Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Resilience: Despite being exhausted, he remains focused on university demands, mentioning he has been “studying or preparing” since 5 AM.
- Cultural Pride: He frequently celebrates his heritage and language, specifically posting “POLSKA GUROOOOM🦅🦅🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱” to show Polish pride.
- Disciplined Routine: He maintains a strict physical regimen, increasing his activity to “14k+ steps/day” to stay productive.
- Culinary Creativity: He takes pride in his cooking skills, even when restricted, calling himself a “good chef” while making specialized meals.
- Hydration Focus: He prioritizes his health through high water intake, noting that “hitting 3+L water a day is very easy” while at home.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Body Dysmorphia: He perceives himself as large despite evidence to the contrary, claiming his “thighs rub together” while others see him as very thin.
- Self-Harm Ideation: He frequently uses extreme rhetoric, stating “i should kill myself” when feeling dissatisfied with his physical appearance.
- Restrictive Eating Patterns: He engages in dangerous behaviors, such as a “115h fast” that left him feeling frustrated and physically unwell.
- Internalized Negativity: He consumes harmful content for motivation, admitting to being a “fatspo enjoyer” to fuel his self-loathing.
- Emotional Instability: His mood is tied entirely to his disorder, noting that his “mental health does get better when my ed gets worse”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's edgy exterior, they reflect Lisa Simpson’s tendency toward deep existential sadness and the crushing pressure of academic perfectionism, as seen when they lament, “i have an exam tomorrow i barely studied for i can't bring myself to do anything im so tired and so sad i hate myself for being this pathetic”. Like Lisa, the user struggles with body image and a desperate need for control, often feeling isolated and “disgusting” despite achieving their goals. They also share a cynical, intellectualized outlook on their own habits, noting that “sadly my mental health does get better when my ed gets worse”. Ultimately, their combination of high intelligence, academic burnout, and emotional volatility mirrors the more melancholic episodes of The Simpsons where Lisa feels like an outsider in her own family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Ilya exhibits Introversion through his focus on solitary struggles and internal dialogue, noting how he looks “schizo” while talking to himself during long, isolated walks. His Intuitive side is shown by his focus on future self-transformation and symbolic goals, such as needing to fit into a specific dress “by summer” as a primary motivator. He leans toward Thinking, often adopting a blunt, cold, and analytical view of his body and others, dismissively labeling certain online discourse as a “retarded take”. Finally, his Judging trait is dominant in his highly structured approach to restriction, where he meticulously “plans” his behavior months in advance to manage his mental stability.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my water cup? Because no matter how many liters I get, I constantly feel the need to come back and refill my time with you.
- I promise I’m more satisfying than a 115-hour fast—unlike your plateau, my interest in you is only going up.
- If you let me take you out, I promise to be your 'safe food'—consistent, exactly what you need, and 100% guilt-free.
- You said you love the letter Ë, but I think you’d look even better with the letter U—as in, U and I making some actually good 'slop' together.
- Forget the gymbro motivation; the only 'victory' I’m chasing is being the reason you stop scrolling edtwt and start smiling at your phone.
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Slavic linguistics enthusiast and dedicated student. When I’m not studying for exams or hitting my 14k daily step goal, I’m perfecting the art of the 0-cal brew.– @fuckg_0_d
Your signature cocktail
The 0-Energola Cold Slop
This drink captures the chaotic, dual Russian-Polish energy of a user who claims “POLSKA GUROOOOM🦅🦅🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱”. The vodka honors their Slavic roots, while the sugar-free energy drink reflects their obsession with safe foods, because “nie ma nie było i nie będzie fasta bez 0 energola ‼”. To match their mood, the drink is served freezing cold, mirroring their constant state of “literally freezing” during a mini-fast. Finally, the garnish represents their recent culinary transition to “eating Leaves” and making what they affectionately call “the best slop of my life.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ilya's behavior is defined by a ruthless, outcome-oriented ambition focused on self-transformation and mastery over his own body. He demonstrates extreme resourcefulness and a "victory at any cost" mentality, evidenced when he notes that while he feels the physical toll, he considers it a “victory but at what cost”. His self-preservation is calculated, choosing to “don't weigh myself through February to avoid suicide” as a strategic mental move. Furthermore, he embraces a competitive and elitist edge, dismissively stating “yeah im above you peasant”. This combination of intense goal-fixation, strategic suffering for a personal ideal, and a sharp, exclusionary wit aligns him perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The user is deeply entrenched in 'edtwt' (Eating Disorder Twitter) culture, and Prom Queen perfectly captures the body dysmorphia and intense self-criticism seen throughout their feed. They express constant dissatisfaction with their body, even while losing weight, noting “I have to keep retying my shorts smaller... i look the exact same”. The song’s focus on dieting and comparison mirrors the user's struggle with familial pressure, particularly from their mother who tells them they are “55kg” while also “ragebaiting” them with weight loss beliefs. This constant cycle of restriction and self-loathing is summed up by the user stating, “sometimes i just look down at myself and feel so disgusting”. Ultimately, the track reflects the user's focus on achieving a 'dream size' and the emotional exhaustion of “pushing through absolute pain” to satisfy these internal and external demands.
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