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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, irreverent, and always cracking unhinged jokes while still being oddly affectionate to their friends. Their gremlin humor and love of saying outrageous stuff for the bit—like “fuck apple i hope steve jobs dies 🖕🖕🖕” and “house episode where a guy drinks a girl's pee as medical research”—fit Bart’s prankster, boundary‑pushing vibe. They also revel in causing theatrical drama in a playful way, e.g. “santa didn't get me the academy is tickets so i blocked william beckett” and “hey guys , new santa here 😄 ... everyone on the naughty list now gets airstrikes sent to them instead of coal”, which feels very Bart plotting some over-the-top bit. Like Bart, they’re loud about their hyperfixations and fandoms, from “i got the frank belt 🦄🦄🦄🦄” to “i got geeked before going into hot topic & started loudly singing along when saturday by fob started playing. i do not fear showing joy & excitement in public”. Even when they admit they’re not doing well and ask oomfs for pet pics, as in “hi guys im not doing well can u please comment under this with any pets u have please & rhank u🥹🩷”, it echoes Bart’s occasional glimpses of vulnerability under all the chaos. Overall, they’re mischievous, loud, and emotionally sincere under the shitposting exterior—very Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with oomfs, ask for engagement and help, and enjoy public excitement, e.g. openly recounting singing in Hot Topic in “i got geeked before going into hot topic & started loudly singing along when saturday by fob started playing. i do not fear showing joy & excitement in public because im Awesoem amen”, plus self‑promotion posts like “🦄 … ♡ / ↻ to become oomfs with me....ifb 🥹 .ᐟ”. Their humor and interests are highly conceptual and fandom‑meta, suggesting Intuition: they riff on ideas like "house episode where a guy drinks a girl's pee as medical research" in “house episode where a guy drinks a girl's pee as medical research” and invent absurd scenarios like the reworked Christmas system in “hey guys , new santa here 😄 here are some new changes i've made to christmas…”, focusing more on possibilities than concrete details. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic: they center values, affection for bands, and emotional reactions, e.g. “hi guys im not doing well can u please comment under this with any pets u have please & rhank u🥹🩷” and intense stan reactions like “TO BE LOVED TO BE LOVED WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR…”, as well as strong moral statements about proshippers and Epstein. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about missing "folie à deux day" in “i missed folie à deux day dude FUCK my chyd ass life”, talk about losing their Apple Pencil then just switching mediums in “oc art in my sketchbook because apparently my brother LOST my apple pencil hello”, and frequently post impulsive, in‑the‑moment thoughts like “i just created some BUUUULLLSHIT”. Taken together—highly social, idea‑driven, emotionally expressive, and chaotic‑spontaneous—the profile best fits ENFP.

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Frankie/Jade · 19 · artist & professional band enjoyer. Once got banned from IG, still made it to Korn + PTV. Here for MCR/FOB/PTV talk & bad layouts.– @frankyuriero

Your signature cocktail
This drink is hyper, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like them yelling “geeked vs locked in” and proudly announcing “im gay and i like farts”. The blue raspberry lemonade vodka and electric blue brisk reduction reference their love of neon sugar and that one very specific joy: “i love guzzling the blue brisk in my mouth to make my tongue blue”. Sour cherry energy drink keeps it loud and wired, like someone who will tweet “fuck apple i hope steve jobs dies 🖕🖕🖕” and then immediately pivot to band brainrot. The cotton candy glitter syrup is the unicorn-scene aesthetic distilled, matching posts like “pfps 🦄🦄🦄🦄✨🩷” and their sparkly intro thread. Finally, a splash of hard apple cider over crushed ice nods to drawing on their 3DS and losing their Apple Pencil (“oc art in my sketchbook because apparently my brother LOST my apple pencil hello”)—it’s a little messy, a little bitter, but still sweet enough to keep you coming back.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads as loud, impulsive, and confrontational in a way that fits Gryffindor best. They’re very willing to state hard-line moral stances bluntly, like calling out proshippers in “u can tell when a proshipper genuinely thinks they deserve to live” and “waycest shippers KYS” in “i need to start reading ppls strawpages before following them back dude waycest shippers KYS”, which shows a brash, charge-first approach to defending their values. They joke aggressively about people and issues — e.g. “we used to kill people with hammers for opinions like this” and the mock-dictator energy of “everyone on the naughty list now gets airstrikes sent to them instead of coal” — displaying a fearless, chaotic temperament rather than cautious diplomacy. They’re emotionally demonstrative and dramatic about music and fandom (like “TO BE LOVED TO BE LOVED WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR…”), suggesting the big-hearted intensity Gryffindors are known for. While they show creativity in art and layouts, the dominant traits are boldness, impulsive honesty, and a tendency to publicly “charge into battle” over opinions, which aligns more with Gryffindor than with the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff.

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The chaotic, hyper-online, and extremely bandom-coded vibe of Thnks fr th Mmrs fits them perfectly. They literally introduce themselves as “frankie / jade” and list “#mcrtwt #fobtwt #ptvtwt” in their promo post, showing how deep they are in 2000s emo/alt band culture: “🦄 ... frankie / jade ... #mcrtwt #fobtwt #ptvtwt #hstwt #korntwt idk hi”. The song’s mix of bitterness, drama, and theatrical flair mirrors tweets like “we used to kill people with hammers for opinions like this” and “u girls are awesome...LYYY HORRIBLE i hate u kys GIRL POWER 🫶✨☮️🚺!!!!”, where they lean into over-the-top, darkly funny melodrama. Their obsession with FOB-era aesthetics and scene nostalgia shows up constantly, from dreaming that “fob had COMPLETELY wiped any trace of folie a deux off the internet” to celebrating missing “folie à deux day”: “last night i dreamed that i couldn't remember this song's name... fob had COMPLETELY wiped any trace of folie a deux off the internet” and “i missed folie à deux day dude FUCK my chyd ass life”. Thnks fr th Mmrs is theatrically emo, self-aware, and a little unhinged—exactly like their timeline.

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