
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They resemble Lisa Simpson most: emotionally intense, politically engaged, creative, and frequently anxious but principled. Like Lisa, they care about politics and get frustrated with ignorance, as in “me julgaram por estar lendo sobre política mas eu to fazendo mais do que muito adolecente burro que começou a votar agora…” and “esses brasileiros burros sabem que se continuar assim, os próximos são a gente né?”. They’re deeply artistic and attached to their creations and fandoms, similar to Lisa with her sax and causes: see “preciso desenhar”, “quando você ta criando um personagem gostoso pra caralho mas nos seus olhos ele tem q continuar sendo seu bebezinho protegido”, and their obsession with MCR in “mcr mcr mcr mcr mcr mcr”. Their anxiety and sense of not quite fitting in also echo Lisa, like “junto com minha ansiedade pro show eu tenho o medo e a espera do pior depois dessa tour” and “quando vc não é o favorito de ninguém”. At the same time, their sarcastic, sometimes aggressive humor—“taca uma bomba nessa desgraça” and “vocês querem que eles não voltem nunca mesmo. sinalizador num show do mcr é tipo querer abrir mosh no show da sabrina carpenter porra”—fits Lisa’s more jaded, teenage-fandom version rather than a purely sweet character like Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they frequently mention anxiety and not interacting with people, like wanting to find people in line but not talking to anyone (“preciso achar pessoas na fila no dia 5 (superior) pq eu não to interagindo com NINGUÉM 💔”) and feeling judged or drained by others (“as vezes eu sinto dor fisica lendo a mensagens de um certo grupo de amigos meus”). Their interests and expressions suggest Intuition over Sensing: they’re immersed in fandoms, OC creation, and RPG worldbuilding (“quando você ta criando um personagem gostoso pra caralho mas nos seus olhos ele tem q continuar sendo seu bebezinho protegido”; “não gosto de escrever sobre meu rpg mas quando eu escrevo eu sinto q se eu tivesse um rabo de cachorro eu abanaria ele”), which are imaginative and conceptual rather than concrete-detail focused. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: their political and moral stances are framed in emotional and value‑laden language, such as anger at people supporting a politician they see as unjust (“me julgaram por estar lendo sobre política mas eu to fazendo mais do que muito adolecente burro…”) and frustration at racism and being threatened over it (“sera que tão me ameaçando de morte por não gostar de racista? ᗒ﹏ᗕ”). Their lifestyle and tone point to Perceiving over Judging: they tweet about procrastination and struggling to follow through (“primeiro mês de 2026 se eu deixar pra amanhã eu nunca mais faço”), chaotic sleep and food habits (“vou dormir pois essa sera minha ultima noite de sono”; “as vezes 1 copo de coca é almoço”), and strong in‑the‑moment emotional swings rather than structured planning. Taken together—introverted, imaginative/fandom-focused, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—the profile best fits INFP.

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Any pronouns • MCR-obsessed gremlin in Frank Iero’s guitar case • draws weird little guys & overthinks setlists • once lived a week on coffee and fandom– @freakshinghoul

Your signature cocktail
This drink hits like the countdown to the MCR show: a silver tequila shot for their chaotic, screaming-in-caps energy about concerts and setlists, like “mal posso esperar essa no allianz eu quero LATIR TAO ALTO COM ESSA” and “junto com minha ansiedade pro show eu tenho o medo e a espera do pior depois dessa tour”. The spiced cherry cola reduction nods to their emo/punk sweetness with a burn, echoing fandom love in “mcr mcr mcr mcr mcr mcr” and affectionate chaos like “durmi pensando neles e acordei pensando neles”. Lime juice with a pinch of salt captures their sharp, salty commentary about politics and people, as in “me julgaram por estar lendo sobre política mas eu to fazendo mais do que muito adolecente burro…” and “vocês querem que eles não voltem nunca mesmo. sinalizador num show do mcr é tipo querer abrir mosh no show da sabrina carpenter porra”. The activated charcoal ice cube is their black-humored, slightly self-destructive artist side, from “as vezes 1 copo de coca é almoço” to “pqp eu preciso tomar mais água”, and their love of strange, dark creations hinted in the bio “desenho umas coisas estranhas as vezes.” Finally, the red glitter sugar rim is pure theater-kid-from-hell heart: dramatic, shiny, and a little unhinged, just like “eu vou morrer de ansiedade eu não aguento mais 2 semanas não” and their gleeful chaos over characters and ships in “que vontade de desenhar homens se beijando”. This cocktail is strong, a bit bitter, unapologetically emo, and absolutely made to be sipped while yelling along to "Three Cheers" as if it were the first time, like in “eu quero ouvir three cheers for sweet revenge como se fosse a primeira vez de novo”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a strong tendency to openly stand up for their beliefs, even when it’s confrontational or risky, which is very Gryffindor-coded. For example, they angrily call out racist sympathizers and mock death threats in “um comentário privado, sera que tão me ameaçando de morte por não gostar de racista? ᗒ﹏ᗕ” and criticize voters supporting a far-right politician in “me julgaram por estar lendo sobre política mas eu to fazendo mais do que muito adolecente burro que começou a votar agora e vai votar no filho do bolsobosta…”. Their language is impulsive, dramatic, and combative, like in “taca uma bomba nessa desgraça” and “vocês querem que eles não voltem nunca mesmo. sinalizador num show do mcr é tipo querer abrir mosh no show da sabrina carpenter porra”, showing a quick, fiery reaction to perceived injustice or stupidity. They also show a kind of protective, fan-hero energy about MCR, threatening to chase down Chilean fans over a song choice in “se a gente não tiver Heaven Help Us, pode deixar guardado, eu vou ir atrás dos chilenos e eu vou CHORAR na frente da casa deles”, and describing how intensely they’ll scream at the show in “mal posso esperar essa no allianz eu quero LATIR TAO ALTO COM ESSA EU QUERO MUITO LATIR…”. While there are hints of creativity and sensitivity (art, RPG, drawing), their dominant traits are courage to speak out, emotional intensity, and dramatic impulsiveness—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the quieter patience of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance, which balances anxiety, resilience, and obsessive love for the band. They’re visibly wrapped up in MCR, counting down to the show and repeating the band’s name in all caps, like in “mcr mcr mcr mcr mcr mcr” and “junto com minha ansiedade pro show eu tenho o medo e a espera do pior depois dessa tour”. The song’s defiant tone of surviving through fear matches tweets like “cada vez que eu abro o twitter eu tenho vontade de vender o ingresso e cancelar o vôo” and still going anyway. Its emotional intensity and melodramatic edge also fit with their passionate rants and dark humor, such as “taca uma bomba nessa desgraça” and their fixation on drawing and fandom feelings in “durmi pensando neles e acordei pensando neles”. Overall, the song’s message of not being afraid to keep on living mirrors their mix of vulnerability, anger, and devotion to the things they love.

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