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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, artsy, and extremely opinionated. Like Lisa, they’re openly progressive and socially engaged, celebrating figures like Erika Hilton with “Erika Hilton é a minha presidenta nmrl” and critiquing misogyny and reactionary behavior with posts like “calaboca axl rose paulista incel”. Their media tastes are eclectic and thoughtful—superheroes, pop divas, Pokémon, and film criticism (e.g., “Assisti O Diabo Veste Prada, quem quiser pode ler minha review 🫶🏻” and multiple Letterboxd reviews)—which fits Lisa’s mix of nerdy fandom and artistic sensibility. The intensity and moral stance in posts like “vai se fudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer imagem de IA não é arte caralho” mirror Lisa’s righteous, sometimes exasperated idealism. At the same time, their self-aware emotional posts such as “to me achando meio relapso em tudo ultimamente,,, parece q n to focando do jeito certo em nada” echo Lisa’s introspective, occasionally overwhelmed side, making her the best overall fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, joke publicly, and seek shared experiences like Rock in Rio and cinema, e.g. their plea for friends to not go alone to shows: “procuro amizades sinceras pra eu não ver o Imagine Dragons e o OneRepublic sozinho no Rock in Rio”. They show clear Intuition (N) through big-picture, speculative thinking about media and culture, such as analyzing Titans lineups and film/TV narratives rather than just describing surface details, as in “espero que o primeiro filme dos titãs seja com a formação original(+Bumblebee) e não a mais famosa conhecida pelo desenho”. Their values-driven, emotionally expressive tone points to Feeling (F): they react strongly to perceived injustices (AI art, comic writers disrespecting Wonder Woman) and frame opinions in terms of respect and authenticity, e.g. “vai se fudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer imagem de IA não é arte caralho…” and “please try to freakingg RESPECT Diana”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they show procrastination and flexible, last-minute energy around TCC and media consumption, like “eu ativamente evitando ouvir o álbum novo do Twenty One Pilots pra eu não ter vontade de ir no show já que já gastei dinheiro com 2 dias de Rock in Rio” and “to me achando meio relapso em tudo ultimamente,,, parece q n to focando do jeito certo em nada”. Overall, the enthusiastic, emotionally intense, pop-culture-analytical, and slightly chaotic spontaneity fits ENFP best.

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Media student on the Waverider | Rock in Rio line‑up analyst | Once killed a cockroach with hair cream, now I fight bad comics and worse AI “art”– @frostcanary

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail rides the same chaotic, hyper-pop energy as someone who screams about AI art scams and comics in the same breath, so it starts with bold Brazilian cachaça infused with mate – a nod to their loud, online, very-Latin energy and the drag-queen-level read in “vai se fudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer imagem de IA não é arte caralho”. The sparkling guaraná brings festival-level hype for their Rock in Rio saga and the frantic ticket queue panic in “gente a fila dos ingressos do rock in rio não diz em qual posição vc tá??? 😭😭😭😭😭”. Passion fruit sour mix captures all the drama-turned-feelings of crying over stories and shows in “vsf eu tô chorando com a história do Phil Jimenez 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “eu tava chorando na plateia”. Smoked chili bitters represent their sharp tongue and zero-filter rants like “calaboca axl rose paulista incel” and the dragging of Tom King in “QUE PORRA É ESSA @TomKingTK please try to freakingg RESPECT Diana”. Finally, silver luster dust over crushed ice gives it a frosty, comic-book shimmer for the Waverider vibe and their inner dramatic spy who once said “to me sentindo uma das 3 espiãs demais”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong Gryffindor-style instinct to loudly stand up for their beliefs and for people/causes they care about, often in a very direct, confrontational way. For example, they aggressively defend artistic integrity and call out grifters in “vai se fudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer imagem de IA não é arte caralho, a fdp ainda vai de boinazinha e fica andando com pincel pra pagar de artista vsf golpista do krl”, and they passionately criticize comic writers who mishandle Wonder Woman in “é impressionante como o Tom King não consegue falar um ai da lore da Mulher Maravilha… patético.” and “QUE PORRA É ESSA @TomKingTK please try to freakingg RESPECT Diana”. Their political courage and willingness to nail colors to the mast also shows in “Erika Hilton é a minha presidenta nmrl” and in proudly wanting to join a progressive group in “bora criar a Liga Lacrola quero participar”. They act impulsively and dramatically, like killing a cockroach with hair cream and turning it into a mini spy fantasy in “acabei de matar uma barata usando meu jatinho de creme de cabelo pq era a única coisa que tinha to me sentindo uma das 3 espiãs demais”, or cursing out an "incel" rock star figure in “calaboca axl rose paulista incel”. Overall, their bold language, readiness to confront what they see as wrong, and flair for melodramatic reactions fit Gryffindor’s loud, passionate bravery much more than the quieter styles of the other houses.

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The best-fitting song for @frostcanary is “Karma” because they literally echo its core idea and tone when they post “people say i'm jealous but my kink is karma”, aligning perfectly with the song’s playful, petty, and self-aware energy. Their timeline mixes pop fandom, camp, and chaotic humor—like “my give a fucks are on vacation” and “vai se fudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer imagem de IA não é arte caralho”—which fits the way Karma balances lightness with pointed attitude. They’re heavily into pop divas and internet culture, as seen in “beyoncé / billie / gaga taylor / olivia / chappell sabrina / harry / ariana”, and Taylor is explicitly in that lineup, making a Taylor anthem feel very on-brand. The song’s theme of trusting that people get what they deserve matches their rants about comics, politics, and AI art scammers, where they clearly believe in a kind of moral payback. Overall, Karma captures their mix of sarcasm, resilience, stan culture, and the satisfaction they take in seeing things (and people) get what’s coming to them.

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