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They match Lisa Simpson most closely: thoughtful, a bit dramatic, and very online about their feelings and ambitions. Like Lisa stressing about grades and the future, this user talks about exams and college paths, from “Lá vai eu fazer Enem de novo” to being upset that “Tô triste, eu não passei no Sisu...” and then reconsidering things with “Voltei senhores, tava me inscrevendo no Prouni, mudei de ideia”. Their introspective mood swings and emotional honesty resemble Lisa’s sensitivity, as in “Bateu uma tristeza tão grande agora” and “Hoje tá bem parado”. At the same time, they’re social and curious about others—asking “Quando é o aniversário de vcs?” and “Vcs tem algum apelido? Pra mim chamar cada um por algo especial”—which fits Lisa’s desire for connection and meaningful friendships. Their mix of alt/emo aesthetic (“Acho que vou sucumbir à vontade de pintar as unhas de preto de novo”) and self-aware humor about posting selfies (“Essa trend vai fazer eu postar foto do rosto aff”) also mirrors Lisa’s blend of self-consciousness, individuality, and teenage vibe seen in later seasons.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although very active online, their tweets focus on personal feelings and a small circle rather than big social scenes, and they show shyness about exposure, e.g. “Essa trend vai fazer eu postar foto do rosto aff 😞☝🏻” and “Aff, vou apagar aquela foto, que vergonha”, which suggests discomfort with too much attention. They are clearly Sensing (S): they constantly reference concrete, sensory details like nail polish, hair and physical sensations, such as “Acho que vou sucumbir à vontade de pintar as unhas de preto de novo, é mais forte que eu”, “Minha franja colaborou pra sair 🙏🏻”, and “Odeio quando como carne e fica os fiapo no dente, da vontade de arrancar os dentes fora”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): they openly share emotions and seek emotional connection, like “Tô triste, eu não passei no Sisu...”, “Bateu uma tristeza tão grande agora”, and the desire for affectionate bonds in “Vcs tem algum apelido? Pra mim chamar cada um por algo especial 😞☝🏻 quero saber de todos”. They come across as Perceiving (P): they change plans on the fly and go with the moment, as in “Voltei senhores, tava me inscrevendo no Prouni, mudei de ideia” and the casual acceptance of doing ENEM again in “Lá vai eu fazer Enem de novo”, plus spontaneous decisions like “Vou ali comprar esmaltes novos”. Putting this together—artsy/appearance-focused, emotionally expressive, sensory, and spontaneous—ISFP (the artistic, sensitive introvert) fits best.

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Future admin student in Raccoon City, currently surviving ENEM reruns, black nail polish phases, and way too many Januarys in a row.– @frostadsevil

Your signature cocktail
The Black Nail in Raccoon City is a moody, caffeinated cocktail for someone who keeps wanting to paint their nails black again, just like in “Acho que vou sucumbir à vontade de pintar as unhas de preto de novo, é mais forte que eu”. Black vodka sets the dark, goth-leaning vibe that matches the bio’s cross symbols and Resident Evil–coded Raccoon City location. Cold brew coffee adds that tired-but-still-trying energy of someone facing ENEM again and feeling low after “Tô triste, eu não passei no Sisu...” yet still going for it with “Lá vai eu fazer Enem de novo”. Caramel syrup is a nod to their confessed obsession in “tô viciada na sequência caramelo do Pedro Sampaio 💔”, bringing sweetness to balance the bitterness. A splash of sparkling citrus soda mirrors their playful, chatty side in tweets like “Como vcs estão?” and the way they keep coming back to the timeline saying “Voltei pessoal, eu tava de block”. Finally, crushed ice with a pinch of salt represents the mix of boredom, heat, and tiny frustrations—like “Hoje tá bem parado” and “Odeio quando como carne e fica os fiapo no dente, da vontade de arrancar os dentes fora”—that give this drink its slightly salty attitude beneath the sweetness.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest pattern in their tweets is a warm, inclusive focus on others and connection, which points to Hufflepuff. They explicitly show a desire to care for and value people individually, asking things like “Vcs tem algum apelido? Pra mim chamar cada um por algo especial 😞☝🏻 quero saber de todos” and “Quando é o aniversário de vcs?”, which reflects kindness, attentiveness, and a wish to make moots feel special. Their tweet “Como vcs estão?” also shows that they check in emotionally on their timeline, again prioritizing others’ well-being. Even when they’re sad about not passing Sisu, as in “Tô triste, eu não passei no Sisu...”, they don’t turn bitter; instead they keep interacting, joking about Enem in “Lá vai eu fazer Enem de novo”, which shows resilience and steady effort rather than ruthless ambition. Overall, their vibe is more about community, softness, and loyalty than about glory, intellect, or cunning, aligning them most clearly with Hufflepuff.

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The best fitting song is “Jennie” by YOASOBI, which they reference directly in their bio with the lyric “Don’t bore us, take it to the chorus —『JENNIE』”, signaling a strong identification with its attitude and vibe. Their aesthetic and personality lean into a slightly dark, dramatic, yet playful style, like when they say they might “succumb to the urge” to paint their nails black again: “Acho que vou sucumbir à vontade de pintar as unhas de preto de novo, é mais forte que eu”. The mix of self‑deprecating humor and vulnerability in tweets like “Aff, vou apagar aquela foto, que vergonha” and “Bateu uma tristeza tão grande agora” matches the emotionally intense, introspective tone common in YOASOBI’s storytelling songs. At the same time, they’re very social and interactive, asking things like “Como vcs estão?” and “Vcs tem algum apelido? Pra mim chamar cada um por algo especial”, which reflects the performative, audience-conscious energy of a song built around catchy choruses. Overall, their combination of alt/emo aesthetic, pop culture awareness, and emotional openness makes “Jennie”—explicitly named in their profile—the song that best represents them.

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