é um serviço de luxo e vai ficar mais ainda nos próximos anos”. Their tech and gaming rants — such as “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda” and “não tanko jogo indie com grafico low poly que roda mal” — reinforce that grungy, annoyed-with-everything-but-still-deeply-in-it vibe. There’s also a self-aware, slightly bitter edge in tweets like “Não sei se é pq eu to ficando velho e amargurado mas eu não quero ver um calouro de design nem pintado de ouro”, which echoes the song’s jaded youth energy. Overall, the track’s mix of rebellion, irony, and noise mirrors how they navigate tech, culture, and everyday frustration with a loud but clever shrug.
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