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Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: smart, opinionated, extremely media-literate, and politically vocal. Like Lisa, they constantly analyze fiction in depth, e.g. getting annoyed that a fanart misses the moral difference between two massacres in series they know well: “vi uma fanart legal da maki com itachi mas me irritei mt pq o massacre que ela cometeu é completamente diferente do que itachi cometeu”. They’re also openly critical of politics and social issues, such as comparing resistance to dictatorship in South Korea with the U.S.: “a coreia do sul tbm fez de tudo pra parar uma ditadura de acontecer (de novo) enquanto isso na porra do eua....”, and defending abuse victims in celebrity cases: “é tão claro que ela foi a vítima e mesmo com provas e tudo as pessoas ainda apoiam aquela escória de ser humano”. Their mix of earnest passion and dramatic, slightly over-the-top reactions to media (like obsessing over ships and characters) mirrors Lisa’s intense investment in her interests, for example when they say “vou bloquear todo mundo q ta falando do tony stark. tenho ciumes possessivo dele.”. Finally, their self-aware, neurodivergent-leaning comments and love of niche media (manhwa, Noragami, Lord of the Rings, comics) also fit Lisa’s vibe as the thoughtful, often sensitive nerd of the family.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly talk about friends, dates and social interaction, like going out with “Ele” in “provavelmente vou sair com Ele amanhã (se nao estiver caindo o céu la fora) e n faço ideia doq isso significa”, and describe voice messages with friends in “mt bom receber audio da debs rindo de madrugada pq de alguma situação ridícula q eu passei no centro de cwb”, plus they self-describe as animated in “amo mt o conceito que as pessoas tem de que gay é uma criatura naturalmente animada pq eu sou literalmente assim 90% do tempo”. Their interests and language are clearly Intuitive (N): they constantly analyze themes, characters and dynamics across fandoms, like comparing massacres in fiction in “vi uma fanart legal da maki com itachi mas me irritei mt pq o massacre que ela cometeu é completamente diferente do que itachi cometeu” and connecting different stories in “o ryland grace genuinamente me lembra tanto o dokja vei mas ainda to tentando entender o pq”. They lean Feeling (F): they react passionately and morally to issues (e.g. defending Amber Heard in “eu fico genuinamente triste sempre que vejo algo sobre a amber cara, é tão claro que ela foi a vítima... kkkkkk vai tomar no cu sabe” and condemning Depp fans in “papo de abuso mútuo do caralho eu quero que os fãs do johnny depp ******”), and are very emotionally attached to characters as in “yukine is my pride and joy as a hafuri 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they emphasize improvisation and open-endedness, like not knowing what tomorrow’s outing with “Ele” means in “n faço ideia doq isso significa”, joking about chaotic reading choices in “eu não sei pq inventei de ler uma ficção científica sabendo mt bem q não entendo porra nenhuma de física e química”, and embracing messy fandom takes rather than structured plans in tweets like “the way i made so many typos in these tweets but #idgaf”. Together this pattern of high social energy, abstract pattern-spotting, emotional/moral focus and spontaneous, unstructured behavior is most consistent with ENFP.

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Manhwa & emo band analyst, LotR rewatcher, Steve/Tony apologist. Once paused a breakdown to explain ORV lore. ele/he/they • pt/eng– @freakydokja

Your signature cocktail
A sharp dark rum shot mirrors their intense, unfiltered takes and political rants, like when they snap about Depp stans in “papo de abuso mútuo do caralho eu quero que os fãs do johnny depp ******” and defend Amber in “é tão claro que ela foi a vítima…”. The matcha watermelon sour mix nods to the 🦇🍉 in their name and their hyper, gay self-awareness in “amo mt o conceito que as pessoas tem de que gay é uma criatura naturalmente animada pq eu sou literalmente assim 90% do tempo”. A single espresso ice cube represents their overthinking, lore-obsessed brain, like when they admit “infelizmente sou mt autista p isso e só consigo fazer hc depois de analisar completamente o personagem” and spiral about characters such as Steve and Bucky in “as vezes nao sei dizer se minha dinamica de pai e filho fav é yato e yukine ou steve e bucky”. The smoked salt & lime rim captures their bitter, jaded edge toward fandoms and media, from “claro que essa pessoa não presta atenção quando ta lendo mn assim fica fácil não gostar e nao entender porra nenhuma” to dragging awards in “serio mesmo aquela desgraça que se diz ator ter ganhado indicação… é simplesmente ridículo”. Finally, a drizzle of black cherry emo syrup ties in their emo-band commentator vibe from the bio and their love of melodramatic misery like “noooo tony youre so sexy when youre miserable”, making the drink dark, dramatic, and weirdly comforting—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex reads and analyzes media in a very methodical, almost over-analytical way, which is classic Ravenclaw energy. They explicitly say they can’t write headcanons without deep character analysis, noting that they “only manage to do hc after completely analyzing the character” in “infelizmente sou mt autista p isso e só consigo fazer hc depois de analisar completamente o personagem”, which shows a strong analytical and intellectual approach even to fandom. Their enjoyment of complex and often heavy works (Lord of the Rings, Noragami, Medalist, Omniscient Reader, various comics) and their complaints about people not reading carefully, as in “claro que essa pessoa não presta atenção quando ta lendo mn assim fica fácil não gostar e nao entender porra nenhuma”, point to a deep respect for understanding and interpretation. They’re also self-aware and meta about narrative structure and character dynamics (e.g. comparing Ryland Grace to Dokja in “o ryland grace genuinamente me lembra tanto o dokja vei mas ainda to tentando entender o pq”), which is very Ravenclaw: they don’t just consume stories, they pick them apart. While they do show loyalty and strong opinions (which could hint at Hufflepuff or Gryffindor), the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, media critique, and character analysis—hallmarks of Ravenclaw.

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A dramatic, emo-anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits Alex’s intense, emotional and fandom-driven personality, especially with their bio calling them a “comentarista profissional de manhwa, mangá e bandas emos 🍵.” The song’s over-the-top emotion, gallows humor, and theatrical misery line up with tweets like “ta podendo se matar ja ou nem” and “noooo tony youre so sexy when youre miserable”. They’re openly nostalgic and attached to lore and long-running narratives, which echoes the song’s grand, narrative feel; see “ter uma memoria ótima me deixa mt feliz pq eu n esqueço lore q pensei 5 anos atrás”. The queer, slightly theatrical vibe of the song also matches their self-description as gay and their love of queer culture and ships, reflected in tweets like “amo mt o conceito que as pessoas tem de que gay é uma criatura naturalmente animada pq eu sou literalmente assim 90% do tempo” and their endless ship talk about Steve, Bucky, Tony, and others. Finally, the song’s balance of bitterness toward the world and genuine affection for characters and stories mirrors how Alex mixes political frustration and media criticism with genuine, passionate love for their faves, as in “a coreia do sul tbm fez de tudo pra parar uma ditadura de acontecer (de novo) enquanto isso na porra do eua....” and “yukine is my pride and joy as a hafuri 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”.

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