Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Compassionate ally: Advocates for Black people and reparative action in “Happy femmebruary, stemmebruary & black history month…” and gifts Nitro in “just gave my friend nitro because I'm white and it's black history month. They're black”.
- Creative builder: Consistently makes things—Roblox UGC faces in “ROBLOX UGC UPLOADERS: REGISTER YOUR SHIT UNDER COPYRIGHT”, tracks in “accidentally made a track that feels very 'Big Brother Is Watching You'”, show pitch in “I'm writing a show pitch yaya”.
- Self-reflective: Openly questions identity and past behavior in “is it weird to say I feel like a pretendian…” and “what was wrong with 14 year old me”.
- Supportive friend: Promotes and financially helps others, like “please help my friend pay for groceries and bills” and “PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND!!!”.
- Culturally curious: Actively seeks connection to Native roots in “does anyone know some potawatomie or sioux beadwork shops…” and “i must learn beadwork.... i must become more native american...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Labels self harshly as “BAD PERSON” in bio and posts fatalistic content like “I'm going to die on April 13th”.
- Public oversharing: Discusses intense paranoia and wounds in “sorry if I seemed inactive today, I thought I healed but something opened the wound. I may paranoia post on accident.” and highly personal conflict details across multiple callout-related tweets.
- Conflict-prone: Engages repeatedly in drama/callout discourse, e.g. “acting like everyone doesn't know everything about analbones…” and “holy fucking shit lol. no one has a fucking backbone.”.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings between excitement and fear, such as “im so fucking scared” contrasted with highly enthusiastic fandom posts like “I JUST MET DEVIBUNS”.
- Online overexposure: Frequently posts about health, identity, finances, and interpersonal issues in detail, like AC issues in “guess who's ac unit fucking broke” and money troubles in “EVERYONE SAY REST IN PEACE VALENTINO'S DEBIT CARD”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically aware, creative, and frequently online about ethics and identity. They show concern for social issues and justice, like urging non‑Black people to materially support Black folks in “Happy femmebruary, stemmebruary & black history month. if you're non black like me, please support black people…”, which echoes Lisa’s activist streak. Their introspection about heritage and culture in tweets such as “does anyone know some potawatomie or sioux beadwork shops i can purchase from? i want keep feeling more connected to my people” and “is it weird to say I feel like a pretendian because I'm pasty white with brown hair nd I'm not connected to my culture very well” matches Lisa’s constant search for identity and belonging. They’re also studious and artsy—writing a show pitch, composing tracks, and doing UGC and art, as seen in “I'm writing a show pitch yaya” and “accidentally made a track that feels very 'Big Brother Is Watching You'”—which fits Lisa’s creative, overachieving side. Finally, their interest in Buddhism in “i'm starting to realise a lot of my ideals align with Buddhism🥹” strongly parallels Lisa’s own spiritual exploration and eventual turn toward Buddhism on the show.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they rarely mention big in‑person social events, instead focusing on online fandom, games, and their inner world (e.g. introspective posts like “sorry if I seemed inactive today, I thought I healed but something opened the wound. I may paranoia post on accident.” and self-focused creative work like “I'm writing a show pitch yaya”). Their interests and language suggest strong intuition (N): they enjoy symbolism and concepts (e.g. connecting with Buddhism in “i'm starting to realise a lot of my ideals align with Buddhism🥹”), abstract cultural identity questions like “is it weird to say I feel like a pretendian because I'm pasty white with brown hair nd I'm not connected to my culture very well”, and imaginative fandom/yume content like “I need to make a hazbin hotel insert STAT to get art of me and angel dust fuck”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing empathy and harm-avoidance in moral judgments, as shown in posts about callout culture and isolation (“the point I'm trying to make is that isolation kills and is worsened by callout and cancel culture”), supporting Black people and friends’ finances (“please support black people in anyway you can like funding GoFundMes”, “please help my friend pay for groceries and bills, he has no food left”), and frustration at people minimizing predatory behavior (“this is so gross. bao was talking about predatory men. don't turn it into something silly”). Their perceiving (P) side shows in the spontaneous, sometimes chaotic way they move between projects and emotions: scrambling with Roblox uploads (“After finally fixing all the issues it just... breaks when i try to submit it for review. PLEASE LET ME UPLOAD IT.”), joking about impulsive spending in “EVERYONE SAY REST IN PEACE VALENTINO'S DEBIT CARD”, and the generally reactive, in-the-moment style of tweeting (e.g. “pls get approved pls get approved”). Put together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat unstructured—this aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you spent 4 hours decorating your room in Gogh and called it rottenheavenslop — wanna waste a few more hours helping me decorate my decomytree link… except it’s just full of pictures of us?
- You said going from an SE to an 11 to a 15 Pro Max felt wild — how about you upgrade again and experience what it’s like going from ‘oomf’ to ‘partner who gets Nitro for Black History Month levels of devotion’?
- You’re a Native American, inkqueer VA, Roblox UGC creator, Buddhism-enjoyer, and uni student who copyright-registers their faces and still worries about being a ‘bad person’… from where I’m standing, that looks a lot like someone worth loving very loudly and very sincerely.
- You’re out here writing a show pitch, composing ‘Big Brother is Watching You’ tracks, and protecting kids from creepy NSFW culture — if there’s ever a spin-off called ‘Valentino & The Butch Who Fell First,’ I volunteer as your love interest in the pilot.
- You said Royale High devs need restrictions in the RP classroom because people are wild — how about we start a private server where the only rule is: no isolation, no cancel-culture dogpiles, just you, me, beadwork tutorials and way too much Smart Water?
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Your new Twitter bio
Valentino • 16 • Native uni kid who hoards 1TB of art, voices guys on the internet & fights Roblox upload errors. Once gave Nitro as BHM reparations.– @FRIGHTSNIGHTS
Your signature cocktail
The RottenHeaven Slush
The watermelon basil shrub nods to their name and bio (“🍉 | A&G&T's Butch ♡”), mixing sweetness with a slightly sour, grounded edge that mirrors posts like “I'm starting to realise a lot of my ideals align with Buddhism🥹”. Sparkling yuzu soda captures their chaotic, high‑energy online life, from Roblox UGC drama to fandom whirlwinds such as “how it feels to watch drama going on in another fandom/community”. A blackberry syrup drizzle adds a dark, emo streak for moments like “I'm going to die on April 13th” and “im so fucking scared”, giving the drink depth under the sweetness. The smoked salt & chili sugar rim represents their sharpness and willingness to call out nonsense, seen in “hot take if you think telling a teenager not to post nsfw stuff... you're part of the problem” and “holy fucking shit lol. no one has a fucking backbone.”. Finally, edible silver glitter is their sparkle on the timeline—art, VA work, and milestones like “I hit 1k from this.”—turning the whole thing into a visually loud, experimental but surprisingly balanced signature drink, much like their “rottenheavenslop” room in “i just spent 4 hours decorating my room in gogh. look at my rottenheavenslop”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Valentino consistently centers care, fairness, and community in a way that aligns strongly with Hufflepuff values. They urge non-Black people to materially support Black communities by funding mutual aid and Black-owned businesses in a very grounded, fairness-focused way: “if you're non black like me, please support black people in anyway you can like funding GoFundMes that black people are holding & support blackowned businesses. never forget the hurt slavery & jimcrow has caused”. Their loyalty and generosity toward friends are obvious in posts like “just gave my friend nitro because I'm white and it's black history month. They're black” and “oomf keeps refusing my offers to pay them for all the drawings i ask for. PLEASE LET ME PAY YOU ILLOUETTE”. They actively mobilize their platform to help others with material needs, such as “please help my friend pay for groceries and bills, he has no food left” and “PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND!!!”, showing a strong instinct to protect and uplift their community. Even in fandom/callout contexts, they emphasize compassion over dogpiling, as when they write that the real issue with someone controversial is that “isolation kills and is worsened by callout and cancel culture” in “the point I'm trying to make is that isolation kills and is worsened by callout and cancel culture”. Taken together, the throughline of loyalty, mutual aid, and insistence on fairness over cruelty points more to Hufflepuff than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, since it captures a dramatic, self-aware teen experience with dark humor and frustration at the world. They explicitly talk about being a teen online and how adults handle teens’ sexuality, saying “hot take if you think telling a teenager not to post nsfw stuff like 'my vibrator died right before i came' is telling teenagers to turn their hormones off you're part of the problem”, which mirrors the song’s critique of how adults treat youth. Their bio includes “SCHIZO, BAD PERSON, INKQUEER… (16)” and they call themselves selective and intense about boundaries, matching the song’s rebellious, defensive tone. They’re often anxious and overwhelmed, posting things like “im so fucking scared” and “sorry if I seemed inactive today, I thought I healed but something opened the wound. I may paranoia post on accident.”, which lines up with the song’s sense of pressure and paranoia. At the same time, they show strong loyalty and care toward friends and marginalized people, as in “if you're non black like me, please support black people in anyway you can”, evoking the song’s undercurrent of solidarity among teens facing a hostile environment.
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