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Your Simpsons character
The overall tone is irreverent, mischievous, and sarcastic, which aligns strongly with Bart Simpson. He constantly roasts tech, games, and systems in a playful, shitposty way, like when he says “twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” and “ios 26 no iphone 11 é instável pra caralho. apple morreu mesmo”. There’s also a very Bart-like delight in chaos and inconvenience, such as customizing his PC just to confuse others: “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)”. At the same time, he’s surprisingly observant about culture, tech, and class, mocking things like overpriced Mac software (“20 reais um pedaço de software que toca um arquivo de áudio toda vez que você aciona alguma tecla. Usuários de mac vão comprar qualquer porcaria mesmo não é possível”) and elitism in design or gaming. The mix of juvenile humor, trolling tone, and occasional sharp social commentary fits Bart far better than more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: tweets focus on games, CAD, operating systems, headphones and private grievances rather than parties or social hype, and their tone is more observer than entertainer, e.g. “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)”, which is a very solitary, nerdy optimization. Their posts lean strongly sensing (S) in content but with an analytical, pattern‑spotting flavor that fits a borderline N/S; they talk obsessively about concrete tech details and everyday material realities — Windows disk management, Linux trackpads, specific headphones, trackpad drivers, and monitor aspect ratios — like in “gerenciador de disco do windows tão merda que vc tem que fazer essa manobra” and “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda” — yet often extract meta-comments about markets, design as a luxury, and tech culture, hinting at an intuitive bent. The thinking (T) preference is very clear: their arguments are blunt, sarcastic, and principle-driven rather than tactful, as in “Pessoas que mexem com CAD vão saber o que isso significa” and especially “Vocês tem que entender que esse público, a gente perdeu. Ou gente se prostitui cobrando preços baixíssimos [...] ou a gente torce pro estouro da bolha da IA acontecer”, which is a cold market analysis rather than an emotional plea. Their humor and criticism show little concern for sparing feelings, e.g. “Twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” and “fãs de ordem vão engolir qualquer merda mesmo a mixagem tá péssima. parece radinho de pilha”. The perceiving (P) side appears in how they approach tech and life: lots of tinkering, late-night CAD, distro-hopping and key remapping with an experimental, somewhat chaotic style (“late night cad”, “deveria ter instalado a versão com KDE”, and the casually catastrophic “eu excluí a partição do disco com todos os meus jogos e saves dos emuladores. eu perdi tudo”). Putting this together — solitary and tech-immersed (I), concrete/techy but pattern-aware (leaning N from a heavy S domain), analytical and acerbic (T), and improvisational/experimental (P) — INTP is the closest overall fit to their online persona.

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21 • Fortaleza, CE • CAD & retro tech enjoyer. Once remapped Caps Lock to Ctrl “for fun” and now no one else can use my PC.– @franciscobmp_

Your signature cocktail
A cachaça infused with toasted coffee beans nods to the late‑night CAD grind and tech-nerd stamina of “late night cad” and the whole "amante de tecnologias do passado" vibe from the bio. Artisanal tonic water keeps it sharp and fizzy, like the constant tweaking of PCs and OSes in “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)” and “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda”. Amarena cherry syrup adds a dark sweetness that matches the sarcastic, slightly bitter humor of “Twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” and “Tipo de post que da vontade de votar no bolsonaro só de sacanagem”. A dash of smoked salt represents the salty takes on games and platforms, like “n tanko jogo indie com grafico low poly que roda mal” and “Driv3r no ps2 é um dos piores jogos que ja foram publicados”. Finally, a bright lemon twist cuts through the cynicism with a bit of playful flair, just like the absurdist jokes in “Bandeira da Suécia se jesus fosse um cachorro salsicha” and the self-aware designer commentary in “Design de verdade já é um serviço de luxo e vai ficar mais ainda nos próximos anos”.

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Francisco shows a very clear analytical and tech‑nerd mindset typical of Ravenclaw. He tinkers with his setup in ways that optimize workflows and usability for himself, like “fazendo com que meu pc seja insuportável de usar para qualquer pessoa que não seja eu mesmo (bindei o caps lock para ctrl e ctrl para capslock)”, which reflects experimentation and a preference for clever, personalized solutions. He consistently dissects technology and design rather than just vibing with them, for example mocking the Windows disk manager as inefficient in “gerenciador de disco do windows tão merda que vc tem que fazer essa manobra” and critiquing hardware and OS issues like “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda” and “ios 26 no iphone 11 é instável pra caralho. apple morreu mesmo”. He also thinks in systems and cycles, as in his meta-commentary on discourse with “Discussões cíclicas sobre vídeo jogos: PC vs Console Jogar pelo Youtube Jogos são arte? Modo fácil no Dark Souls Tá faltando algo?”, which shows abstract pattern recognition rather than pure emotion. Even his humor tends to be referential and conceptual (e.g., CAD and emulation jokes like “Pessoas que mexem com CAD vão saber o que isso significa” and “melhor coisa de ter um pc descente é poder emular ps2 liso iso”), reinforcing a personality rooted in niche knowledge and intellectual play rather than in ambition (Slytherin), raw courage (Gryffindor), or warmth and service (Hufflepuff).

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A chaotic, ironic anthem like Smells Like Teen Spirit fits their mix of tech-nerd obsessiveness, sarcasm, and low-key existential fatigue. They constantly roast everything around them with a kind of disenchanted humor, from saying “Twitter só tem gente burra, miserável e feia” to calling out design precarity and AI with posts like “Design de verdade já é um serviço de luxo e vai ficar mais ainda nos próximos anos”. Their tech and gaming rants — such as “mas ninguém fala que o suporte a trackpad no linux é uma merda” and “não tanko jogo indie com grafico low poly que roda mal” — reinforce that grungy, annoyed-with-everything-but-still-deeply-in-it vibe. There’s also a self-aware, slightly bitter edge in tweets like “Não sei se é pq eu to ficando velho e amargurado mas eu não quero ver um calouro de design nem pintado de ouro”, which echoes the song’s jaded youth energy. Overall, the track’s mix of rebellion, irony, and noise mirrors how they navigate tech, culture, and everyday frustration with a loud but clever shrug.

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