Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Frequently names and tracks feelings clearly, like in feeling conflicted about school ending and adulthood in “queria tanto acabar a escola mas agr q to quase me formando to com medo…” and reflecting that “pensando agora 2023 foi um ano incrível…”.
- Humorous self‑expression: Uses dark and situational humor to cope, such as joking about the cold and power outage in “VAI SE FODER ta tipo 5 graus…” and the weekly meltdown in “aquele surto semanal e o medo de morrer sozinha”.
- Creative aesthetic: Shows interest in specific aesthetics and fandoms, like wanting more ghost–human romances in “quero mais fantasmas e humanos namorando !!”, sharing fanfics in “vou ler fanfic q ganho mais…”, and curating strawpage links in “fiz um strawpage novo olhem”.
- Caring about animals: Shows concern for pets’ well‑being, like being worried about the cats during fireworks in “meus gatos tao assustados tao soltando fogos…” and describing the stressed cats during the family’s flood evacuation in “meu irmao trouxe o gato dele aq pra casa…”.
- Socially longing: Openly expresses desire for connection and friends, as in “qm é? vamos ser pfv sou carente de amigos” and missing past friendships in “pensando agora 2023 foi um ano incrível… agr nao tenho nada e ngm”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive thoughts: Mentions extreme reactions and self‑harm imagery, like wanting to traumatize someone by self‑harm in “fico com vontade de me matar na frente dela…” and intense loneliness in “aquele surto semanal e o medo de morrer sozinha”.
- Physical self‑neglect: Talks about skipping or misusing health care, like considering forced vomiting to feel better in “pensando em forçar vomito pra ver se melhoro” and noticing how not taking meds affects them in “deus nao tomar os remédios me deixa horrível”.
- Harsh communication: Expresses anger in very aggressive ways, such as wishing harm on a church in “quwria q caísse uma bomba nessa igreja dos infernos” and telling someone off in “sempre estarei aqui o caralho ne sua puta”.
- Persistent negativity: Often focuses on what’s wrong—city, school, social life—like calling their region a ‘fim de mundo’ in “eu amo morar no rs… mas pqp nao tem nada nesse fim de mundo” and regretting a ‘wasted’ adolescence in “me arrependo tanto de ter desperdiçado minha adolescência…”.
- Anxiety sensitivity: Reports strong anxiety and physical stress over relatively small triggers, as in “to nervosa tipo to quase vomitando por absolutamente nada” and feeling uneasy without clear reason in “nn sei pq isso ta me deixando ansiosa e com uma sensação ruim”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they oscillate between feeling overwhelmed by people and lonely in their own space, as shown when they say “me sinto meio depressivo na escola de noite pq nao tem ngm mas de manha me sinto sufocada com muita gente”. They overthink relationships and communication, similar to Lisa’s sensitivity and frustration with others’ emotional opacity, as in “odeio gente que nao fala quando algo ta incomodando ela e fica agindo estranho…” and “vcs nao tem ideia do odio que eu sinto quanto to tentando falar com alguem e a pessoa ignora e sai andando…”. There’s also a strong sense of regret and existential dread about growing up, echoing Lisa’s frequent crises: “me arrependo tanto de ter desperdiçado minha adolescência…” and “queria tanto acabar a escola mas agr q to quase me formando to com medo… medo de ficar adulto”. At the same time, they have a creative, fandom-loving side (fanfic, music, niche interests) and a sharp, sometimes dark humor, much like Lisa’s combination of intellect, passion, and melancholy. They don’t fit the chaotic prankster energy of Bart or the checked‑out vibe of Homer; they read as a more modern, online, goth-leaning version of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I): they frequently mention being alone or isolated, like “me arrependo tanto de ter desperdiçado minha adolescência queria nn ter passado a vida dentro de um quarto sozinha” and “me sinto meio depressivo na escola de noite pq nao tem ngm mas de manha me sinto sufocada com muita gente”, showing overstimulation with crowds and a preference for quieter environments. Their interests and complaints are grounded in feelings, aesthetics, and imagination rather than concrete practicality, pointing to intuition (N): they talk about vampires and ghosts in romantic/fictional terms like “quero mais fantasmas e humanos namorando !!” and reflect on life meaning and regret in “pensando agora 2023 foi um ano incrível… agr nao tenho nada e ngm”. They clearly lead with feeling (F) over thinking: conflicts are framed in emotional language and moral reactions, such as “vcs nao tem ideia do odio que eu sinto quanto to tentando falar com alguem e a pessoa ignora… fico com vontade de me matar na frente dela pra traumatizar pro resto da vida” and “odeio gente que nao fala quando algo ta incomodando ela… a pessoa prefere se afastar a conversar”. Their lifestyle is spontaneous, messy, and reactive rather than structured, which fits perceiving (P): they stay up late without planning (“caralho porra ja são 2h”), forget food on the stove (“esqueci o pinhao no fogo a água secou e queimou”), and complain about school and adulthood anxiety rather than presenting plans (“queria tanto acabar a escola mas agr q to quase me formando to com medo… medo de ficar adulto”). Overall, an INFP profile matches their introspective regret about the past, emotional intensity, imaginative/fictional focus, and unstructured, feeling-driven way of dealing with daily life.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you regret ‘wasting your adolescence inside a bedroom,’ we can fix that: I’ll show up at your door with fanfic recs, pão caseiro, and a playlist that *isn’t* rock de tiozão, and we’ll call it character development instead of regret.
- You said Twilight ruined vampires, but I promise I’d treat you better than Edward: no sparkling, just a gaucho vampire who brings you hot water when the luz cai and worships you like the last blanket in a 5ºC blackout.
- You’re scared of finishing school and becoming an adult, anxious, feeling like an impostor, and listening to a ‘diabolic song’ on loop—honestly that’s the most relatable lore ever. If you want, I can be the annoying friend who reminds you you’re not alone every time your brain tries to gaslight you.
- You want more ghosts dating humans, you sleep to horror stories, and you love shaky photos… so when we go out, I’ll take a blurry picture of us looking like a cursed couple, then haunt your strawpage like the simp poltergeist I was clearly meant to be.
- Your cat rosnando at the other gato during the apocalyptic frio, you taking banho de canequinha, Festa Junina almost cancelada by chuva, and still you joke about it all—if surviving RS chaos were an Olympic sport, you’d have gold, and I’d be in the crowd holding a ‘marry me misty!!’ banner.
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Student in the cold south, horror fan & chronic overthinker. Once burned pinhão by forgetting the pot—now I remember everything except my homework.– @frankzumbi
Your signature cocktail
Misty Night Feral Fizz
This cocktail is strong but still a little soft around the edges, like someone who says “pensando em forçar vomito pra ver se melhoro” and then decides “vou ler fanfic q ganho mais q ficar me lamentando”. The cachaça with toasted pinhão nods to their life in Rio Grande do Sul and domestic chaos, from “ai gente pelo amor de deus 2k pra uma viagem de escola isso nao rola” to “esqueci o pinhao no fogo a água secou e queimou”. Chilled chimarrão gives a regional, nocturnal energy boost that fits “caralho porra ja são 2h” and “to morredo de sono vou dormir” while still feeling cozy. Blackberry syrup adds a dark, moody sweetness for the drama of “aquele surto semanal e o medo de morrer sozinha” and the romantic chaos of “quero mais fantasmas e humanos namorando !!”. Smoke bitters capture the cold, end-of-the-world vibe of “uma ventania um frio desgraçado to no apocalipse” and power outages like “VAI SE FODER ta tipo 5 graus com sensação de 2 e falta luz bem quando eu to tomando banho”. Finally, a pinch of rock salt represents the sharp, petty honesty of “sempre estarei aqui o caralho ne sua puta” and the hatred for fake people in “odeio gente que nao fala quando algo ta incomodando ela”, giving the drink just enough bite to feel real.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong longing for stable, reciprocal relationships and community, which aligns well with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty and connection. For example, they get deeply hurt by being ignored, saying they feel such rage they "feel like killing myself in front of them to traumatize them for life", and they vent about people who won’t communicate and would rather drift away than resolve small conflicts, in “I hate people who don't say when something is bothering them… the person prefers to walk away instead of talking about stupid things that 5 minutes would have solved”. They’re very emotionally invested in friendships, regretting not having enjoyed the ones they had in “2023 was an incredible year… I had many friends and at the time I didn’t see it… now I have nothing and no one”, and openly admit being "needy for friends", which shows how much they value bonds over status or achievement. Their everyday complaints about chores and responsibilities – like "damn the day I learned to make bread now my parents never give me a break" – and worries about adulthood and finishing school reflect a grounded, hard‑working but anxious temperament rather than overt ambition or a hero complex. While there’s some cynicism and anger, it’s mostly reactive to feeling overlooked or mistreated; at their core they want simple fairness, communication, and companionship, which are very Hufflepuff values.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures regret about adolescence, depression, and feeling out of place. They explicitly express deep frustration with how their teenage years are going, saying they "me arrependo tanto de ter desperdiçado minha adolescência queria nn ter passado a vida dentro de um quarto sozinha" and later fear becoming an adult even though school brought them nothing good: "queria tanto acabar a escola mas agr q to quase me formando to com medo… medo de ficar adulto". The darker intrusive thoughts and intense anger fit the song’s themes of self-destructive feelings and loneliness, like when they write "vcs nao tem ideia do odio que eu sinto… fico com vontade de me matar na frente dela pra traumatizar pro resto da vida" and "aquele surto semanal e o medo de morrer sozinha". They also have a strong sense of alienation from others and their environment, for example "eu amo morar no rs… mas pqp nao tem nada nesse fim de mundo" and feeling bad in both crowded and empty school: "me sinto meio depressivo na escola de noite… de manha me sinto sufocada". All of this lines up with Teen Idle’s core emotions: mourning a youth that feels wasted, romanticizing what could have been, and wrestling with mental health and identity.
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