Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative spirit: Their desire to 'repose' and display their doll collection in creative ways suggests a strong creative spirit.
- Honesty: Their frank admission about ripping off hangnails, despite potential discomfort, shows a refreshing honesty.
- Passionate fandom: Their excitement over 'Appledash episodes' of My Little Pony demonstrates a passionate fandom.
- Resilience: Their ability to find humor in their disability and psoriasis, as seen in tweets like 'time for a sit down shower lmfao i love being fucking disabled /s', reveals resilience.
- Loyal friendships: Their use of terms like 'gang' and 'oomfs' suggests a strong sense of loyalty to their friend groups.
Weaknesses:
- Substance use: Their references to smoking joints and having a 'plug' indicate a weakness for substance use.
- Mental health struggles: Their tweets about 'sobbing' after being hit on and experiencing severe headaches hint at mental health struggles.
- Financial instability: Their lament about being 'broke as hell' and not wanting to spend over $15 on items suggests financial instability.
- Impulsiveness: Their contemplation of self-harm due to exhaustion, as seen in 'i'm actually exhausted and i have work in 50 minutes should i just kms', indicates potential impulsiveness.
- Insecurity: Their tearful reaction to being hit on at work could stem from insecurity or self-consciousness.
Your Simpsons character
Ralph Wiggum
Salem's tweets and persona share similarities with the endearing yet quirky Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons. Just as Ralph often says and does things that are unconventional or unexpected, Salem's tweets frequently contain surprising or unorthodox statements, like 'would it make everyone uncomfortable to admit that i rip hangnails off' or 'has anyone told the amish about the northern lights being visible tonight i don't want them to get scared'. Additionally, both characters have a childlike innocence and a tendency to find joy in simple pleasures, as seen in Salem's love for watching My Little Pony and smoking joints while enjoying Chinese food.
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Some pickup lines for you
- I must be a My Little Pony figurine, because I'd love to be part of your collection.
- Are you a character from Genshin Impact? Because you're breathtakingly animated.
- Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
- If you were a cryptocurrency, you'd be a ledger gem, because you're valuable and one-of-a-kind.
- Are you a psoriasis flare-up? Because you're hot and I can't stop staring.
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19-year-old psoriasis warrior with a love for music, dolls, and unapologetic self-expression. Embracing all pronouns and finding joy in the little things. (Like smoking joints while watching My Little Pony and eating Chinese food.)– @frnkierofactkin
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Hufflepuff
Salem's tweets suggest a strong fit for Hufflepuff, the house known for loyalty, hard work, and a love of nature. Their loyal friendship with their 'gang' and 'oomfs' is evident in tweets like 'gang this is a rage bait account. just block and report' and 'oomfs you've gotta watch this entire playlist'. Additionally, their resilience in the face of struggles like psoriasis and disabilities aligns with Hufflepuff's values of perseverance and hard work, as seen in tweets like 'time for a sit down shower lmfao i love being fucking disabled /s'. Furthermore, their love for small pleasures like smoking joints and watching My Little Pony reflects the Hufflepuff appreciation for simple joys and a connection to nature.
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Misery Business - Paramore
This angsty pop-punk anthem captures the emotional turbulence and resilience Salem expresses in their tweets. The lyrics 'I'm not the one who's so grotesquely defiled / I'm not the one who should be burning on the railroad,' reflect Salem's unwillingness to be defined by their struggles, like their psoriasis ('sorry i won't have psoriasis anymore ig…'). The chorus, 'I've got a voice you'd love to hear / Screaming in your year-long drunken slur,' resonates with Salem's unapologetic self-expression and frustrations, evident in tweets like 'they can't keep getting away w this im broke as hell'. Furthermore, the song's themes of standing up to bullies and embracing one's individuality align with Salem's determination to find joy and acceptance despite their challenges.
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