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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe is most like Homer Simpson: chaotic, impulsive, often crude, but also self-aware and darkly humorous. Like Homer, this user leans into over-the-top aggression and bravado, threatening things like “یه جوری همتونو با یه چک میخوابونم که نفهمید از کجا خوردید” and “همتونو میزنم”, yet it feels more comedic than genuinely menacing. There’s also a very Homer-like mix of self-deprecation and physical/mental chaos in tweets such as “کم کم دارم به خود﷼ی کردن خودم نزدیک میشم” and “یه جوری بعد از اون بگا رفتم که حتی قیافمم عوض شده”. The user openly references addiction, withdrawal, and bad decisions (“واسه کاستوم هالووین قرصامو نخوردم”, “ببخشید دیر ملحق میشم، تو ترکم”), which fits Homer’s pattern of impulsive overindulgence and messy attempts to clean up afterward. Even the mix of political outbursts like “ای کصمادر چین” with grandiose posturing about power and toughness mirrors Homer’s tendency to loudly take extreme positions without much filter or consistency. Overall, the combination of vulgar humor, erratic threats, self-inflicted chaos, and occasional pseudo-philosophical or political commentary aligns best with Homer’s loud, messy, but strangely charismatic persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraversion: they constantly engage others, invite reactions, and openly perform their persona, e.g. asking for hate in “بهم هیت بدید بخندیم”, joking about a future face reveal in “وای از اون روزی که فیس ریویل کنم”, and declaring “یه مشت معتاد روانی جمع شدیم توییتر” about the social space of Twitter itself in this tweet. Their Intuition shows in the focus on big-picture politics, ideology, and hypothetical scenarios rather than concrete detail, for example the mini-definition thread on democracy in “دِموکراسی حکومتی است که...” and the violent time‑travel thought experiment in “ماشین زمان داشتم یه جوری اون محمد...”. They lean strongly Thinking: the tone is blunt, harsh, and argumentative, often prioritizing provocation over harmony, like the repeated insults toward opponents in “کصمادر مخالفای عقیدم اصلا” and mocking religious history in “به عنوان کسایی که زن امامشون لای در گایید شد...”. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern appear Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, with on‑the‑fly comments about addiction, mood, and failed plans such as “این دفعه ترک کردم جدی” followed by further posts about smoking and drugs like “ببخشید دیر ملحق میشم، تو ترکم” and “تازه از پا منقل پاشدم”. Combined, this points most strongly to ENTP: an extraverted, provocative, idea‑oriented debater who enjoys conflict, dark humor, and testing boundaries more than stability or order.

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Iranian cinephile & book hoarder. Tweets about politics, protest camps, and quitting vices for the 5th time. Once skipped meds for a Halloween costume.– @FrPguyPAH

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This is a loud, high-proof bourbon base for someone who casually declares “همتونو میزنم” and brags that “۱۰ نفرو حریف بودم” in a fight (tweet). An espresso shot nods to starting the day with coffee and chaos, like “صبح خودمو با اسپرسو شروع کردم” and needing “قهوه میخوامممممممممم” to function (tweet). Pomegranate syrup adds a dark, bittersweet Iranian heart, fitting someone who jokes about politics, monarchy, and protest with lines like “جاوید شاه” and bitter comments on life in Iran such as “هربار که تو ایران گفتم دیگه بدتر از این نمیشه خدا خندید”. Chili tincture brings the profanity-laced aggression and sexual bravado of tweets like “یه جوری همتونو با یه چک میخوابونم” and the gleeful threat “از این به بعد هر پسر تویینکی ببینم حمله میکنم بهش”. Finally, a touch of activated charcoal makes it inky black, a wink to his talk of addiction, “تو فضام” vibes (tweet), and the chaotic, half-joking self-destruction of “کم کم دارم به خود﷼ی کردن خودم نزدیک میشم”. This cocktail is strong, a little toxic, weirdly charming, and absolutely not for the faint of heart—just like his timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest traits here are aggression, dominance, and a kind of dark ambition that align much more with Slytherin than any other house. They repeatedly frame themselves as powerful and dangerous, e.g. bragging in one tweet that “یه جوری همتونو با یه چک میخوابونم که نفهمید از کجا خوردید” and in another that “همتونو میزنم”, which reflects a desire to project dominance and strength. Their bio, calling themselves “جنتلمن، کاپیتالیست، طاغوتی,” also signals a self-conscious embrace of elitism and opposition to the prevailing order, a very Slytherin-style identity play. Even in politics or religion-adjacent comments, they speak in terms of power and transgression, like fantasizing about extreme retaliation against religious figures in “ماشین زمان داشتم یه جوری اون محمد مادرجنده رو میگاییدم پودر شه آرپیجی میکردم تو کونش منفجر شه” and provocatively saying “از فردا میرم تو مسجدا مشروب میریزم”. While there is some humor and self-deprecation, the consistent throughline is provocative bravado, a desire to shock, and an I’ll-do-what-I-want self-preservation instinct, all of which fit Slytherin far better than Gryffindor’s principled bravery, Hufflepuff’s warmth, or Ravenclaw’s intellectualism.

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The song Bad Reputation fits them because they lean into being provocative, abrasive, and unapologetic, similar to the song’s refusal to care what anyone thinks. Their bio already frames this stance with “جنتلمن، کاپیتالیست، طاغوتی,” embracing labels others might see as negative. They constantly use aggressive, vulgar humor and delight in shocking people, like when they say “یه جوری همتونو با یه چک میخوابونم که نفهمید از کجا خوردید” and “کصمادر مخالفای عقیدم اصلا”. They openly brag about being chaotic in relationships and life, for example: “جدی آدم کصکشیم با من تو رابطه باشی تروما میشم برات” and “از این به بعد هر پسر تویینکی ببینم حمله میکنم بهش😝😝😝😋😋😋😋 خایه کنید خلاصه”. Even their political and anti-religious shots, like “از فردا میرم تو مسجدا مشروب میریزم” and “به عنوان کسایی که زن امامشون لای در گایید شد زیادی گنده گوزی میکنید”, show they cultivate a reputation for rebellion and simply don’t care about being liked. That defiant, in-your-face attitude is exactly what Bad Reputation is about.

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