Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Commodity Knowledge: Shares detailed stats on cement, steel, plastic and ammonia production in multiple posts.
- Community Engagement: Interacts with followers via quotes, memes, emojis and frequent podcast promotion.
- Consistent Content: Posts regular market updates, weekly podcast episodes and portfolio performance snapshots.
- Simplifies Complexity: Uses life‑hack tips like calling a bet an “asymmetrisk bet” to explain finance concepts.
- Enthusiastic Investor: Shows high energy about trades, e.g., “Botten is in” and “Trumpen till undsättning.”
Weaknesses:
- Repetitive Posts: Repeats the same 1/19 cement‑steel‑plastic‑ammonia thread many times.
- Profanity Use: Frequent profanity such as “jävla” and “fistad” appears in many tweets.
- Shallow Analysis: Many tweets consist only of ticker symbols or hype without deeper commentary.
- Language Inconsistency: Mixes Swedish and English, sometimes within the same tweet, reducing clarity.
- Sensationalism: Relies on hype phrases like “SHORT NASDAQ ALL HAIL CHINESE AI SURPREMACY” over substantive insight.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is the perfect match for Fabian because both are mischievous, risk‑loving, and love to stir up controversy. Fabian’s motto “No crying in the casino” and his frequent bragging about short‑selling Nasdaq (“SHORT NASDAQ ALL HAIL CHINESE AI SURPREMACY”) echo Bart’s rebellious attitude and love for breaking the rules. His self‑deprecating humor (“Det är så jävla över 😩” and “Dags för den årliga förnedringsritualen igen !”) mirrors Bart’s sarcastic, ‘eat my shorts’ style. Fabian’s obsession with raw‑material ‘critical metals’ and his meme‑filled posts about Trump (“Trumpen till undsättning 🫡”) show the same playful, meme‑driven language that Bart uses to mock authority. Finally, his mix of serious data (e.g., the “1/19) Cement, stål, plast, och ammoniak…” thread) with goofy rankings (“Mina favoritråvaror idag: 3. Silver 2. Guld 1. Torkad Mango”) reflects Bart’s blend of cleverness and goofiness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Fabian shows extraverted behavior by frequently engaging with followers and promoting his podcast, e.g., '100 likes och jag lämnar podden!' and 'Jag gästade hans podd i helgen.' He processes information concretely, often sharing raw data like '1/19) Cement, stål, plast, och ammoniak… 4.5mdr ton cement...' but also looks for future patterns, as in 'Inom 2 år kommer all media som du konsumerar vara ai slop.' His decision‑making is clearly analytical and logical, focusing on numbers and strategic bets: 'Dom köpte vad för 12x ebit??' and the concept of an 'asymmetric bet.' Finally, his structured approach to market cycles and reporting – 'Årssammanfattning 2025' and 'Rapportperiod igen då' – indicates a judging preference. Overall, these traits align with an ENTJ profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re the cement in my life—without you everything would crumble, just like you said about the modern pillars of society.
- Your favorite raw materials are silver, gold, and dried mango; how about we trade a date for a bite of mango and a sparkle of silver in each other's eyes?
- No crying in the casino, but I’m willing to gamble my heart on you—if I lose I’ll buy you a dry mango, if I win you become my personal market maker.
- Just like $CAT’s 12% power‑generation surge, you’ve sparked a surge in my heart rate—let’s fuel this with some critical‑metal chemistry.
- Your Market Makers pod has me hooked; want to be the special guest who makes my heart skip a beat and my portfolio go bullish on love?
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Your new Twitter bio
Raw‑material investor, macro‑talk podcaster & mango‑loving trader. I once let a mango decide my next stock pick. Sharing commodity insights. 🌍📈– @Franzen_Fabian
Your signature cocktail
Cement & Mango Fusion
This cocktail mixes the industrial grit of activated charcoal (representing cement, steel, plastic and ammonia – "Cement, stål, plast, och ammoniak är pelarna för det moderna samhället.") with the sweet tang of mango puree, a nod to his favorite "Mina favoritråvaror idag: 3. Silver 2. Guld 1. Torkad Mango." The silver tequila stands for his love of precious metals, echoing his exasperated tweet "Det är så jävla över" while watching silver and gold. A splash of ginger beer adds the energy of data centers and power generation, as he notes "Caterpillar $CAT upp 12% igår pga stark tillväxt i power generation tjänster till datacenter." Finally, orange bitters give a bright, plastic‑like sparkle, reflecting his bold "No crying in the casino" swagger and the daring of "Trumpen till undsättning 🫡".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Fabian frequently boasts about high‑return strategies and seeks to outwit the market, as seen in "Hade man suttit 50/50 i $CHEF & $NELLY i år hade portföljen varit +200% YTD…" and he celebrates bold, opportunistic moves like "Jag röstar på mannen som smällde in hela portföljen i ett sketet matkassebolag som nästan konkat och skapade generational wealth på 3 år 🫡🫡🫡". He often uses aggressive language such as "Trumpen till undsättning 🫡" and "SHORT NASDAQ ALL HAIL CHINESE AI SURPREMACY", signaling a desire for power and dominance. While he shares data on commodities, his primary focus is on gaining advantage and wealth, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition and cunning. Therefore his house is Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
Fabian’s bio declares "No crying in the casino 🎙@marketmakerspod" and his stream of tweets shows a gambler‑like attitude toward the markets, from bragging about "Långar kritiska metaller. Långar inte bolaget som bokstavligen heter critical metals $CRML" to calling a day "Det är så jävla över". He constantly evaluates when to hold or fold positions, as seen in his focus on raw‑material stocks like "Mina favoritråvaror idag: 3. Silver 2. Guld 1. Torkad Mango". The iconic lyric from Kenny Rogers’s "The Gambler" – "You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em" – mirrors Fabian’s market‑making strategy of timing trades and staying stoic. Thus, the classic country anthem about a cool, unemotional gambler perfectly captures his "no crying in the casino" mantra and his relentless pursuit of profit in commodities and critical metals.
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