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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because the user shows sharp intellect, strong opinions, and relentless frustration with unfair systems, mirroring Lisa’s principled intensity. They rant about academic red tape and professor favoritism—“infelizmente so quando se eh baba ovo de professor vc consegue a disciplina q quer fazer...”—echoing Lisa’s battles with institutional nonsense. Their cultural obsessions, from music deep dives to emotional reactions—“LOUIS ARTISTA MDS Q ALMBUM LINDO”—recall Lisa’s passionate fandoms. Even their righteous sports despair—“tanta chance e nenhum gol pense num time maldito”—parallels Lisa’s earnest, occasionally melodramatic commentary on the world.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their timeline is filled with outward-facing reactions—celebrating music releases and joking about daily mishaps—which fits Extroversion, as seen in “HDIGH EU TE AMO” and “eu to encantada demais”. Concrete observations dominate, such as griping about course logistics or specific games, aligning with Sensing in tweets like “infelizmente so quando se eh baba ovo de professor…”. Emotional intensity and empathy drive their tone—cheering, venting, or lamenting—showing Feeling, exemplified by “mds sunflower eh tudo isso mesmo” and “eu vou me matar a qualquer momento”. Frequent spur-of-the-moment remarks about money woes, sleep issues, or sports frustration suggest a Perceiving preference, as in “esse mês sobra dinheiro sem ser no credito” and “mds n da p dormir”. Overall, the energetic, sensory-rich, emotionally expressive, and flexible style matches an ESFP profile.

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Lesbian, Vasco sufferer & plant nerd. Once dreamed the team won 2x0 and still believed it. Between labs, lectures & love, trying not to yell at professors.– @frlsbian

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A cachaça core scorches like their ranty fire, channeling the raw energy of “filhos da puta eu quero comer” into something brash and bold. Passionfruit with cold brew keeps things tangy yet caffeinated, mirroring their sleepless chaos from “mds n da p dormir” and tender devotion in “ferias boas p aproveitar amando minha namorada”. Sea-salt honey syrup nods to salty football heartbreak and lingering sweetness—see “tanta chance e nenhum gol pense num time maldito”. Sparkling guaraná finishes with fizzy fangirl hype straight out of “LOUIS ARTISTA MDS Q ALMBUM LINDO”, yielding an experimental, bittersweet high-voltage sip.

Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindors lead with bold emotion and confrontation, which matches nalubs’ timeline: when a discipline slot is mishandled, she directly calls out favoritism in “infelizmente so quando se eh baba ovo de professor vc consegue a disciplina q quer fazer”, showing fearless indignation. She repeatedly confronts authority or situations head-on, such as “professor maldito pqp” and “vai tomar no cu leo jardim”, reflecting a confrontational bravery more than calculated strategy. Even personal hardship gets framed in defiant terms—“eu vou me matar a qualquer momento” sits alongside continuing to fight through academic stress like “eu n respiro”, implying courage in persevering despite burnout. The overwhelming pattern is passionate, impulsive defense of her values, aligning her most closely with Gryffindor rather than the more calculated or steady traits of the other houses.

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Their timeline is drenched in playful affection, anxious devotion, and a Les Misérables-level loyalty to music, making Sunflower, Vol. 6’s dreamy confidence fit perfectly. Nadine raves about Louis Tomlinson’s new album, swooning that “LOUIS ARTISTA MDS Q ALBUM LINDO” and declaring “HDIGH EU TE AMO”, so she already vibed with Sunflower before asking, “mds sunflower eh tudo isso mesmo 😭😭😭😭😭😭”. That mix of romantic yearning and riotous devotion mirrors the song’s lyrics about holding on tight while staying playful. The track’s upbeat warmth also matches her dramatic tweets about missing her girlfriend and craving connection, like “a cachorra da minha namorada com mais saudades de mim doq ela”.

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