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Milhouse Van Houten is the insecure, socially awkward kid who often feels like a loser, matching the user's self‑deprecating tweets such as 'I’m the worst loser ever' and 'I want to talk but this server is full of people who are already friends with each other.' The user's frequent expressions of anxiety and self‑harm, for example 'Suicide BACK ON!!!!!' and 'I will SOB and DIE', echo Milhouse’s moments of despair and low self‑esteem. Both the user and Milhouse share an obsessive focus on niche media, seen in the tweet 'I’m gonna watch fnaf gacha videos and no one will stop me because no one dares to enter my room.' Their chaotic, emotional outbursts, like 'Bro I’m so mad … kill me', also reflect Milhouse’s impulsive, volatile reactions.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introverted: The user frequently mentions feeling anxious about social interaction, e.g., "Talking to new people is so scary because they don’t know how I talk and what my humour is so saying anything is like a humiliation ritual." This shows a focus on internal world. Sensing: The tweets are full of concrete, sensory details such as "I forgot I took melatonin and I’m tired but my dad’s making corn maque choux and I want it" and "My eye is leaking onto my blanket." Feeling: The user’s decisions are driven by personal emotions and values, evident in statements like "I hate a lot of things but I want to think about the things I like" and "And especially shtwt too you cut yourself open LEAVE THEM ALOOINEEEEEEEE." Perceiving: The timeline is chaotic and spontaneous, with frequent forgetfulness and lack of planning, e.g., "I forgot to make my Christmas list oops," "Ok I have candy coming to my house at 11," and "I’m so sick of these guys…" Overall the profile aligns with an ISFP type.

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Anime & gaming fan 🎮 | Meme curator | Candid life updates & occasional candy cravings 🍭 | Mental health ally 🌱 | Got lost in a Dollar General candy aisle– @FugoFugo27

Your signature cocktail
Jolly Ivan's Candy Chaos blends festive peppermint with sweet vanilla and dark chocolate, mirroring the user's bright, holiday‑spirit name 🎄Jolly Ivan…💖 and their love of candy and pudding. The splash of grenadine adds a bitter‑red note that nods to the darker moments they share, like the tweet 'Suicide BACK ON!!!!!' and the feeling of being 'disgusting and uncultured'. A handful of gummy bears on top represents the chaotic, random energy of their timeline, from 'I’m gonna watch fnaf gacha videos' to 'Bunnivan' and the constant stream of 'bro' interjections. The layered look of the drink evokes the way their thoughts are 'completely mixed up' and 'sometimes punctuation is important because there are idiots like me out there' as they describe their own writing style. Overall, the cocktail is both sweet and unsettling, just like the tweet 'I wish I was a fictional character and people thought of me like this' captures their yearning for a brighter, imagined self while still living in a messy reality.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal achievement and self‑preservation, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition, as seen in the tweet “I have like 3 and a half months left till my birthday… if I’m not by my goal weight by then I will SOB and DIE.” They also discuss strategic planning for their environment and appearance, indicating resourcefulness: “Or… I could spend the money on more room decorations… WHY BUY TEMPORARY FOOD WHEN I CAN HAVE POSTERS FOR MONTHS.” Their focus on status and following, such as “No matter how big my following gets I will ALWAYS notice whenever someone unfollows me,” reveals a concern for reputation and influence. Although the tweets convey frustration and vulnerability, the overarching theme of pursuing personal goals and protecting themselves aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user frequently expresses feelings of alienation and self‑loathing, such as stating "I wish I was a fictional character and people thought of me like this" and "I feel so disgusting and uncultured and white". They openly discuss mental health struggles, even writing "Suicide BACK ON!!!!!", and describe anxiety about social interaction: "Talking to new people is so scary because they don’t know how I talk … it’s like a humiliation ritual". Their chaotic, self‑critical tone and yearning to be someone else matches the lament of Radiohead’s "Creep", whose chorus repeats "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?". This iconic song captures the sense of not belonging that runs through their timeline. The line "I don’t belong here" resonates with posts about feeling out of place and being a "repost beast" while seeking validation.

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