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Your Simpsons character
Kit embodies the rebellious, high-energy, and prankish spirit of Bart Simpson, frequently using provocative language and a chaotic posting style to get a reaction. Much like Bart’s relationship with figures of authority, Kit oscillates between being a dedicated fan and jokingly antagonizing his favorite band, often tweeting things like “Bitch @awsten” or “I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE BAND GO TO GAY HELL”. He displays a classic Simpsons-esque disregard for decorum, sharing gross-out humor such as “i just saw a used pad stuck to a street light pole i ❤️ sf”. Despite the edge, he has a core of sincerity regarding his passions, admitting when a song “found me at the perfect time”. Ultimately, his mix of dog-themed aesthetics, gaming, and “eat my shorts” energy makes him a perfect match for the spiky-haired troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kit demonstrates Extroversion (E) through intense social engagement with fan culture, expressing a deep desire for connection like “mutuals can dm for my number to stay in touch!!” and suffering when missing live shows. His Intuition (N) is evident in his abstract, symbolic language and fixation on the 'plot' or 'paranoia' of performance, such as when he asks if an artist is “acting crazier with the paper for plot/ ~paranoia~”. Kit’s Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as he prioritizes emotional impact and personal comfort over logic, stating that being reminded of shared struggles is “incredibly comforting at a time when i really needed to hear it”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows through a spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle, admitting to being “broke as shit” and struggling with time management or planning ahead for tours.

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Artist and '02 bone collector. Once survived a SF street scene involving a streetlight pad. Passionate about live music and professional concert photography etiquette.– @fuckaboutkit

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures the chaotic and high-energy essence of a dedicated 'soulst*r' stan who is constantly vibrating at a high frequency. The vibrant green base is a direct nod to their desperation for limited merch, specifically when they posted “Fuck my life i need that green zip EVERYBODY ***”, while the strong alcohol content reflects the “soulst*r induced psychosis” they experience during tour season. Despite the aggressive edge and potty mouth, there is a playful, pup-like sweetness found in the mango syrup, reminding us of their bio's “like a dog treat?” charm. It’s a drink designed for someone who would gladly be at the “barricade for awsten hole pics” while screaming lyrics at the top of their lungs.

Your Hogwarts House
Kit embodies Gryffindor’s trademark impulsivity and fierce willingness to engage in conflict to defend their beliefs. They aren't afraid of confrontation, telling another user “Can you please get a hobby because picking fights with people on twitter isn’t one” and asserting their right to be in the pit despite physical limitations, stating, “i mosh in pits and i queue for barricade even though im not completely able bodied... and that is enough!! to just try!”. Their bold, unfiltered communication style is evident in tweets like “Texas Polycule Massacre” and “I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE BAND GO TO GAY HELL”. This combination of raw honesty, passionate fandom loyalty, and a “fight me” attitude aligns perfectly with the house of the brave.

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The song Fuck About It is the most fitting choice as kit’s entire online identity, including their username @fuckaboutkit and tweets like “Fuck about it 2”, is a direct reference to this Waterparks track. Kit exhibits the chaotic, high-energy devotion of a 'stans' culture, frequently mentioning the band's lead singer, such as in the post “i don’t fuckiggg like yiuuu @awsten at allllll”, which playfully mimics the band's lyrical style. The song’s themes of frustration and fixation mirror kit's intense concert experiences, from “queue for barricade” to tracking setlists like “sneaking out of heaven stayed on the setlist”. Ultimately, the song encapsulates the unfiltered, dog-themed, and hyper-fixated personality displayed throughout the profile.

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