FrankieVII
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant: They spot small technical and cultural details — e.g., 'Audio quality Pitch corrected vocals... Once you clock it, you can always tell.' — which shows a keen eye for nuance.
- Courageous: They call out bad behavior directly like 'A gay man posted a lovely romantic dinner with his boyfriend, and you freaks bullied him...' demonstrating willingness to defend others publicly.
- Witty: Their short punchy lines and recurring motifs such as '🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️' and 'Survivor truthers win again 🫰🏾' show playfulness and comedic timing.
- Loyal to culture: They defend artistic credit and Black musical history, as in 'You know they never want to give Créole her due credit,' showing cultural stewardship.
- Direct communicator: They don't mince words — tweets like 'Are you dumb?' and 'The fuck would I respect them for?' show a blunt, no-nonsense style.
Weaknesses:
- Bluntness: Their blunt tone ('Are you dumb?') can come off harsh and alienate more sensitive followers.
- Sardonic cynicism: Frequent sarcasm and mockery ('See what happens when people don't have real problems in their lives?') may be perceived as negativity.
- Short-form judgments: Quick dismissals of fandoms or people ('South Africans love awful people, so this tracks 😭') risk oversimplifying complex issues.
- Hot takes frequency: Constant commenting and takes increase chances of getting into online arguments — the timeline is full of rapid call-outs and snark.
- Collectible obsession: Their strong desire for rare items ('The way I would sell my soul for this vinyl') can fuel impulsive spending or regret.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits because, like Frankie, she is culturally literate, morally outraged at injustice, and unafraid to be the lone voice calling out hypocrisy — Frankie tweets defending people ('A gay man posted... and you freaks bullied him') and correcting cultural history ('You know they never want to give Créole her due credit'). Lisa's mix of intellect, moralism, and occasional sarcasm mirrors Frankie's combination of informed critique and biting humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Frankie reads as an ENTP — an argumentative, idea-driven, socially agile critic. Extraverted: they actively engage and react across many tweets and quoted threads (they're constantly posting and replying). Intuitive: they connect patterns and narratives ('You know the twitter birds love a good false narrative', 'See how y'all are ruining people's lives with all this AI shit?'), looking beyond surface facts. Thinking: their evaluations center on logic and critique rather than emotion ('Audio quality Pitch corrected vocals... Once you clock it, you can always tell.'). Perceiving: they prefer quick takes, flexible stances, and improvisational commentary ('Right. Right.' and many short reactions) rather than long, planned statements. The timeline is full of rapid, contrarian, witty takes that ENTPs excel at.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a vinyl, I'd live in the record store just to be near you — 'The way I would sell my soul for this vinyl 😭😭😭' proves I'm not playing.
- Are you an AI pic? Because even fake versions can't capture that real vibe — and you already said 'See how y'all are ruining people's lives with all this AI shit?' so I know you appreciate authenticity.
- You can keep your R5000 rarities, give me one conversation with you and a candle or two '🕯️🕯️🕯️' and I'm sold.
- Touching grass with you sounds better than any timeline tea — your 'touching grass' location plus live-show energy means we'd actually have fun offline.
- I won't be performative about my feelings — I'll delete nothing and still tell you you're the best thing I've collected this year.
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Frankie ✌🏾 | pop-culture forensic: calling out fake narratives, defending Black music history & vinyl obsession | Candles, receipts, and live-show energy | Based in SA — touching grass, always tweeting– @FrankieVII
Your signature cocktail
Candles & Vinyl
The 'Candles & Vinyl' blends warmth, edge and nostalgia — dark rum for the smoky sarcasm they serve ('When she channels her inner 🚬'), cold-brew espresso for late-night obsession over rare vinyl ('The way I would sell my soul for this vinyl 😭😭😭'), and cherry liqueur for the bittersweet pop-culture sentiment. The smoked cinnamon nods to the recurring '🕯️' candles they use as a signature. It's a drink for someone who savors physical culture and hot takes alike.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Frankie often stands up publicly for marginalized people and challenges dishonest narratives, which reads as courageous and confrontational: 'A gay man posted a lovely romantic dinner with his boyfriend, and you freaks bullied him...'. They also call out performative outrage and defend artists' legacies—actions that take backbone in a loud internet environment. Their willingness to call out stans and media fakery ('You know the twitter birds love a good false narrative') shows moral boldness rather than cautious calculation. While they prize truth like a Ravenclaw, the blunt, justice-driven interventions push them into Gryffindor territory.
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Your song
No Scrubs - TLC
TLC's 'No Scrubs' matches Frankie's blunt dismissal of bad behavior and fake status — their stance on cheating ('Cheating is disgusting, but the way y'all act like cheaters are war criminals is so...') and disdain for performative culture syncs with the song's refusal to tolerate nonsense or phoniness in relationships and status.
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