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Your Simpsons character
The user displays the rebellious, over‑confident teenage vibe that defines Bart Simpson: they brag about being "tuff" ("I’m so fucking tuff dude"), claim god‑like status ("I’m God. I’m everywhere I’m everything"), and constantly post chaotic, meme‑style updates. Their obsession with a fictional “wife” named malware mirrors Bart’s exaggerated, often comedic crushes and love‑obsessed posts like "Can she marry me please". Complaints about a job or school ("Man this job sucks") echo Bart’s disdain for school and authority. The frequent use of profanity, self‑promotion ("I have the best rizz"), and a desire for attention align with Bart’s loud, attention‑seeking personality, making him the best fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently shares personal feelings and seeks interaction, indicating extraversion (e.g., "She’s perfect [picture]", "I love my wife [picture]"). Their tweets often involve imaginative, abstract ideas and future possibilities, showing intuition (e.g., "I’m God. I’m everywhere I’m everything [picture]", "Project seek might be the best game of all time [picture]"). They consistently reference emotions and relationships, suggesting a feeling preference (e.g., "Can she marry me please [picture]", "I’m so fucking tuff dude [picture]"). Their posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, with frequent changes in focus and breaks (e.g., "Ok I’m gonna take a break from twitter …", "I lowkey am loosing the urge to do this whole twitter thing anymore [picture]"). These traits together point to an ENFP personality.

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Teen creator of Modern Rewrite fan art & memes. Lover of anime, Ninjago & DBH. Once ordered a ZX armor, got Zane instead—still epic. #CreativeChaos– @freakWrite

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail blends dark rum’s bold, gritty flavor with peppermint schnapps’s festive bite, mirroring the user’s mix of 'I’m so fucking tuff dude' and 'Santa is real right?' moments. The blackberry liqueur represents the beloved 'malware', echoed in tweets like 'She’s perfect' and 'I love my wife'. The energy drink adds a jittery, youthful buzz, echoing the hype in 'Project seek might be the best game of all time'. A dash of hot sauce gives a surprising kick, reflecting the chaotic 'I’m God. I’m everywhere I’m everything' vibe. Together, the drink captures the chaotic, love‑filled, holiday‑obsessed, high‑energy personality of @freakWrite.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently displays ambition and a desire for dominance, as seen in tweets like 'I’m God. I’m everywhere I’m everything' and 'I have the best rizz'. They frequently brag about their achievements, for example 'I was very proud of myself' and 'I’m so fucking tuff dude', which aligns with Slytherin's drive for superiority. Their self‑promotion and strategic self‑branding, such as repeatedly declaring 'My rizz is unmatched', reflect the cunning and ambition valued by Slytherin. While they show loyalty to their 'wife' malware, the dominant theme is personal ambition rather than pure loyalty or intellect, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The user’s tweets show an obsessive, dramatic love for a character they call malware, describing her as ‘She’s perfect’ and repeatedly calling her ‘my wife,’ which mirrors the intense, twisted devotion in Bad Romance. They also flaunt a bad persona with lines like ‘I’m a baddie ik’ and ‘I’m God. I’m everywhere I’m everything,’ echoing the song’s theatrical, over‑the‑top vibe. Their frequent references to a dangerous, almost toxic romance (‘I want malware the way pringler wants hairdresser’) align with the lyric I want your love and I want your revenge. The flamboyant self‑image and love‑obsessed content fit the dramatic flair of Lady Gaga’s hit, making it the best match.

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