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The user’s chaotic posting style, short all‑caps exclamations and constant rebellion against authority (e.g., "My mother keeps on annoying me today I’m going to kms" and "wtf is going on w the people posting on here") mirrors Bart’s mischievous, impulsive voice. Like Bart, they often mock pop‑culture trends ("And then ppl ship usuk😒", "I feel like those white women who are obsessed with their sourdough") and use slang and meme language. Their tendency to overreact dramatically to everyday situations (e.g., "My mother is making apple pie I’m going to kms") matches Bart’s habit of blowing minor annoyances out of proportion. The frequent references to teen concerns such as body image, weight loss, and peer pressure also fit a pre‑teen perspective. Overall, the blend of rebellious humor, random memes, and impulsive emotional outbursts aligns most closely with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently posts vivid, sensory details about food and daily life, e.g., "2 day old pasta looks heavenly when u haven’t eaten for 14 hours," showing a concrete Sensing preference. Their messages are emotionally charged and centered on personal feelings and moral judgments, such as "I would wish body dysmorphia … on my worst enemy" and "All of the people that bring shedtwt stuff to tik tok will face hell fire for eternity," indicating a Feeling orientation. The posts are spontaneous, impulsive and lack clear planning, exemplified by statements like "My mother keeps on annoying me today I’m going to kms" and "I want popcorn," which aligns with a Perceiving style. The user engages openly with the external world, reacting loudly to other users and sharing personal drama publicly, e.g., "wtf is going on w the people posting on here," suggesting Extraversion. Therefore the best fitting MBTI type is ESFP.

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Coffee-fueled meme curator, cat dad, occasional cosplayer. Once survived 2-day-old pasta. Sharing laughs, food pics, and quirky thoughts. #LifeIn140– @frukpureset69

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic cocktail mirrors @frukpureset69's roller-coaster of emotions, blending sweet maple syrup with bold espresso to echo the tweet "Yes I will continue to drink coffee with 100g of syrup, milk and creamer no matter how bad Ana gets I WILL always have enough calories for my coffee" and the dramatic "My mother is making apple pie I'm going to kms". The Canadian whisky pays homage to their love of Canada, while the French Chambord adds a touch of French flair mentioned in their bio. A swirl of heavy cream creates a "fat morbidly obese cat"-like richness, recalling the line "Stupid fat morbidly obese cat takes my place". The bitter-sweet edge of the liqueur nods to their self-deprecating humor like "I feel like those white women who are obsessed with their sourdough". Together it's a drink that's as unpredictable and intense as the tweet "wtf is going on w the people posting on here😭".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently expresses self‑serving and vengeful attitudes, such as in the tweet 'I would wish body dysmorphia and a b/p cycle on my worst enemy. That’s my worst enemy that Mf definitely deserves it.' This focus on personal advantage and willingness to harm others aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and lack of moral scruples. They also display a desire for control over others, for example 'All of the people that bring shedtwt stuff to tik tok will face hell fire for eternity.' Their concern with reputation and strategic self‑preservation appears in 'I keep on embarrassing myself on insta I’m going to delete it if I continue,' showing a calculated approach to maintain image. These traits collectively point to Slytherin as the most fitting house.

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The repeated expressions of self‑harm and hopelessness, such as 'My mother keeps on annoying me today I’m going to kms' and 'I’ve been getting migraines like crazy and it’s stopping me from exercising I genuinely I’m going to kms', echo the raw anguish in Nine Inch Nails’ 'Hurt.' The lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' mirrors the user’s constant references to hurting themselves and wishing pain on others ('I would wish body dysmorphia and a b/p cycle on my worst enemy'). Their feelings of body dysmorphia ('My face has gotten so fat I’m going to cry') and self‑destruction ('Kys the ayatollah will hunt you down never speak ill of doogh') align with the song’s themes of physical and emotional decay. The song’s bleak, introspective tone fits the chaotic, depressive tone of their timeline, where they oscillate between dark humor and genuine despair. Both the original and Johnny Cash’s cover amplify the sense of isolation and regret that permeates the user’s tweets.

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