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Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten is a classic insecure teenager who is often the butt of jokes and craves acceptance, similar to how the user writes "who want me [picture]" showing a longing for validation. The user’s experience of being teased about their body – "my friends were teasing me for being underweight and when i sit in my boyfriend’s lap he calls me light i think im winning" – mirrors Milhouse’s constant bullying at school. Their mention of self‑harm, "i was gonna burn myself but instead i might just actually beat myself up❤️❤️❤️❤️🙂↕️", reflects the darker emotional breakdowns Milhouse sometimes endures. The user also asks about weed substitutes – "if i have weed but no paper specificslly for rolling blunts what r some substitutes that work?" – echoing Milhouse’s occasional rebellious, impulsive behavior. Together these traits make Milhouse Van Houten the Simpsons character that best matches the user’s profile.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience and seeks interaction, e.g., "goodnight everybunny!!" and "who want me [picture]", indicating extraversion. Their posts focus on concrete, present sensations such as "i am so cold rn😭😭 also i kinda forgot to eat" and "whenever i feel nauseous i feel like everyone else thinks i’m competing for best ana", which reflects a sensing preference. Emotional language dominates, with statements like "boyf also ran his hands over my scars ... i am down BAD" and "my friends were teasing me for being underweight and when i sit in my boyfriend’s lap he calls me light i think im winning", showing a feeling decision style. The timeline of their tweets is spontaneous and unstructured, for example "i might be high Ask Me Anything" and "im gonna gain up to 100lbs and then maintain around there", indicating a perceiving orientation. Together these traits point to an ESFP personality type.

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15‑year‑old writer & mental‑health advocate sharing raw moments—once turned a scar‑painting into a constellation for a photo. #EDTWT #SHEIT– @fuckitiluvyouu

Your signature cocktail
The Scarred Bunny's Lavender Haze mixes calming lavender syrup with light coconut water, a fizzy ginger ale bite, and a hint of CBD tincture, finishing with edible glitter that shimmers like a bunny's night‑time sparkle. It captures the user's love for purple vibes ('one day ill join one of those purple things trust') and the recurring 'goodnight everybunny!!' sign‑off. The ginger fizz mirrors the raw, sharp edges of their trauma and self‑harm references ('i was gonna burn myself but insyead i might just actuallt beat myself up❤️❤️❤️❤️🙂↕️'), while the CBD nods to their weed‑related posts ('i might be high Ask Me Anything'). The light coconut base reflects the recurring comment of feeling 'light' in their boyfriend's lap, and the glitter garnish hints at the desire for bright, carefree moments amidst the darkness, echoing tweets like 'who want me' and 'my wife has this blog😟😟 hi ml😭😊'. Overall, the drink is a bittersweet, sparkling cocktail that feels both soothing and edgy, just like the mix of vulnerability and defiant humor in their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently seeks and offers support within their online community, evident in tweets like "who want me [picture]" and the recurring "goodnight everybunny!!" which show a friendly, inclusive attitude. They display empathy and concern for others, asking "did he force you to post this?? Are You Okay????" and checking in with others' wellbeing. Their loyalty to friends and desire for acceptance is also clear when they mention "my friends were teasing me for being underweight and when i sit in my boyfriend’s lap he calls me light i think im winning" indicating a need for validation within relationships. These traits—kindness, dedication to others, and a strong sense of community—align closely with Hufflepuff’s core values of loyalty, patience, and fairness.

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The user frequently feels like an outsider and unwanted, as seen in tweets like "who want me [picture]" and "my friends were teasing me for being underweight". They also reference self‑harm and low self‑worth, for example "i was gonna burn myself but instead i might just actually beat myself up" and "mine was a guy who was grooming me😭😭😭". The iconic lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" mirrors their sense of alienation and yearning for acceptance. Their posts about yearning for love and validation—"boyfriend also ran his hands over my scars... i am down BAD"—fit the song’s melancholy confession of not fitting in. Overall, "Creep" captures the mixture of self‑doubt, pain, and desire for connection that permeates their timeline.

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