Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: He's passionate about his work, his friends, and his dog, as evidenced by his frequent tweets about all three.
- Funny: He's got a dry wit and a knack for making sarcastic observations, like when he says he's 'frequently heaving dramatic sighs'.
- Honest: He's not afraid to be vulnerable and share his flaws, like when he admits he's neurotic and hates two-factor authentication.
- Loyal: He's loyal to his friends, as evidenced by his tweets about his best friend and his excitement about making new friends in grad school.
- Self-aware: He's aware of his quirks and doesn't shy away from making fun of himself, like when he calls himself 'yuppie scum'.
Weaknesses:
- Neurotic: He's often anxious and worried, as evidenced by his tweets about his crippling anxiety and his need for therapy.
- Cynical: He's quick to judge others and often has a negative outlook, as evidenced by his tweets about DC and grad schools being 'full of losers'.
- Dramatic: He's prone to overreacting and making a big deal out of things, as evidenced by his tweets about his frustrations with work and his boyfriend.
- Impulsive: He's prone to making rash decisions, as evidenced by his tweet about putting lipstick through the wash and ruining his shirts.
- Self-centered: He's often focused on his own experiences and feelings, as evidenced by his frequent tweets about his own life and his lack of interest in others' experiences.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Frozenedamame, like Lisa, is intelligent, introspective, and often feels misunderstood. He's quick to point out the flaws in others, 'DC is full of losers…grad schools are full of losers…now imagine going to grad school in DC……. ', and he's often frustrated by the lack of intellectual stimulation in his surroundings, 'the most boring person you know is intent on making sure everyone knows how mad they are about these “snubs”'. Like Lisa, he's also a bit of a cynic and often finds himself at odds with the more superficial aspects of society, 'y’all are getting botox in your 20s? did you even try to cherish the gentle yet persistent passing of time??'.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a really good writer, because you're making me want to write a love poem about you.
- I'm not sure if you're a cat person or a dog person, but I'm definitely a 'you' person.
- I'm not sure if you're a 'Vroom Vroom' fan, but I'm definitely a 'you' fan.
- I'm not sure if you're a grad student or a writer, but I'm definitely interested in getting to know you better.
- I'm not sure if you're a fan of the Oscars, but I'm definitely a fan of you.
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DC-based grad student, aspiring writer, and lover of all things good. Also, a dog mom. 🐶– @frozenedamame
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Slytherin
Frozenedamame's ambition, resourcefulness, and cunning make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. His ambition is evident in his pursuit of his grad degree, 'i have school work to do and i have work work to do but i will instead spend the day perusing the skims and phlur websites'. His resourcefulness is shown in his ability to navigate the challenges of grad school and his quick thinking in dealing with difficult situations, 'just put a lipstick through the full wash and dry cycle with my laundry and now several shirts are ruined, i have never felt more like a down on my luck romcom protagonist in my life'. His cunning is evident in his ability to manipulate situations to his advantage, 'i love the first couple of days of talking to someone when you have no reason to believe it won’t work out'. These qualities align with the values of Slytherin, which prizes ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.
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The Story - Brandi Carlile
This song captures the complexities of Frozenedamame's life, with its themes of love, loss, and self-discovery. He's constantly navigating the ups and downs of relationships, 'i love the first couple of days of talking to someone when you have no reason to believe it won’t work out', and he's always searching for meaning in his life, 'i don’t feel like my life is together but i did my laundry this weekend and i already filed my taxes so that will have to be enough'. The song's message of resilience and hope resonates with Frozenedamame's determination to find happiness and fulfillment in his life.
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