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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s hyper-verbal, emotionally intense, and deeply invested in her niche obsessions in the same way this user is with K‑pop, ships, and media. The user constantly ties everything back to the things they love, like relating Community outfits to their ship (“tem uns 4 episódios seguidos que o troy e o abed tao usando verde e azul Tem Yutdaeng Em Tudo”) and turning a Lego purchase into ship symbolism (“yudae mal do mundo (eu digo enquanto compro lego de dinossauro verde e azul p deixar no meu quarto”). They also show the kind of overthinking-and-feelings mix Lisa has: spiraling over cinema and TV access (“a amazon nao ta me deixando ver community to sendo testada”, “gostar de cinema acabou com a minha quinta (vou ser obrigada a assistir F1 e avatar”) while still being playful and dramatic. Their relationship with their mom, including interviewing her for Letterboxd and reacting to her takes (“esse negocio de entrevistar minha mãe pro letterboxd dela vai me dar tendinite”, “minha mae ta dando um take muito woke sobre zootopia e agora ela conectou zootopia com hamnet”), also echoes Lisa’s mixture of exasperation and genuine closeness with Marge. Finally, the tendency to frame life in heightened, almost literary emotional terms (“fiquei 2 horas e meia lendo no bark all bite e posso dizer que sou uma nova mulher”) is very Lisa-coded: intense, self-aware, and always narrativizing her experiences.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly talk about friends (especially Laura), social outings, and concerts, and narrate their life in an outward, animated way, like going on a "legonerico date" with Laura (“legonerico date com #laurajennifer”) and jokingly offering money to anyone who comes over to file their nails (“vou pagar 10 reais p quem vier aqui em casa lixar minha unha”). Their interests and comments are highly Intuitive, centered on patterns, symbolism, and media meta-thinking, such as connecting ships to every 5SOS song (“toda musica do 5 seconds of summer é sobre seu ship favorito se você for insano o suficiente”) and noticing color-coding between Troy and Abed (“tem uns 4 episódios seguidos que o troy e o abed tao usando verde e azul Tem Yutdaeng Em Tudo”). Their values and reactions are clearly Feeling-oriented: they’re passionate about ships, fictional relationships, and family dynamics, expressing intense affection (“sorriso no rosto instantâneo meninos de ouro fofinhos da mamae”) and melodramatic emotional responses (“gente vou morrer em breve”). Finally, they lean strongly Perceiving: their life is portrayed as spontaneous, chaotic, and improvised—watching multiple movies in a row, impulsively changing plans, and joking about side quests (“side quest de hoje praia do leme + bar que tem um drink da clarice lispector”)—with little evidence of rigid planning or structure. All of this fits best with an ENFP profile: energetic, highly verbal, media-obsessed, emotionally expressive, and flexible in how they move through life and relationships.

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Film nerd, K-pop ship analyst & unofficial mom-interviewer. Once skipped a cousin’s birth for a debut showcase and would honestly do it again.– @fromisyushi

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Peach schnapps nods to their self-declared signature drink, since they said “the most sexy thing about me is having a signature drink… they already know I'm going to order a sex on the beach”, so the base had to echo that flirty, beachy chaos. Blue curaçao gives the glass that Yutdaeng-coded blue pop, matching their obsession with green/blue duos like “lego de dinossauro verde e azul p deixar no meu quarto” and the way they see their ships in everything. Cachaça brings a loud, Brazilian kick befitting someone who can tweet “MEU PAU TQ DURO” and threaten “eu vou MATAR o meu pai” with the same dramatic flair they reserve for K‑pop and sitcoms. Passion fruit juice captures their intense, slightly unhinged romantic/fan energy, like spending hours on “no bark all bite e posso dizer que sou uma nova mulher” and turning 5SOS into ship fuel in “toda musica do 5 seconds of summer é sobre seu ship favorito se você for insano o suficiente”. Finally, a dash of sparkling water lightens the mix the way their humor bubbles through even when they claim “gente vou morrer em breve”, making the drink strong, sweet, chaotic, but still hilariously drinkable—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by affection and loyalty to people and things they love, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly center friendships and shared fandom experiences, like when they talk about playing around with Laura for half an hour — “eu e laura ficamos meia hora jogando ficha de onibus dentro da blusa uma da outra e ela me ganhou de lavada” — and when they happily go on a Lego date with her — “legonerico date com #laurajennifer”. Their loyalty to their faves is intense and protective: “saiba que vc falar mal de yutdaeng tem tres pessoas amaldiçoando toda sua linhagem e ainda tem o potencializador da laura” and “feliz aniversário fromis nunca vou me esquecer quando eu faltei o nascimento do meu primo pra ver o debut showcase de voces ao vivo” show a ride-or-die, devoted streak rather than calculated ambition or intellectual detachment. They also exude a cozy, people‑oriented warmth: they interview their mom for her Letterboxd — “esse negocio de entrevistar minha mãe pro letterboxd dela vai me dar tendinite” — and celebrate “lindas famílias” and supportive parents — “familia linda eh tao bom ver pais que apoiam seus filhos esquisitos”. While they can be dramatic or impulsive in wording — “eu vou chegar em casa eu vou ler uma fanfic yd muito boa Ou matar alguem” — it’s all in service of emotional bonds and comfort fandoms, not glory-seeking or cunning plans. Taken together, their steadfast attachment to friends, idols, and family, plus their focus on shared joy and support, fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that best suits them is “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry. Their timeline is full of hyperactive, romantic, slightly chaotic joy, like when they talk about wanting a prequel of Mamma Mia about Sophie and Sky’s relationship in “queria uma prequel de mamma mia mostrando como a sophie e o sky se conheceram” and wishing they could go to Shakira’s show again in “queria ir no show da shakira de novo”. The song’s theme of intense, youthful love and cinematic feelings fits their dramatic shipping and fanfic obsession, shown in “fiquei 2 horas e meia lendo no bark all bite e posso dizer que sou uma nova mulher. muito obrigada daengyut.” and “eu vou chegar em casa eu vou ler uma fanfic yd muito boa Ou matar alguem”. They live everything like a movie or a music video, from watching Community and shouting out costuming in “tem uns 4 episódios seguidos que o troy e o abed tao usando verde e azul Tem Yutdaeng Em Tudo” to treating concerts and K‑pop as life events in “meu deus hoje eh dia 19.. faz TRES anos que eu fui no show do 127”. The playful, flirty energy of the song also matches their horny-humorous tone in posts like “queria arrancar um pedação do braço dele na dentada” and their delight in a “signature drink” in “a coisa mais sexy em mim é ter um signature drink tipo tido lugar que eu vou ja sabem que eu vou pedir um sex on the beach”. Overall, Teenage Dream captures their mix of romantic intensity, nostalgia, pop-cultural obsession, and over-the-top feelings.

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