Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about health, work, and fandom, e.g. “i've been having a shit time recently. i'm so looking forward to having a week off…” and “i'm having a terrible saturday night lol… i just feel so lonely”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Oasis, F1, BTS, and ASOIAF, like “no show has fed my dilf obsession more than atotsk..... i feel sick and twisted and i love it” and “genuinely soooo emotional about the end of oasis live '25”.
- Reflective thinker: Often reflects on past experiences and feelings, e.g. “i miss when i used to write like.. all the fucking time. what happened </3” and travel nostalgia in “i've had the most incredible year in terms of travel… forever going to be chasing that same high”.
- Appreciative observer: Notices and values small human moments, like “there's something that makes me so happy about seeing all the people on cruise ships that hang at the railings and wave… it's just such a human thing”.
- Goal‑oriented planner: Plans around what matters to her, saving leave and organizing life for events, e.g. “i took leave without pay over christmas… so that i can save more annual leave for knebworth 26. i have been Preparing”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Frequently talks harshly about her own life, e.g. “i love my life” after a bad morning and “going from travelling… to working a full time job where i have never felt more neglected in my life is fun!”.
- Work frustration: Expresses strong dissatisfaction with her job and environment, like “this job is destroying my will to live and i am Struggling lol” and “i have never felt more neglected in my life”.
- Emotional burnout: Often sounds exhausted and overwhelmed, e.g. “think i might be starting 2026 with a fever…..”, “i feel soooo sick, it's unreal. i don't know if i can go to work feeling like this :(”, and “i'm so sore and exhausted”.
- Loneliness issues: Openly struggles with loneliness and end‑of‑year blues, as in “i'm having a terrible saturday night lol… i just feel so lonely” and needing something to look forward to in “need something to look forward to because this job is destroying my will to live”.
- Avoidant overwhelm: Shows avoidance or dread when stressed, like “i'm so behind on watching the olympics it's insane. fuck my life” and “my work christmas party is on this week and i do not have an outfit yet. kill me.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, emotionally intense, and extremely fandom/interest-driven. Like Lisa, they have a rich inner life and get genuinely moved by art and media, whether it’s Oasis (“hiding in the bathroom at work trying to make it look like i haven't been crying over oasis during my lunch break”) or Game of Thrones (“season 6 episode 10 'the winds of winter' is perhaps television at its absolute peak”). They also show a reflective, slightly melancholic side about work and purpose, like Lisa’s existential funks (“this job is destroying my will to live and i am Struggling lol”, “i've been having a shit time recently. i'm so looking forward to having a week off”). Their preference for written communication and feeling misunderstood in a verbal-work environment echoes Lisa’s academically wired, slightly out-of-step personality (“the way i prefer everything communicated to me in writing… everything at my work is communicated with verbal instructions that make me want to shoot myself”). At the same time, their passionate hyperfixations on niche interests and sports (Max Verstappen, cricket, Winter Olympics) show the same earnest, occasionally obsessive enthusiasm Lisa brings to her causes and hobbies (“cricket brainrot is returning”, “winter olympics which means i am rewatching every virtue moir routine”).
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often mention feeling lonely or drained and gravitate toward solo, cozy activities like colouring, puzzles, and movies at home, e.g. buying Ohuhu markers and spending Christmas Eve “doing some colouring & a jigsaw puzzle, and watching The Holdovers” “my ohuhu markers arrived today. so i am spending christmas eve doing some colouring & a jigsaw puzzle, and watching the holdovers <3”, and they describe end-of-year blues and loneliness “i'm having a terrible saturday night lol. end of year blues are hitting hard. i always hate this time of year, even though i wish i didn't, because i just feel so lonely”. Their strong focus on fictional worlds, future hopes, and patterns (Oasis tours, World Cup predictions, F1 narratives) fits Intuition, as in “2026 the year of the dutch. netherlands winning the fifa world cup & max verstappen getting his 5th world championship. calling it now. bookmarking this so i can come back to it at the end of next year.” and their ASOIAF, films, and character-obsession bio. They clearly prioritize values and emotions over cold logic, aligning with Feeling: they’re moved by small human moments “there's something that makes me so happy about seeing all the people on cruise ships that hang at the railings and wave to other boats and people as they depart. it's just such a human thing and i enjoy seeing people so happy” and show strong moral disgust at disrespectful behavior “thank god i have a life and a brain and i'm not parasocial or disgusting or disrespectful enough to think it's okay to invade peoples privacy… fuck the weirdos”. Their life looks relatively unstructured and reactive, frequently commenting on being behind, tired, or struggling with work and health rather than tightly scheduled, and they can be impulsive (e.g. staying up until 2am to watch F1 “i can't believe i stayed up til 2am on a work night just to watch lando win </3”), which points to Perceiving more than Judging. Taken together—emotionally expressive, idealistic, fandom-immersed, values-driven, and somewhat disorganized—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’ve walked Catbells, conquered Skellig Michael, survived 1000 steps on the stairmaster AND four blood-test stabs in one morning… so when are we adding “going on a date with me” to your list of heroic endurance feats?
- You planning your whole annual leave around Knebworth 26 is so real… if you can be that dedicated to Oasis, imagine how unhingedly supportive you’d be as my partner in crime. We could be our own little Live ’26 tour.
- As a fellow Max apologist and VER5TAPPEN truther, I think we should honour his fifth title in advance: five-course dinner, five drinks, five kisses, and then we review the race together like it’s post‑qualy analysis.
- You rewatched GoT just to cry over ‘The Winds of Winter’, you’re moved by Virtue/Moir, and you’re still emotional about Oasis Live ’25—someone who feels that deeply about art and sport? I don’t just want to flirt with you, I kind of want to build a whole soft little life with you.
- You, a self-proclaimed dilf Baelor Breakspear enthusiast who gets cuteness aggression over Liam, enjoys colouring with Ohuhu markers, stays up for F1, and cries in workplace bathrooms over Oasis… I don’t need ChatGPT to rewrite this: you’re literally my exact type, unedited.
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Office gremlin with a passport, a dilf problem & chronic post-travel blues. Once walked Catbells, Skellig Michael… and still can’t finish Skyrim.– @fruitciders
Your signature cocktail
The Ver5tappen Dilf Spritz
Dutch genever/dry gin is the racing heart of this drink, a nod to their Max obsession and manifesting era with lines like “oasis posting briefly on pause to say that i still have not lost hope VER5TAPPEN” and “2026 the year of the dutch. netherlands winning the fifa world cup & max verstappen getting his 5th world championship.”. Blood orange juice captures the drama of their life and health saga, from “think i might be starting 2026 with a fever..... trying to go to sleep, but i'm hot abd cold at the same time and shivering like hell” to “went to get a blood test & they had to stab me 4 different times”. Aperol/Campari adds a bittersweet edge for their end-of-year blues and loneliness, like “i'm having a terrible saturday night lol. end of year blues are hitting hard. i always hate this time of year, even though i wish i didn't, because i just feel so lonely” and the work misery in “going from travelling around europe full time for 4.5 months, to working a full time job where i have never felt more neglected in my life is fun!”. Sparkling wine reflects the high of gigs, travel and fandom euphoria, from “i've had the most incredible year in terms of travel” to being rabid over Oasis and Liam like “liam himself endorsing liamgirlism 🙏🏼 we just keep winning”. Finally, a splash of cold brew/strong iced coffee stands in for their jittery, slightly unhinged energy and nausea-filled caffeine struggles in “i've felt nauseous all day. i love my life. starting to think i have an intolerance to caffeine lol”, making this an emotionally unstable but dangerously drinkable spritz—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional attachment, and a desire for simple, grounded joys. Their deep attachment to bands and sports figures is framed in an almost communal, supportive way, like when they say they’re “so emotional about the end of oasis live '25” and don’t want it to end, while still wanting the band to have time to “see family & friends & live their” lives, showing care and fairness toward others’ wellbeing: “i don't want oasis live 25 to ever end. i mean.. obviously it needs to end because i want them to have time to themselves, to chill and decompress and see family & friends & live their”. They value kindness and human warmth in small, everyday moments, like their reflection on people waving from cruise ships: “it's just such a human thing and i enjoy seeing people so happy to go on their cruise lol.”. Their work ethic and perseverance show up in tweets about dragging themselves through draining work while still doing their best, e.g. “today is a slow day at work and it's dragging on. i just want more things to do to keep me preoccupied”, and “going from travelling around europe full time for 4.5 months, to working a full time job where i have never felt more neglected in my life is fun!” where they keep going despite feeling awful. They’re also notably non-parasocial and respectful, explicitly condemning invasive fan behavior as “disgusting or disrespectful,” prioritizing basic decency and fairness: “i'm not parasocial or disgusting or disrespectful enough to think it's okay to invade peoples privacy and be a piece of shit at a difficult time when they're probably all grieving.”. Taken together—grounded emotionality, respect, loyalty, and steady persistence—these traits align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Champagne Supernova - Oasis
A well-suited song is “Champagne Supernova” by Oasis, blending nostalgia, melancholy, and yearning—much like their timeline. They’re deeply Oasis-coded, from “hiding in the bathroom at work trying to make it look like i haven't been crying over oasis during my lunch break” to planning their life around “oasis knebworth 26” and saying “i don't want oasis live 25 to ever end”. The song’s themes of drifting through life and wanting to live inside certain moments mirror tweets like “i wish you could live inside certain moments so that they could last forever” and their post-travel comedown in “the post travel & post oasis blues are hitting all at once”. Its hazy, emotional vibe fits someone who veers between humour and despair—“need something to look forward to because this job is destroying my will to live”—yet is still intensely passionate about music, travel, and fandoms. Like the song, they’re half wistful, half feral, always chasing the next high of gigs, F1 seasons, and future trips.
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