FrustratedPasta
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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, energetic teen who loves music, chaos, and often breaks the rules, which mirrors FrustratedPasta's random, meme‑filled timeline. The user frequently shouts excitement like "ACTUALLY SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT" and "MY KORN TICKETS CAME IN", similar to Bart’s enthusiastic reaction to concerts and skateboarding. Their frequent profanity and all‑caps outbursts such as "what the FUCK" and "FUCK FUCK FUAUALCK" echo Bart’s rebellious language (“Eat my shorts!”). The user’s self‑deprecating humor and love for internet memes ("yass", "meow") reflect Bart’s sarcastic, meme‑savvy personality. Finally, the user’s occasional frustration with school ("school is ruining my mental health") and chaotic posting style resemble Bart’s disdain for school and his impulsive behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent, upbeat posts like 'ACTUALLY SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT' and 'hi twitter' show a strong outward focus and a desire for social interaction, indicating Extraversion. They often share concrete, sensory details such as 'I went to sleep sick as fuck but happy' and 'my other ghost shirt came in,' reflecting a Sensing preference for present‑moment experiences. Their emotional language, for example 'Happy Pride Night! @StLouisBlues' and 'if i get misgendered again i give up,' reveals a Feeling orientation that prioritizes personal values and reactions. The stream of spontaneous updates—'I think I got a job' and 'just had someone try and log into this account???'—demonstrates a flexible, adaptable Perceiving style. Together these traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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Autistic music & horror fan, gamer & concert junkie. He/they. Texas Chainsaw Massacre merch collector. Got $5 from a Cards Against Humanity ad.– @FrustratedPasta

Your signature cocktail
The Neon Chainsaw Yass is a chaotic blend of smoky mezcal, bright blue curaçao, tangy orange juice, bitter Aperol, and a splash of black cherry liqueur, mirroring @FrustratedPasta's love for metal, horror movies, and vibrant meme culture. The smoky mezcal evokes the Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibes they often reference, like in their tweet "my other ghost shirt came in" and the shout "Happy Pride Night! @StLouisBlues" that shows their love for intense, edgy events. The blue curaçao captures the alien 👽 emoji in their name and the recurring "yass" exclamations, as seen in "yass" and "yass [2 pictures]". The orange juice component nods to the tweet "drank 27 cups of@water and orange juice to get drug tested", giving the drink a citrus punch that matches their high‑energy, restless spirit. The Aperol and black cherry liqueur add a bitter‑sweet Italian twist that hints at their username ‘FrustratedPasta’ and the dark, haunting soundtrack they love, highlighted by "Thank you Ghost for spending 3,897 minutes with me this year on @Spotify".

Your Hogwarts House
The bio “shed your skin and start anew” evokes a snake shedding its skin, a classic symbol of Slytherin. They openly promote self‑interest, as seen when they announced, “I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT.” Their ambition is evident in career‑oriented posts like “i think i got a job” and the excitement for future events: “ACTUALLY SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT.” These traits—focus on personal advancement, resourcefulness, and a willingness to seize opportunities—align closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition and cunning.

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Born This Way captures @FrustratedPasta's celebration of identity and pride, as they tweet 'Happy Pride Night! @StLouisBlues' and 'being autistic on Christmas is so amazing cause i just got tickets to STL. Blues pride night'. Their bio, 'shed your skin and start anew', echoes the song's message of self‑acceptance and transformation, urging them to be themselves. The frustration with misgendering ('if i get misgendered again i give up') and frequent self‑celebrations ('my birthday is tomorrow 😋') align with the empowering chorus 'I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistake'. The track's anthemic call to love yourself matches their eclectic mix of metal, horror, and queer culture (e.g., 'yassification', 'Korn tickets') while providing a unifying, positive message.

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