Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Celebrates friends’ achievements and shows pride in their success, like being happy about friends in university and a friend at UNIFESP in “AI QUE LINDO MEUS AMIGOS TUDO EM FACULDADES ai que orgulho da gente cara 😭😭😭😭” and “E o amigo de vcs ta na unifesp hein hein 🥳🥳🥳”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like comparing herself to Dona Hermínia in “Ai to me sentindo a dona herminia “quem fala isso é bixa”” and joking about government sites and apps in “PQ NENHUM SITO DO GOVERNO FUNCIONA PQP FDS LULA”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about anxiety, joy, and frustration, like her desperation over exams in “Se eu tiver fazendo tudo isso pra nada até os chineses vão escutar meu choro” and her excitement about going to the psychologist for a license in “Gente eu vou no psicólogo pra tirar carteira 😍”.
- Pop-culture savvy: Engages deeply with series and books, referencing Game of Thrones/ASOIAF, films, and memes, such as the Bloodraven and Valarr jokes in “Bloodraven se vc deixar o Valarr viver eu prometo eu que vou guardar ele no meu quarto na minha cama bjs 😘” and commentary on Truque de Mestre in “Acabei de ver truque de mestre três e to assim, os caba é bom demais”.
- Family-oriented: Talks about parents and relatives affectionately, like describing her mother and aunt gossiping in “Minha mãe e minha tia bem discretas falando mal dos outros na altura de uma jbl pqp 😍😍😍” and getting her mom to do ENEM in “Coloquei minha mãe pra fazer o enem 😍”.
Weaknesses:
- Catastrophic thinking: Uses extreme language about stress and setbacks, like saying life is not worth living after losing an earring in “Sai ontem e perdi meu brinco life is not worth living anymore 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️” and that even the Chinese will hear her crying if efforts are for nothing in “Se eu tiver fazendo tudo isso pra nada até os chineses vão escutar meu choro”.
- High anxiety: Shows intense worry around exams and results, like panicking about SISU timing in “Gente quando sai o resultado do SISU??? Que horas eu preciso de um tempo exato” and saying she is extremely screwed and desperate in “Mano eu estou extremamente fudida” and “Oi gente eu to entrando em desespero pqp”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Talks negatively about her own performance and choices, like calling her grade “nota mixuruca” and asking to be buried in “Ai que nota mixuruca pode me enterrar já pqp” and deeply regretting cutting her hair in “Ai eu fui tão burra 😭😭😭 não dei valor pra oq eu tinha 💔💔 #pfvoltacabelogrande”.
- Impulsive language: Uses intense or aggressive phrasing when frustrated, like cursing government services in “PQ NENHUM SITO DO GOVERNO FUNCIONA PQP FDS LULA” and reacting strongly to people and situations with “pqp” and insults in posts like “A surra no insuportável do leon pqp homi chato”.
- Judgmental tone: Sometimes speaks dismissively about others, like saying a girl can’t really be aroace because she’s too young in “A duda falando que é aroace tipo fia nem na puberdade vc entrou ainda da uma segurada nem tudo precisa de rótulos” and mocking appearances in trends in “realmente so tem canhão pqp estou orando por elas pq essas estão no mapa da fome”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re anxious, studious, and very future-focused, which lines up closely with Lisa Simpson. The user constantly stresses over exams and university admissions, e.g. worrying about SISU results and saying things like “Se eu tiver fazendo tudo isso pra nada até os chineses vão escutar meu choro”, which mirrors Lisa’s high-achieving, perfectionist side. They also show a mix of rational skepticism and curiosity about mystical things, saying “Queria muito acreditar em coisas místicas, signos tirar carta mas eles sempre me dão umas coisas que não combinam cmg”, similar to Lisa’s tendency to question beliefs while still being drawn to them emotionally. At the same time, they’re passionate about causes and media they love (Corinthians, Game of Thrones/ASOIAF characters, friends getting into college), reminiscent of Lisa’s intense fandoms and moral investments. The combination of academic drive, emotional intensity, and slightly dramatic but self-aware humor makes Lisa the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly reference friends, family and social situations, like celebrating everyone getting into college and proudly announcing their own result in tweets such as “AI QUE LINDO MEUS AMIGOS TUDO EM FACULDADES ai que orgulho da gente cara 😭😭😭😭” and the very public joy of being followed by someone in “Gente vcs não vão acreditar quem tá me seguindo hahahaha ai eu to morrendo”. Their humor and commentary show iNtuitive (N) pattern‑spotting and abstraction more than concrete detail, e.g. turning bad eyesight into a general life metaphor in “O mundo é oq vc quiser se vc tiver miopia e astigmatismo o suficiente” and comparing TV show evolutions in “A mesma linha de evolução de riverdale”. They are strongly Feeling (F)‑oriented: they react emotionally to events and focus on relationships, as in “AI QUE LINDO MEUS AMIGOS TUDO EM FACULDADES ai que orgulho da gente cara 😭😭😭😭” and their playful defense/critique of fictional characters in “O hate na diva que so mandou bastardo pra cova 🙄”, driven more by attachment than by detached logic. Finally, they skew Perceiving (P): they often complain about uncertainty, changing plans and last‑minute stress (SISU results, ENEM, government sites not working), like “Gente quando sai o resultado do SISU??? Que horas eu preciso de um tempo exato” and “Oi gente eu to entrando em desespero pqp”, showing a flexible, reactive style rather than a rigidly structured one. Altogether, an energetic, expressive, emotionally driven, and spontaneous online presence fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the world is whatever you want it to be if you have enough myopia and astigmatism… so if we both forget our glasses, can we just agree we’re each other’s 10/10 and go get coffee?
- You crying over SISU, Enem, cut-off scores and still ending up ‘the note de corte’… I kind of want to be like your dream med school: hard to get in, but once you’re in, you never want to leave.
- As a fellow ‘ours is the fury’ believer: if Cersei is back, Tyrion is your fave, and you’re defending every morally grey Targaryen twink, then statistically speaking you’re overdue to adopt one more problematic character… me.
- You went from ‘I’m extremely screwed, I’m desperate’ to ‘my friends all in uni, God is father, not stepfather’ and ‘your friend is at UNIFESP’—that’s exactly the kind of resilience I want next to me when life feels like a government website that never loads.
- You: ‘I really want to believe in mystical things but they never match me, they don’t sell the fish.’ Me: I don’t know about tarot, but every sign I see points to you, me, a beach day, and a lulu running around our towels.
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Med student in progress, miopic dreamer, part-time Naboo beach critic. Once studied so hard for SISU I forgot where I hid my own laptop.– @franhrer
Your signature cocktail
Ours Is the Fury Fizz
This drink runs on pure exam-season adrenaline, like when they said “Mano eu estou extremamente fudida” and “Oi gente eu to entrando em desespero pqp”, so the cachaça gets a coffee infusion to keep the chaos going. Guava juice makes it bright and tropical for the girl who tweets “Oi to na praia” and manifests sun even when she’s just saying “Oi quero praia”. Sparkling water adds the bubbly drama of someone who can go from “Deus é pai não é padrasto beijos 🥳🥳🥳🥳” to full meltdown about SISU in one timeline scroll. Lime juice cuts through with sharp sarcasm worthy of a Baratheon who declares in the bio “ours is the fury” and cheers “Welcome back cersei Lannister 🥰🥰” in this tweet. The dash of chili tincture is for the extra spice she brings when dragging apps, signs, or strangers’ ages, like in “Se eu tiver fazendo tudo isso pra nada até os chineses vão escutar meu choro” and “eu conheço alguém que ta mentindo a idade”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a very strong Gryffindor energy: loud, impulsive, and dramatic courage in the face of stress. When dealing with exams and results, they lean into intense, almost theatrical bravery, e.g. asking “Gente quem vai ver minha nota por mim amanhã eu que não vou” and “Quem vai se matar cmg amanhã hein hein”, which reads as anxious but also bold, using humor to face fear. They are fiercely protective and combative about their fandom opinions, like defending a controversial character with “EI??! O hate na diva que so mandou bastardo pra cova 🙄” and passionately reacting to media and characters throughout their timeline. Their House Baratheon-style bio “ours is the fury” and tweets like “Bloodraven se vc deixar o Valarr viver eu prometo eu que vou guardar ele no meu quarto na minha cama bjs 😘” and “Levém o Rogerio e o Rodrigo pra a ohmori acabar” show a hot‑blooded, confrontational temperament typical of Gryffindors. They’re also openly emotional and loyal to friends, celebrating them loudly with “AI QUE LINDO MEUS AMIGOS TUDO EM FACULDADES ai que orgulho da gente cara 😭😭😭😭”, which matches Gryffindor’s big-hearted, demonstrative style more than the quieter dedication of Hufflepuff. Overall, the mix of impulsive bravery, high drama, and willingness to loudly take sides points most strongly to Gryffindor.
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Your song
Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
A playful, chaotic, and resilient vibe runs through their timeline, which fits Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off perfectly. They balance stress and self‑deprecating humor about exams and SISU, like when they said “Se eu tiver fazendo tudo isso pra nada até os chineses vão escutar meu choro”, but keep going anyway. Their timeline is full of dramatic overreactions used as comedy—“Mano eu estou extremamente fudida” and “life is not worth living anymore 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️”—which mirrors the song’s theme of laughing off chaos and criticism. They’re also very pop‑culture aware and loud about their fandoms, like “Welcome back cersei Lannister 🥰🥰” and their Baratheon-themed bio "ours is the fury," reinforcing that larger‑than‑life, main‑character energy. Overall, Shake It Off matches their mix of anxiety, humor, and refusal to let setbacks ruin their mood for long.
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