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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is rebellious, provocative, and constantly pushing boundaries around what’s acceptable. Like Bart, they lean hard into taboo humor and shock value, with tweets like “Do necrophiles get excited when someone says 'deadass'” and “10 year old me rly wanted 2 fuck him n I lowkey still see that exact vision” showing a deliberate intent to unsettle and get a reaction. Their stance of defending controversial preferences in fiction — “i Believe everyone should love whoever or whatever they want and identify however they want without having to fear judgement” — mirrors Bart’s tendency to question authority and moral panic rather than conform. The self-destructive and edgy self-expression in “I used to have so much potential... Imma do jus what I want til my brain finally gives up on me” also fits Bart’s mix of nihilism, dark humor, and underlying vulnerability. Overall, their combination of juvenile shock humor, anti-norm sentiment, and chaotic energy aligns most strongly with Bart rather than more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their focus is on inner experience, self‑expression, and paraphilias rather than social life or large friend groups, and they talk about doing what they want until their brain gives up, as in “Imma do jus what I want til my brain finally gives up on me”, which reflects introspective, solitary rumination. They show strong Intuition (N) by centering abstract ideas and symbolism instead of concrete daily details, e.g. “A character without self harm scars is like an angel without its wings 💭💭”, which turns self‑harm scars into metaphor rather than describing real-world facts. Their values-first stance and emotional framing point to Feeling (F): they defend personal freedom and condemn moral judgment with an ethical tone in “i Believe everyone should love whoever or whatever they want and identify however they want without having to fear judgement . Our society is fucked because we look down on those who dare go against the norms .”. The way they question moral purity culture is value-driven, not analytical, as in “Why do some people on the internet become so obsessed with being a 'good' person it ends up doing the exact opposite…”, showing concern for authenticity and emotional harm. Their spontaneity, lack of structure, and willingness to just follow impulses suggest Perceiving (P)—they describe themselves as doing whatever they want with no plan in “Imma do jus what I want til my brain finally gives up on me” and casually toss out edgy, playful hypotheticals like “Do necrophiles get excited when someone says 'deadass'”, which fits a flexible, improvisational style rather than a rigid, scheduled one.

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Artist exploring taboo themes & complex characters. Here for nuance, dark humor, and honest conversation. Once wrote an essay on monsters in crayon.– @FUCKYOGUNS

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This drink hits hard and weird on purpose, mirroring their unapologetic self‑description as a “Paraphilic Freak of Nature” from the bio and the defiant vibe of “i Believe everyone should love whoever or whatever they want and identify however they want without having to fear judgement .”. The overproof dark rum is that raw, chaotic energy behind lines like “Imma do jus what I want til my brain finally gives up on me”. Bitter red aperitivo stands in for their fixation on pain and scars, echoing “A character without self harm scars is like an angel without its wings 💭💭”. Black cherry liqueur adds a sticky, sweet morbidity for their joking fascination with taboo topics like “Do necrophiles get excited when someone says 'deadass'”. The inky charcoal syrup and smoked salt finish make it look like something exhumed at "15 🪦 ANTi C," a pretty little toxic shrine to their proship shitposting in tweets like “Antiship this Dni that Please go outside bruh”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts emphasize transgressive self‑definition and a deliberate embrace of taboo, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s ambition and contrarian streak. In their bio, they call themself a “Paraphilic Freak of Nature” and add “Self Expression is a Beautiful Thing,” showing pride in an identity most people would hide and a willingness to lean into stigma for the sake of authenticity. They explicitly defend norm‑breaking desire with statements like “i Believe everyone should love whoever or whatever they want and identify however they want without having to fear judgement . Our society is fucked because we look down on those who dare go against the norms .”, which reflects Slytherin’s value of going against social expectations to pursue one’s own path. Their engagement with highly controversial topics—such as “i have been a paraphile since i was 7 years old but the average twitter user would not be ready for that conversation” and jokes like “Do necrophiles get excited when someone says 'deadass'”—shows comfort with provocation and a kind of social risk‑taking that fits Slytherin’s bold, self‑serving edge more than Gryffindor’s moral heroism. Even when they criticize others, it’s framed around people policing fiction and image, as in “Why do some people on the internet become so obsessed with being a 'good' person it ends up doing the exact opposite…”, suggesting they prioritize their own values and freedom over collective norms, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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