FrostyExlipse
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devout: He completed catechism and is preparing for baptism, noting 'Finished my catechism... I know I want to be named after Saint Mercurius', showing sincere religious commitment.
- Patriotic: Frequent proud American signals and focus on U.S. defense — 'The NEW American hypersonic missile' and the patriotic emojis in his name demonstrate strong national loyalty.
- Knowledgeable: He engages with technical and historical details, from church councils ('they left the Church in 451') to weapons and aircraft ('Easily one of my favorite planes').
- Passionate: When he likes or dislikes something he campaigns loudly about it, such as calling Peacemaker 'absolute trash' and railing against movie choices.
- Nostalgic: He cherishes older gaming lore and characters: 'richtofen and Dempsey were the goats of old cod' indicates affection for classic multiplayer memories.
Weaknesses:
- Combative: He often attacks people or groups directly — tweets like 'You are a traitor to America' and 'Get out of the country' show a confrontational approach that can alienate others.
- Tactless: He uses blunt language and slurs ('This app is retarded'), which undercuts attempts at measured persuasion and can come off as insensitive.
- Polarizing: He posts provocative geopolitical lines such as 'I'm glad everything is falling apart for Israel', which will sharply divide any audience.
- Impulsive: Quick, hot takes like 'The new peacemaker episode was absolute trash' and many rapid-fire replies suggest a tendency to react before reflecting.
- Dogmatic: Strong certainty in doctrine and politics — for example arguing ecclesiastical history ('they left the Church in 451') — can make him resistant to nuance.
Your Simpsons character
Ned Flanders
While Frosty is far more combative than Ned, the best Simpsons match is Ned because of the shared religious grounding and earnest desire to 'be a better person' — Frosty says he’s 'tryna be a better person' and is preparing for baptism. Ned’s constant reference to faith and moral frameworks mirrors Frosty’s catechism and liturgical interests, even if Frosty expresses them with much more edge and political heat.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
Frosty reads as an ESTJ: extroverted in his constant, public engagement ('This app is retarded', many replies and takes), sensing and detail-oriented in his interest in concrete tech and history ('The NEW American hypersonic missile', 'Well also the term 'Orthodox' is inaccurate as they left the Church in 451'), thinking and critical in his blunt judgments ('You are a traitor to America', 'As an American tax payer I genuinely don't give a fuck'), and judging in his desire for order and firm conclusions ('we should just let your country rot' and insistence on doctrinal correctness). His style is practical, decisive, and quick to enforce standards publicly.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Saint Mercurius? Because I’d convert instantly if you promised to watch CoD Zombies with me.
- Call me a hypersonic missile — I’ll close the gap between us faster than 'The NEW American hypersonic missile' closes the distance.
- If you were a rare drop in Der Eisendrache, I wouldn’t fast restart — I’d keep you forever.
- Forget a sugar daddy — I’ll be the pilot flying us to the best aviation museum if you’re buying the tickets.
- Do you like niche things? Good — I prefer people who are NICHE, and I’d rather be niche with you than normal with anyone else.
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Orthodox Christian in Utah • Aviation & defense nerd • Old-school COD/Zombies lore fan • Comics & pop-culture critic • Trying to be better, speaking bluntly — 🇺🇸🦅 • DMs open for friendly debate– @FrostyExlipse
Your signature cocktail
The Patriotic Hawk
‘The Patriotic Hawk’ blends classic American bourbon (patriotism and blunt warmth) with maple for a slightly nostalgic sweetness (old-school gaming/nostalgia) and a smoked orange peel to conjure aviation smoke and engine burn — tying to his love of planes and missiles ('Easily one of my favorite planes', hypersonic missile tweet). The drink is straightforward, strong, and not afraid to be bold, much like his online persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Frosty leans Gryffindor for his fierce patriotism, moral certainty, and willingness to speak (and fight) for what he believes: he proclaims 'You are a traitor to America' and celebrates U.S. military tech with 'The NEW American hypersonic missile...'. His readiness to confront both pop culture and politics — calling Peacemaker 'absolute trash' or mocking online opponents — shows classic Gryffindor guts and blunt courage. While he also studies doctrine, his posture online is more about bold action than quiet scholarship.
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Your song
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith
Toby Keith's aggressively patriotic anthem suits Frosty’s loud, America-first stance. Frosty’s blunt statements about U.S. spending and defense — 'As an American tax payer I genuinely don't give a fuck about you spending money for other countries' and excitement about 'The NEW American hypersonic missile' — resonate with a song that mixes patriotism and righteous anger.
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