Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Compassionate: They calmly stayed with their injured neighbor while waiting for an ambulance, showing care and responsibility: “my neighbor fell down the stairs and icalled the ambulance but it arrived after almost an hour so we just waited together for it in complete silence,,,,,,, ”.
- Playful humor: They joke about awkward topics and bodily functions in a light, self-deprecating way, like “i used to pee myself every time i laughed bbut not anymore so i think i matured” and “there is no pregnant fis emoji”.
- Affectionate: They express warmth and attachment to mutuals, calling them ‘oomfs’ and showing maternal feelings: “i have a maternal instinct towards all my moots” and “LOVE YA GUYS THANKS!!!!!!” in multiple strawpage replies like this one.
- Expressive: They openly share intense emotions, from joy to misery, such as “everything is so so amazing!!!!! life is great im serious everything is green and the sun is so so bright !!!!!!” and “i am so miserable!!!!!!!!!!!! free me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
- Engaging: They actively interact with followers, invite participation, and respond to questions, e.g. “never did rhis before but now i wanna so send ur pfps!!!!!!!!” and multiple Q&A style strawpage tweets like this.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: They discuss cutting and keeping pieces of their own skin in a casual way, such as “nghhh cutting ahhhh nghh” and “i still have tje piece of my skin hidden in my cabinet cuz i donr have the time to eat it aw”.
- Suicidal ideation: They reference wanting to die or researching methods, including rooftops and suicide tags, as in “how do people even find the right building 🤔🤔 likw how do u manage to get onto the roof #suicidaltwt (⁀ᗢ⁀) #suicidetwt” and “theres no future nor normal life for me, i cant and dont want to bear this burden any longerrrrrrrr”.
- Self-loathing: They describe themselves with extremely negative labels, like “useless talentless hopeless stupid idiotic ugly loser core” and “i live in filth”.
- Substance misuse: They treat getting high and cigarettes as casual coping, even when it interferes with responsibilities, e.g. “should iget high tommorow even tho i have to make dinner and go to the store 🤔🤔”, “im not high anymore!!!!!!!!!! not so much wt least!!!!!!!!!!”, and “ineed cigarettes plssss😞😞”.
- Family hostility: They show intense resentment toward family members, especially their father, as in “how do i psychically torture my dad and make his life miserable” and bleak references to their mother’s death like “kakegurui trending again reminds me of when i was watching it while my mom was laying dead next to me heh”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up extremely online and unstable. Like Lisa, they’re introspective, alienated, and acutely aware of their own mind, shown in posts like “no sense of time, danger, urgency or responsibility, no dreams or ambitions, no interest in anything…” and “i love not being real”, which echo Lisa’s existential crises and sense of not fitting in. Their swings between euphoric enthusiasm and despair resemble Lisa’s oscillation between idealistic joy and depressive rumination, for example “everything is so so amazing!!!!! life is great im serious everything is green and the sun is so so bright !!!!!!” versus “theres no future nor normal life for me, i cant and dont want to bear this burden any longerrrrrrrr”. The edgy, self-harming and cannibalism humor (“nghhh cutting ahhhh nghh”, “i still have tje piece of my skin hidden in my cabinet cuz i donr have the time to eat it aw”) reads like a dark, internet-poisoned version of Lisa’s intense inner life and self-directed anger. Even their maternal streak toward mutuals (“i have a maternal instinct towards all my moots”) parallels Lisa’s caretaking role in her family. Overall, they feel like a timeline where Lisa’s sensitivity, intellect, and angst were filtered through shtwt, shitposts, and late-teen nihilism.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their world is largely online and interior, with fears about people seeing their inner life like the dream of their brother finding their account “had a dream where my brother found my acc and when i tried to make it private so he wouldnt see anything…”, and they describe themselves as not existing “i love not being real”, suggesting a retreat into their own mind rather than external social scenes. They appear strongly Intuitive: they often move into surreal or exaggerated imagery instead of just reporting facts, e.g. “got period binged and had such a diarrhea that i thoughht iwas gonna poop out my organs” and existential posts like “no sense of time, danger, urgency or responsibility… no desire to continue being alive and no desire to end my existence”, focusing on meaning and inner states over concrete practicality. Their tone fits Feeling: they’re highly emotional and value affection and connection with moots, saying things like “i have a maternal instinct towards all my moots” and being very reactive to perceived rejection or attention shifts “I LOST 20+ FOLLOWERS ??!???!!???!!”, while not really constructing logical arguments. Finally, they clearly prefer Perceiving: they are impulsive and unstructured, debating self-destructive actions last minute like “QUICK do i cut myself even tho i have school rommorow… wont be able to walk normally and i dont have any large plasters” and admitting they should study but probably won’t “i should start studying more....... i should...... but will i really”, showing a spontaneous, go-with-the-flow pattern rather than planning and follow-through. Altogether, the introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and unstructured style fits INFP better than the other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your fis tweet has more likes than your groom tweet… if I become your groom, do I automatically get fis-level engagement or do I have to earn it with enrichment activities and Coke Zero?
- You were watching Kakegurui while your mom was laying dead next to you, so clearly you can live through horror anime arcs… think you could survive the psychological torture of me taking you on a painfully wholesome date instead?
- You said everything was so green and bright you wanted to run around and lay on the ground—if that mood ever comes back, can I be the guy running around with you and then collapsing next to you like two overexcited, slightly-feral fish?
- You still have that piece of skin hidden in your cabinet ‘cause you haven’t had time to eat it… wild idea: what if, just once, you took a break from being a fake cannibal and we went to eat cheesecake together instead?
- You worry about not being real and having no future, but from ‘FIS CHRISTMAS’ to asking how people even get onto rooftops, your timeline is literally the most chaotic, alive thing ever—can I be the guy who keeps reminding you that existing with you is my favorite plot twist?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
17 • PL/ENG • once watched Kakegurui with my mom asleep beside me…and she never woke up. I talk fish, mental health, and too much oversharing.– @funguciide
Your signature cocktail
Blub Blub Brain Fis Fizz
This cocktail is a chaotic bright-green fizz for the girl who tweets “what does rhe fis say 🐟🐟bblub blub blub blub blub blub” and announces “new year new fis (more active me trust)”. Matcha-infused vodka makes it jittery and intense, nodding to their highs like “everything is so so amazing!!!!! life is great im serious everything is green and the sun is so so bright !!!!!!” and the wish to “dye my hair green again ( ´ ▽ )/”. Grapefruit soda keeps it bubbly and sour-sweet, matching their switch from “i am so miserable!!!!!!!!!!!! free me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” to screaming “HAPPY NEW FIS EVERYNYAN EVERYFIS WAWAOSOWOWOAWWAWAWSAWWAAWSASSWWAWWWWWWW” in full caps. Salty-sour plum syrup represents the dark humor and morbid overshares like “kakegurui trending again reminds me of when i was watching it while my mom was laying dead next to me heh” and “no sense of time, danger, urgency or responsibility…”. An activated charcoal sugar rim adds pretty gloom for their #suicidaltwt side and lines like “i love the idea of gouging my eyes out”, while tiny gummy fish on top honor their whole fis persona and celebrations like “FIS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!”, making the drink look unreasonably cute for how emotionally unhinged it actually is.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline mixes a lot of darkness with a surprisingly strong, almost compulsive warmth and attachment to others, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They show a big, inclusive, almost maternal loyalty to their mutuals, e.g. calling them “my moots” and saying “i have a maternal instinct towards all my moots”, and they go out of their way to interact with and thank people: “THERRES nothing better than oopening my strawpage and seeing so so so many fishies… LOVE YA GUYS THANKS!!!!!!”. Even when overwhelmed, they still frame themselves as caring for others, like proudly “cooking for my family as a 17 year old shtwt user” in this tweet, and apologizing for not being responsive because they turned on notifications for 600+ mutuals in “having 600+ oomfs and notifications turned on for every one of them is lowkey harder than i thought”. Hufflepuffs are also characterized by a kind of stubborn endurance more than flashy ambition, and their posts about ongoing misery and emptiness like “no sense of time, danger, urgency or responsibility… no desire to continue being alive and no desire to end my existence” show someone who keeps existing and engaging with others despite feeling there’s “no future.” While they have some chaotic, impulsive moments that could hint at other houses, the core throughline is attachment, caretaking, and a desire to belong and support others, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a dark, self-destructive, hyper-online teenager vibe mixed with detachment and morbid humor. They oscillate between euphoria and emptiness, like going from “everything is so so amazing!!!!! life is great im serious everything is green and the sun is so so bright !!!!!! it feels amazing i wanna run around and lay on the ground!!!!!!!!!” to “theres no future nor normal life for me, i cant and dont want to bear this burden any longerrrrrrrr”. Lyrics about not fitting the idealized youth and feeling unreal match tweets like “i do not exist” and “i love not being real”. The song’s fixation on self-harm, body, and decay parallels their posts about cutting and cannibalism, such as “nghhh cutting ahhhh nghh” and “i still have tje piece of my skin hidden in my cabinet cuz i donr have the time to eat it aw”. Finally, the blend of irony, internet-core aesthetics, and genuine distress in the song matches their shtwt/gorey humor and posts like “no sense of time, danger, urgency or responsibility, no dreams or ambitions…”.
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