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Moe Szyslak is the perpetually depressed, self‑loathing bartender of Springfield who constantly feels worthless and craves affection, which mirrors the user’s repeated self‑destructive statements such as "i fucking hate myself dude" and "what is wrong with me". The user’s longing for connection – "i just want a kiss or a hug or something idk idc who its from" – echoes Moe’s frequent loneliness and desire for a companion, even when they say "maybe just marry a nice woman or man dipshit". Moe’s explosive anger and frustration are reflected in the user’s furious outbursts like "AHHHH AH RAH AHHH WHAT THE FUCKKK" and the vehement condemnation of the "angry blue girl game is the WORST FUCKING GAME EVER!!!!!!! EVER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! BOYCOTT SONY AND ANGRY BLUE GIRL GAME". Additionally, the user’s fluctuating pronoun usage and identity concerns parallel Moe’s insecurity about his place in society. Overall, the blend of self‑hate, loneliness, and volatile anger aligns best with Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets focus heavily on internal emotional states, reflecting introversion (e.g., "i just want a kiss or a hug or something idk idc who its from"). Their language often moves beyond concrete details to abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as "maybe just marry a nice woman or man dipshit" and "this is a situation where no one can be happy and no matter what happens someone will be sad and i am stressed", indicating intuition. Decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings and values, shown by expressions like "i fucking hate myself dude" and "i actually feel so guilty and horrible". The overall style is spontaneous, scattered, and resistant to structure, as seen in lines like "what on earth is wrong with me" and "i am annoying as helllll", which aligns with a perceiving preference. Together these traits point to an INFP type.

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Creative digital artist & indie game fan 🌞 | Trans woman (she/her) | Coffee lover, cat enthusiast, once turned a spilled latte into pixel art– @fuckyoualice

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The "Exploding Sunshine" cocktail captures the bright yet volatile spirit of @supersillycunny, blending sunny citrus with a punch of heat. A base of Texas-born tequila represents their location and the underlying fire behind tweets like "im gonna explode" and "AHHHH AH RAH AHHH WHAT THE FUCKKK". Blue Curaçao adds the "angry blue girl" hue, nodding to the rant "angry blue girl game is the WORST FUCKING GAME EVER!!!!!!!". Fresh lime juice and a splash of simple syrup balance the sour self-loathing ("i fucking hate myself dude", "what is wrong with me") with the longing for affection ("i just want a kiss or a hug or something idk idc who its from"). A dash of hot sauce gives the final explosive kick, echoing the chaotic, emotional roller-coaster that defines their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently expresses a yearning for comfort and connection, such as 'i just want a kiss or a hug or something idk idc who its from', which reflects Hufflepuff’s emphasis on kindness and empathy. Their repeated references to feeling stressed, wanting to explode, and needing someone to cry on ('i am the most stressed i have ever been i want to explode', 'this sucksss i just want someone to cry on') show a deep emotional vulnerability and a desire to be understood, traits valued by Hufflepuff’s supportive nature. The bio’s focus on community identity ('sunny!! she/her mtf 🏳️⚧️ #1 scott morning fan art acc') further indicates loyalty to their chosen groups, another hallmark of Hufflepuff. While there are angry outbursts (e.g., 'BOYCOTT SONY AND ANGRY BLUE GIRL GAME'), they are more expressions of frustration than the bold daring associated with Gryffindor. The user does not display a strong drive for power, cunning, or intellectual pursuits typical of Slytherin or Ravenclaw, making Hufflepuff the house that best matches their expressed traits.

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The tweets show intense self‑destruction and self‑hatred, such as 'im gonna explode' and 'I fucking hate myself dude'. They also reveal a yearning for affection, 'i just want a kiss or a hug or something idk idc who its from', and deep guilt after sexual thoughts, 'jerking off and then feeling the insane guilt'. The lyric 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel' from the song 'Hurt' mirrors this pattern of self‑harm and numbness. The chorus' lament about being a 'broken man' who 'won't let the world see his pain' echoes the user's repeated statements like 'what is wrong with me' and 'I actually feel so guilty and horrible'. Overall, the song’s themes of despair, guilt, and longing for connection fit the tone of the user's timeline.

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